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Given that Melisandre thinks Stannis is Azor Ahai and Jon Snow is just some berk who shows up when her flame-TV is out of tune, why should we trust in her judgment when she sees Bloodraven and Bran and assumes they're servants of the Other?
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Sep 6, 2011 19:59
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Habibi posted:Isn't this just the deleted Dumbledore flashback chapter from 'Deathly Hallows' with the names changed? Rats, I've been found out!
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Sep 6, 2011 20:01
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Lid posted:I think its Moqorro who has a vision of the other/enemy as a creature with one eye and many tentacles reaching everywhere. While given it being a Victarion chapter it would think Euron it is as applicable to Bloodraven with the tentacles being the weirwoods. Not to mention Bran has commited crimes against nature including cannibalism and controlling Hodor which the Sixskins peologue makes clear is an abomination. The only one who calls warging into other people an abomination is Varamyr's teacher. On the other hand, almost every single character calls the kinslayer to stand accursed in the eyes of gods (including the old ones) and men alike. Also breaking the sacred guest rights seems to be a particularly nasty sin that many people talk about.
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Sep 6, 2011 20:25
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NihilCredo posted:Given that Melisandre thinks Stannis is Azor Ahai and Jon Snow is just some berk who shows up when her flame-TV is out of tune, why should we trust in her judgment when she sees Bloodraven and Bran and assumes they're servants of the Other? Don't forget her Patchface visions (and his for that matter) but just because she can't read them I'm not getting the best of vibes from Bloodraven.
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Sep 6, 2011 21:38
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So what is the thinking on Aegon = a Blackfyre and not the Aegon we think he is theory? It seems pretty plausible to me.
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Sep 6, 2011 21:47
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Sexpansion posted:So what is the thinking on Aegon = a Blackfyre and not the Aegon we think he is theory? It seems pretty plausible to me. Honestly, at this point I think the only Aegon reveal that would surprise me would be if he was a Lannister. Otherwise it's all fair game. He might be the real deal, he might be the descendant of some Targ off-shoot, he might be the real R+L=?, and so on.
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Sep 6, 2011 21:54
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What if Jojen was really Howland Reed?
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Sep 6, 2011 23:09
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computer parts posted:What if Jojen was really Howland Reed? That would make the "Bran wargs into Jojen to boink Meera" scenario I outlined in one of the other threads that much more GRRM-tastic.
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Sep 6, 2011 23:14
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Habibi posted:That would make the "Bran wargs into Jojen to boink Meera" scenario I outlined in one of the other threads that much more GRRM-tastic.
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Sep 6, 2011 23:20
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Habibi posted:That would make the "Bran wargs into Jojen to boink Meera" scenario I outlined in one of the other threads that much more GRRM-tastic. You know I never really ranked whether brother-sister incest or father-daughter incest was the more GRRMy.
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Sep 6, 2011 23:23
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Well thus far father daughter incest has only occurred with secondary characters, so I'd say brother-sister incest is more GRRMy.
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Sep 6, 2011 23:27
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Quantify! posted:Whoa whoa whoa, you can't just say that and not post it again. Eh, it wasn't much of a theory. With regards to how the show will treat Meera/Jojen: Habibi posted:
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Sep 6, 2011 23:31
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I got a loving good theory guys- Jon Snow will try to warg into Ghost to escape death but ! PLOT TWIST ! Dolorous Edd already warged into Ghost to escape his own fate! Jon's soul gets boxed out and dissipates into the aether! Bran sees all this (while boinking Meera via Jojen) in a vision and weeps a single sappy tear for his dead foster brother (of course Jon is a secret Dayne, from Ashara and Barristan, who doesn't remember after a drunken night)
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Sep 7, 2011 00:09
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bigmcgaffney posted:I got a loving good theory guys- Jon Snow will try to warg into Ghost to escape death but ! PLOT TWIST ! Dolorous Edd already warged into Ghost to escape his own fate! Jon's soul gets boxed out and dissipates into the aether! Bran sees all this (while boinking Meera via Jojen) in a vision and weeps a single sappy tear for his dead foster brother (of course Jon is a secret Dayne, from Ashara and Barristan, who doesn't remember after a drunken night) I dunno...couldn't Jon and Edd share ghost? According to a large amount of people, Edd might even scooch over to make some room for Jon.
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Sep 7, 2011 00:18
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bigmcgaffney posted:I got a loving good theory guys- Jon Snow will try to warg into Ghost to escape death but ! PLOT TWIST ! Dolorous Edd already warged into Ghost to escape his own fate! Jon's soul gets boxed out and dissipates into the aether! Bran sees all this (while boinking Meera via Jojen) in a vision and weeps a single sappy tear for his dead foster brother (of course Jon is a secret Dayne, from Ashara and Barristan, who doesn't remember after a drunken night) At first I thought you were being facetious but a lot of the individual parts of this are not themselves implausible... something to think about.
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Sep 7, 2011 00:23
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Much like there's a character named Shavepate, Cersei's POV name should've been Shavecunt for that chapter.
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Sep 7, 2011 00:26
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YES bread posted:At first I thought you were being facetious but a lot of the individual parts of this are not themselves implausible... something to think about. If only GRRM would flesh out warging mechanics a teensy bit more... then we could know for sure if there could be a possible Edd/Jon cuddle session inside of Ghost. And of course Edd being a warg is barely supported, but hey, J-Conn and cyvasse popped up out of nowhere.
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Sep 7, 2011 00:29
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bigmcgaffney posted:If only GRRM would flesh out warging mechanics a teensy bit more... then we could know for sure if there could be a possible Edd/Jon cuddle session inside of Ghost. And of course Edd being a warg is barely supported, but hey, J-Conn and cyvasse popped up out of nowhere.
