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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Dixie Carter is capable of remembering a PPV is coming up this weekend while simultaneously thinking that PPV has already been - she has mastered Double Think, and one day soon she will prove she can levitate.

Then a ring-rat will eat AJ Styles' face off.

# ? Sep 11, 2011 02:50

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 20:12

Lloyd Van Buren: Feb 19, 2010; FESTIVE PEOPLE!

TNADixie Dixie Carter posted:

Not sure what you mean. Pls email sdunigan@tnawrestling with details. Thanks!

Welp, you heard her I guess...

# ? Sep 11, 2011 04:57

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

# ? Sep 11, 2011 20:07

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

my fire Frank Shamrock campaign is faltering. Poopies.

# ? Sep 11, 2011 21:15

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

Lloyd Van Buren posted:

Welp, you heard her I guess...

I don't get it, this was supposed to be a private message or something?

# ? Sep 12, 2011 01:37

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

coconono posted:

hi @UltraMantis shirt looks great on creeps lockerz.com/s/137332749

Ultramantis Black posted:

@coconono Suave and debonair!

# ? Sep 12, 2011 20:26

I am hella PEEVED: Oct 25, 2007; Welcome to Earth.

Wade Barrett posted:

I would make a great James Bond. I would also make a great Bond villain. Nobody else on the planet can make such a claim.

I can't decide which I'd rather see more.

# ? Sep 12, 2011 20:35

Hammond Edgar: Apr 24, 2008

@KillSteenKill posted:

I broke @ElGenerico's finger by kicking him in the balls. In some way, I think that means his dick's the size of his pinkie.

# ? Sep 12, 2011 20:42

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Fury1671 posted:

I can't decide which I'd rather see more.

You could have Sheamus and Heath Slater as the villains.

# ? Sep 12, 2011 21:01

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

William Regal posted:

Best wishes to my friend Roddy Piper. Get well soon sunshine, we haven't taken that trip yet.

This would make a fantastic buddy movie.

Also,

William Regal posted:

You don't half talk a load of old cobblers. @theChrisHero

# ? Sep 12, 2011 21:03

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

Ravingsockmonkey posted:

Oh Punk

Does Punk have "Facebook" tattooed on his wrist?

...is that really what Coconono looks like?

# ? Sep 12, 2011 21:32

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Matt Cruea posted:

Does Punk have "Facebook" tattooed on his wrist?

...is that really what Coconono looks like?

I have one of those camocloaks like in A Scanner Darkly

nope. lying. tubby computerman.

# ? Sep 12, 2011 22:00

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Post more about farts, compuman.

# ? Sep 12, 2011 22:34

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Post more about farts, compuman.

nah, I'd rather get into shouting matches with Linda McMahon.

# ? Sep 12, 2011 22:38

ChampRamp: Mar 29, 2010; SAVE_US.CHR

Uhoh, Rosa Mendes has been shooting on AJ and Kaitlyn.

Rosa Mendes Twitter posted:

But what one thing I don�t miss is looking at rookies that call themselves divas when they can�t get a hold of some proactive to clear their awful skin up, and start dressing like actual Divas instead of shopping at consignment stores in the kid section. You want to be a Diva? Look like one AJ. You look like a cashier that works at my local grocery store. Why you are on the roster boggles my mind!!!!!!!! Can�t wait to get back in the ring and actually have a worthy opponent!

Awwwww u guys are mad @ me. You love AJ because she looks ordinary just like you. Divas are not suppose to look ordinary. This is what you call a Diva! Rookieeees???? Pleeeeeeeease. Hahaha. If i�m making people upset, I don�t really care. I�m sick of seeing the Divas division ruined by these rookies. Sexy, smart, powerful! Stay in FCW and stop shopping at Target chicas! One rookie looks 12 with a crater face, one looks like she is 40 and the other one looks like she needs to go on Jenny Craig. You know who you are! Lol

That is a thing

# ? Sep 12, 2011 23:45

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

ChampRamp posted:

Uhoh, Rosa Mendes has been shooting on AJ and Kaitlyn.

That is a thing

Guys guys I can be like Beth too!

# ? Sep 12, 2011 23:49

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

ChampRamp posted:

Uhoh, Rosa Mendes has been shooting on AJ and Kaitlyn.

That is a thing

"Rosa Mendes? Didn't we fire her a month or two ago?"
"No..."
"Then what the hell was John Morrison sulking for?!"

# ? Sep 12, 2011 23:50

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

ChampRamp posted:

Uhoh, Rosa Mendes has been shooting on AJ and Kaitlyn.

That is a thing

those diet pills are a helluva drug.

I read that five times. It can't possibly be real.

# ? Sep 12, 2011 23:58

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

coconono posted:

those diet pills are a helluva drug.

I read that five times. It can't possibly be real.

Post from Rosa saying her twitter was hacked in 3....2....1....

# ? Sep 13, 2011 00:15

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Colon Parenthesis posted:

Ok degg and Billy Gunn deadpan tweeting eachother about shaving his rear end is a little too surreal for me

# ? Sep 13, 2011 02:09

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Fox News Wrestling posted:

Barack Obama is a ninja. #FoxNewsWrestling

# ? Sep 13, 2011 02:27

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Glitterbomber posted:

Guys guys I can be like Beth too!

