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Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

WoG posted:

I'll tell you what you did, Caligula...

Uuh. Sleepy.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

"Ukraine is game to you?!"

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
For sale - a big, juicy, van.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

thepokey posted:

For sale - a big, juicy, van.

Interesting trades accepted!

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

thepokey posted:

For sale - a big, juicy, van.

Seinfeld's van?!?!?! SEINFELD'S VAN?!?!?!!

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

That van is a'rockin!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Ehud posted:

That van is a'rockin!

Don't go a-knockin'!

LoveisOver
Aug 8, 2011
Serenity NOW!

I love Seinfeld.

Elaine's the best :h:

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

Only up for another couple of hours, but interesting cameo in the video "Comedy X-Ray Specs" at http://jerryseinfeld.com/

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

fenix down posted:

Only up for another couple of hours, but interesting cameo in the video "Comedy X-Ray Specs" at http://jerryseinfeld.com/

Oh wow. Joel

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

Googled it and it was an HBO special called Stand-Up Confidential that was co-written by Jerry and Joel. Also rumored to be quite lame.

WoG
Jul 13, 2004

thepokey posted:

For sale - a big, juicy, van.
I don't think I want to meet the people in the market for a used van.

Basilson
Sep 21, 2005

Yeah, right, buddy, liquor store robbery, officer down. Sure. And I'm Edward G. Robinson.
Kramer turns his apartment into the Merv Griffin set.

I love George's bemused reaction when he first comes in.

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

Basilson posted:

Kramer turns his apartment into the Merv Griffin set.

I love George's bemused reaction when he first comes in.

I never realized how overtly rape-y the toy subplot of that episode was.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

User-Friendly posted:

I never realized how overtly rape-y the toy subplot of that episode was.

Those hands! They never stop!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Mission accomplished!

Back to base, Joe!

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

penismightier posted:

Those hands! They never stop!

Touchdown! Your turn.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
More heavy gravy?

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
I'm putting this on him and we're going to the sink. :confused:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
And if you are undead...I'll find out about that, too.

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.
In order to manage risk we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk and what makes it so risky?

esq
Dec 1, 2008

I'll have a white russian.

Chicolini posted:

In order to manage risk we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk and what makes it so risky?

Is game to you?? How bout I take your little board and SMASSSHH

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Ow! OWW! It's twist off! Twist off!

TWIST!

OFF!






Oh hi. Soda? :haw:

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Raptor Jesus posted:

"Ukraine is game to you?!"

How about I take your little board and SMASH IT :argh:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Look to the cookie!

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
I think I'm gonna throw up

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Macaluso posted:

I think I'm gonna throw up

Hey, what about your vomit streak?

Miss Lonelyhearts
Mar 22, 2003


Listen to the bell Grossbard, it tolls for thee.

esq
Dec 1, 2008

I'll have a white russian.

neoboman posted:

How about I take your little board and SMASH IT :argh:

It's like I'm talking to my aunt Sylvia, here.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

You don't even know what a write-off is :colbert:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Ehud posted:

You don't even know what a write-off is :colbert:

But they do! And they're the ones writing it off!

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Tell the world my story.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Is that your orthopedic back pillow?

Maybe.. :smug:

Well is it, or isn't it??

..I guess not :(

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Look to the cookie!



Limit the blacks to 35%?

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
Black and White cookies are awesome, it is known.

...well we gotta go, because of the time, time is what he's indicating there.

Atarian
Aug 10, 2005

This ant...
Clever Betty

Macaluso posted:

I think I'm gonna throw up

Sorry!

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

Commie! Commie! Traitor to our country!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

El Negocio posted:

Commie! Commie! Traitor to our country!

You see kid, you're being bamboozled. These capitalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys!

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Ehud posted:

You see kid, you're being bamboozled. These capitalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys!

Ladies and gentlemen. Because we have been exploited by your Magic Pan crepe restaurants, we are hijacking this plane to Cuba!

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