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WouldDesk posted:
"How'd my horse do?" "He had to be shot."
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Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.
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Aug 17, 2011 02:32
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Aug 17, 2011 02:50
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Bald BALD!
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Aug 17, 2011 02:51
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I got rejected by a bald woman! Apparently baldie likes a slimmer guy.
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Aug 17, 2011 02:59
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Why don't you take your hat off, stay awhile heh heh... 
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Aug 17, 2011 03:01
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You're Batman!
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Aug 17, 2011 03:05
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"Right in front of me!. How do you know we're not together. Two guys ,sittin' laughin' drinkin Champagne Coolies."
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Aug 17, 2011 03:19
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It's all PIPES!
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Aug 17, 2011 03:22
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Riptor posted:It's all PIPES! Different pipes go to different places!
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Aug 17, 2011 03:44
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Supreme Allah posted:Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.
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Rusty Shackelford posted:She's bald?!?!?!
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Aug 17, 2011 04:23
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JoeCL posted:Correction, I was bald. I don't like this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it!
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Aug 17, 2011 04:48
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:Different pipes go to different places! YOU'RE GONNA MIX 'EM UP
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Aug 17, 2011 06:13
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George, you decided to get a rug? Good for you, Jack!
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Aug 17, 2011 06:36
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The card says The Moops.
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Aug 17, 2011 09:06
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I'm a man who respects a good coma.
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WouldDesk posted:I'm a man who respects a good coma. I feel so rested and refreshed. Get me a toothbrush.
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Sash! posted:Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Isn't there a story about the actor who played this character taking the whole thing too seriously and it turned out great?
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Isn't there a story about the actor who played this character taking the whole thing too seriously and it turned out great?
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"While you're thinking about that, think about this..." What a great character Bookman was.
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That's like an icecream man named Cone.
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Aug 17, 2011 18:29
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Leyburn posted:That's like an icecream man named Cone.  It's not like that at all!
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Aug 17, 2011 19:13
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Capt. Sticl posted:
"Beep, beep, beep"? What are you doing?
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Aug 17, 2011 19:33
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Kevyn posted:George, you decided to get a rug? Good for you, Jack! She won't talk to anyone, huh? Oh no, she won't say a word to anybody. Well, she's talking a blue streak now, Jack!
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Aug 17, 2011 19:47
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Alright Schmoopies!
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Aug 17, 2011 19:51
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It smells. Smells bad. Smells really bad.
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Aug 17, 2011 21:03
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thepokey posted:Alright Schmoopies! Alright Hobo Joe
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Aug 17, 2011 21:54
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spanky the dolphin posted:It smells. Smells bad. Smells really bad.
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Aug 17, 2011 21:55
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Well, you're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job
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Aug 17, 2011 22:00
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T. Finn posted:Well, you're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job Ooooh, I like it, nobody does their hair like that anymore
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Aug 17, 2011 22:03
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I think this is my all-time favorite Newman moment:
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Aug 17, 2011 22:34
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High five.
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Aug 17, 2011 23:10
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How's tricks, Murphy?
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Aug 18, 2011 00:26
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Oh no. My frankfurter fell. Oh no. 
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Aug 18, 2011 00:37
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Ambellina posted:Oh no. My frankfurter fell. Oh no. It was really good 
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Aug 18, 2011 00:40
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It was a bad jig, a terrible terrible jig.
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Aug 18, 2011 00:51
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She's a Nazi, George. A Nazi!
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safety dan posted:She's a Nazi, George. A Nazi! Kind of a cute nazi though 
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