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Sep 7, 2011 00:30
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Quantify! posted:If Jon gets a wolf pregnant while warged into Ghost, does that count as breaking his vows? Not gonna happen; in case you didn't notice, Ghost is homosexual.
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Sep 7, 2011 00:32
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YES bread posted:Not gonna happen; in case you didn't notice, Ghost is homosexual.  Though, Jon might be able to override Ghost's natural inclinations. This will be a whole new sub-category of rape that GRRM will have invented, wherein a willing victim is raped by an unwilling rapist. Reverse rapism.
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Sep 7, 2011 00:45
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^^^ edit: also this Quantify! posted:If Jon gets a wolf pregnant while warged into Ghost, does that count as breaking his vows? Nah, if they try and get him on the Westerosi version of Maury there won't be any genetic evidence Jon whelped some pups. The perfect crime.
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Sep 7, 2011 00:46
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YES bread posted:Not gonna happen; in case you didn't notice, Ghost is homosexual.  Explain please. Next you're going to tell me Lady was a lesbian ("NO NOT LADY SHE'S GOOD!)
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Sep 7, 2011 01:02
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Colonel Pancreas posted:
A couple pages ago it was all the rage to make up a list of characters in the series who were "gay" and then belittle other people for not having "realized" this. That post is a reference to that fad, which has, for the most part, died down.
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Sep 7, 2011 01:04
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Colonel Pancreas posted:
At first I thought he was referring to the scene with the warged guy from the prologue, but then I remember that Summer was doing that.
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Sep 7, 2011 01:04
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Doesn't Jon have a wolf dream where he sees Dolorous Edd jerking off and feels Ghosts arousal? I'm pretty sure that was concrete evidence that Edd and Ghost are both hardcore gay.
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Sep 7, 2011 01:04
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Colonel Pancreas posted:
If you've ever had a gay dog it's really, really obvious.
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Sep 7, 2011 01:07
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xamphear posted:A couple pages ago it was all the rage to make up a list of characters in the series who were "gay" and then belittle other people for not having "realized" this. Nope, according to Phillip Pullman's seminal series His Dark Materials if a persons familiar is the same gender, they are homosexual.
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Sep 7, 2011 01:13
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Did gurm give up on the whole big red comet that was mentioned in the first couple books?
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Sep 7, 2011 01:23
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It went away? The comet's been mentioned in prophecies etc. I'm pretty sure it was mentioned as an omen in ADWD at least several times.
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Sep 7, 2011 01:27
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Fog Tripper posted:Did gurm give up on the whole big red comet that was mentioned in the first couple books? Yeah basically it was used for some vague prophecies and to foreshadow Dany's massive period at the end of ADWD, maybe also Quentyn's journey to a fiery death. bigmcgaffney fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Sep 7, 2011 |
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Sep 7, 2011 01:31
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As the comet faded from the sky, it seemed to all the people in Westeros that it was streaked with brown.
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Sep 7, 2011 01:44
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I'm pretty sure the comet was gay too, I'll have to open up Clash of Kings just to be sure though.
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Sep 7, 2011 01:48
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bigmcgaffney posted:Dany's massive period at the end of ADWD. I thought I was the only one who noticed this. This means her womb can "quicken" again, ergo Zombie Khal Drogo is coming back in the next book to seriously roll some bitches.
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Sep 7, 2011 03:17
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Ross posted:I thought I was the only one who noticed this. This means her womb can "quicken" again, ergo Zombie Khal Drogo is coming back in the next book to seriously roll some bitches. People noticed it, it's just that it's interspersed with "oh she's actually got the bloody flux" which it seems totally obvious that it is not the bloody flux.
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Sep 7, 2011 03:21
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Azure_Horizon posted:People noticed it, it's just that it's interspersed with "oh she's actually got the bloody flux" which it seems totally obvious that it is not the bloody flux. Her freaking out about not being able to remember her last period was a pretty big indication of it being a miscarriage too. Ross posted:I thought I was the only one who noticed this. This means her womb can "quicken" again, ergo Zombie Khal Drogo is coming back in the next book to seriously roll some bitches. "Quicken" means the baby actually develops enough to start moving around though, there's still no sign that she's able to carry a fetus that long. Hold onto those hopes for the last book 
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Sep 7, 2011 03:39
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I may have slightly exaggerated the hotness of Dragon*Con's Dany cosplayer: She looks cute, though, and I really liked the details put into her costume. Can you buy that jewelry online somewhere or something? GLITTER DRAGONS.
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Sep 7, 2011 04:06
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Fog Tripper posted:Did gurm give up on the whole big red comet that was mentioned in the first couple books? Seriously.. people talk about that goddamn thing so much at first, and then its like "welp, guess we will never mention the giant foreboding comet trail kicking around up there ever again." my cat is norris posted:I may have slightly exaggerated the hotness of Dragon*Con's Dany cosplayer: Can you buy that jewelry online somewhere or something? No Dragon cosplay is complete without the right equipment UNDER the costume for that backroom yiffing!! http://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2485
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Sep 7, 2011 04:29
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Ross posted:I thought I was the only one who noticed this. This means her womb can "quicken" again, ergo Zombie Khal Drogo is coming back in the next book to seriously roll some bitches. I noticed it, and thought in some subtle yet kinda ewwww way it bound her to Drogon (Blood for Fire. Fire for Blood) without the use of Dragonbinder.
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Sep 7, 2011 04:39
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kcroy posted:http://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2485 Jesus Christ I hate the internet so much.
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Thanks kcroy for finding the chosen dildo of the Night's Watch. I just hope no Daariobabes were aborted because Dany had to go and eat deadly nightshade
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