Except it's anti-Beth because she doesn't even care about wrestling abiltiy- just "Dress nicer! Look more pretty!"

# ? Sep 13, 2011 03:11

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

ChampRamp posted:

Rosa Mendes

Who?

# ? Sep 13, 2011 12:14

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; THE END

Oatgan posted:

Who?

# ? Sep 13, 2011 12:46

apsouthern: May 24, 2007; Chain Gang Soldier

In case you wondered, that's @WWE_MasonRyan

# ? Sep 13, 2011 13:03

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

apsouthern posted:

In case you wondered, that's @WWE_MasonRyan

Tyma, is that the nicest house in Welshtopia?

# ? Sep 13, 2011 13:25

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

apsouthern posted:

In case you wondered, that's @WWE_MasonRyan

man, Paul London got buff.

# ? Sep 13, 2011 13:26

Medusula: Aug 8, 2007

Writer Cath posted:

Tyma, is that the nicest house in Welshtopia?

I would have been surprised if there was no 1970s stairs. His door will have one of those letter boxes with really snappy springs and fur edges, I'm also thinking one of those metal boxes for maximum paper boy annoyance.

# ? Sep 13, 2011 13:47

Minidust: Nov 4, 2009; Keep bustin'

Rosa Mendes posted:

But what one thing I don�t miss is looking at rookies that call themselves divas when they can�t get a hold of some proactive to clear their awful skin up, and start dressing like actual Divas instead of shopping at consignment stores in the kid section. You want to be a Diva? Look like one AJ. You look like a cashier that works at my local grocery store. Why you are on the roster boggles my mind!!!!!!!! Can�t wait to get back in the ring and actually have a worthy opponent!

Awwwww u guys are mad @ me. You love AJ because she looks ordinary just like you. Divas are not suppose to look ordinary. This is what you call a Diva! Rookieeees???? Pleeeeeeeease. Hahaha. If i�m making people upset, I don�t really care. I�m sick of seeing the Divas division ruined by these rookies. Sexy, smart, powerful! Stay in FCW and stop shopping at Target chicas! One rookie looks 12 with a crater face, one looks like she is 40 and the other one looks like she needs to go on Jenny Craig. You know who you are! Lol

I'm drawing a blank, which is the one who "looks like she is 40"?

# ? Sep 13, 2011 14:54

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

...Isn't that Eve?

Minidust posted:

I'm drawing a blank, which is the one who "looks like she is 40"?

Vickie Guerrero! :v:

# ? Sep 13, 2011 15:00

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Eve is great and everyone's just jealous of Eve's absolute diva dominance.

# ? Sep 13, 2011 15:44

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; THE END

Rarity posted:

...Isn't that Eve?

Running joke.

# ? Sep 13, 2011 15:45

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

I went and found a picture of Rosa Mendes. I still have no idea who she is.

# ? Sep 13, 2011 15:52

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

I actually wasn't joking. I have absolutely no idea who Rosa Mendes is.

# ? Sep 13, 2011 16:04

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Oatgan posted:

I actually wasn't joking. I have absolutely no idea who Rosa Mendes is.

basically, Johnny Ace has a diva cloning machine in his basement, and she's what comes out if you use the generic settings but change nationality to "costa rican"

# ? Sep 13, 2011 16:07

Minidust: Nov 4, 2009; Keep bustin'

Oatgan posted:

I actually wasn't joking. I have absolutely no idea who Rosa Mendes is.

Funny thing is she actually gets gimmicks, but WWE (being WWE) drops them abruptly:

- Beth Phoenix stalker (Santino: "Can we keep her?")
- Zack Ryder's main squeeze
- Girl who talks a lot
- Girl who jump-ropes a lot (LayCool called her fat)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi8mIK-ehZc

# ? Sep 13, 2011 16:12

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

The break up of Rosa and Zack is still the most heart wrenching moment in WWE history. He tweeted lyrics to SO MANY boy band songs

# ? Sep 13, 2011 16:41

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

apsouthern posted:

In case you wondered, that's @WWE_MasonRyan

It'd be cool if he had any talent whatsoever, because he's definitely got the look. He could be a Superman stunt double (Superman in Kryptonian Beard-Mode).

# ? Sep 13, 2011 20:33

Sionistic: Apr 22, 2008; We don't need your money!

I dont know why, but his shoulders disturb me

# ? Sep 13, 2011 20:59

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 20:12

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Matt Cruea posted:

It'd be cool if he had any talent whatsoever, because he's definitely got the look. He could be a Superman stunt double (Superman in Kryptonian Beard-Mode).

We could have Jon Hamm as Superman and Mason Ryan as Superman's lazy stoner of a younger brother.

Also someone needs to inform Rosa that she has never done anything worth noticing in the WWE, whereas Kaitlyn has at least managed to remind me how it feels to be a schoolboy with a crush :3:

# ? Sep 13, 2011 21:05

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