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WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009

SneekieBinder posted:

Kind of a cute nazi though :smug:

I would go Auschwitz her on a date. :downsrim:

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Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
That's what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
Maybeit'sbecausetheyliketosaysalsaaaaa

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

SneekieBinder posted:

Kind of a cute nazi though :smug:

Nice lookin' Lugar.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
Every Bookman moment is great, but I think my favorite is:

"I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life."

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

safety dan posted:

She's a Nazi, George. A Nazi!

...and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities :stare:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
And the peat! Ahhh, the peat.

Does anybody happen to have a GIF of Kramer's wonderfully odd Nazi salute?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up
Tippy toe! Tippy toe!

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

The Human Cow posted:

Tippy toe! Tippy toe!

Lemon tree!

Chakron
Mar 11, 2009

So, does anybody else think that George murdered Susan?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Kevyn posted:

Nice lookin' Lugar.

12 gauge. Seems to be the most popular gauge. Makes the 11 gauge look like a cap pistol.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Chakron posted:

So, does anybody else think that George murdered Susan?
I thought we all assumed that.

esq
Dec 1, 2008

I'll have a white russian.
George, Quinn here was moving a chair. He lost his balance and dropped it. It must have fallen on your briefcase, which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
MY WALLET'S GONE!

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

esq posted:

George, Quinn here was moving a chair. He lost his balance and dropped it. It must have fallen on your briefcase, which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder?

Yes! Yes, I heard the squink!

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
George, Quinn here was moving a chair... He lost his balance and dropped it. It must have fallen on your briefcase, which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder?

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

I really think you should be the M&M.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
We shall cut the bike in half!

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
He was stickin' it to me!

STICKIN IT!!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Ugh, this thread has PABA in it. I need PABA-free Seinfeld.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Capt. Sticl posted:

Ugh, this thread has PABA in it. I need PABA-free Seinfeld.

Make sure the moisturizer has UVA.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:



George, I'm surprised to see you here.

Edit: Man, it's weird seeing what an office desk looked like before they all had computers on them...it just looks like it's missing something...I can't not picture a desk without at least a monitor, keyboard, and mouse on it.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

Rageaholic Monkey posted:



Hello Margery...George Costanza. How are you, sweetheart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"You haven't done anything with this."

"Well, bear in mind, I am in the smaller office!""

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Rageaholic Monkey posted:



I can't see a Penske truck anymore without thinking about the Penske files.

I was transferring the contents of the file into this flexible accordion-style folder.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

DrBouvenstein posted:

George, I'm surprised to see you here.

Edit: Man, it's weird seeing what an office desk looked like before they all had computers on them...it just looks like it's missing something...I can't not picture a desk without at least a monitor, keyboard, and mouse on it.

Did you say 'George, I'm surprised to see you here,' or, 'George, I'm surprised to see you here'?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ta-ta, Tut-tle :smug:

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

The Human Cow posted:

Hello Margery...George Costanza. How are you, sweetheart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE!

I'm like a weed in Hitler's bunker.

Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica

ChickenMedium posted:

I'm like a weed in Hitler's bunker.

Getting a little uncomfortable with the "Hitler" stuff.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
I don't understand woody wood-pecker, what is he an instigator?

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
I call him ... Golden Boy!

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009
This is GoldenBoy's son, BabyBlue

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Look, they have it in blue...for my baby bluey. Are you my baby bluey?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
What have you done to my little cable boy!

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
A nickel!

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Rusty Shackelford posted:

A nickel!

Huh, a dime. Mercury head.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

penismightier posted:

Huh, a dime. Mercury head.

I say that almost every time I see a dime. Seinfeld!!! :argh:

You have prescription goggles?

Valhalska
May 3, 2007

Please do not be alarmed, we are about to engage...
The Nozzle.

neoboman posted:

I say that almost every time I see a dime. Seinfeld!!! :argh:

You have prescription goggles?

I WAS IN THE POOL!!

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The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on!

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