KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

Didn't read the whole thread but this is one of my favorite moments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_zt_FLNRrY

# ? Sep 10, 2011 01:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:01

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Afro posted:

Didn't read the whole thread but this is one of my favorite moments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_zt_FLNRrY

One thing that's always confused me about that scene...who the Hell is ordering an entire roast turkey at a diner?!

# ? Sep 10, 2011 02:08

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

DrBouvenstein posted:

One thing that's always confused me about that scene...who the Hell is ordering an entire roast turkey at a diner?!

So when I saw George on the street with an 18 pound turkey and a giant box of wine, I thought, "What a coincidence! We're just about to eat!"

# ? Sep 10, 2011 02:27

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

DrBouvenstein posted:

One thing that's always confused me about that scene...who the Hell is ordering an entire roast turkey at a diner?!

Newman does.

EDIT: More Newman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98dai6CC5BA

Afro fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Sep 10, 2011

# ? Sep 10, 2011 02:58

Leovinus: Apr 28, 2005; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Vargas.

# ? Sep 10, 2011 03:12

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

JethroMcB posted:

So when I saw George on the street with an 18 pound turkey and a giant box of wine, I thought, "What a coincidence! We're just about to eat!"

More heavy gravy?

# ? Sep 10, 2011 03:30

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

What is Holland?

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:16

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

mojo1701a posted:

What is Holland?

THEN WHO ARE THE DUTCH!?!?

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:18

SneekieBinder: Aug 23, 2007

Ooh, Botticelli's! Look at you!

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:38

goodog: Nov 3, 2007

JethroMcB posted:

You most likely know it as Myanmar.

You're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood.

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:42

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

DrBouvenstein posted:

More heavy gravy?

What's that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:47

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

JethroMcB posted:

What's that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?

Triptophan :v:

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:50

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Afro posted:

Tryptophan

Tryptophan

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:50

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

safety dan posted:

Triprophan

I typo'd. Jerk.

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:51

WouldDesk: Dec 26, 2009

Afro posted:

I typo'd. Jerk.

The jerk store called.

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:51

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

The joke is fixed now. Happy pappy?

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:53

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

safety dan posted:

The joke is fixed now. Happy pappy?

Yes

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:54

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

WouldDesk posted:

The jerk store called.

So what? You're their biggest seller!

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:55

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

safety dan posted:

The joke is fixed now. Happy pappy?

Pappy peed on my sofa!!!!!!! :supaburn:

# ? Sep 10, 2011 04:56

Rusty Shackelford: Feb 7, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

Pappy peed on my sofa!!!!!!!

That would be Poppy.

Poppy's a little sloppy.

# ? Sep 10, 2011 05:35

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

I think we've proven who the psycho is.

# ? Sep 10, 2011 13:48

aquatic sideshow: Nov 21, 2005; by I Ozma Myself

Poor little Pinkus

# ? Sep 10, 2011 14:02

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Paaaam....Paaaaaaam...

# ? Sep 10, 2011 15:16

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

aquatic sideshow posted:

Poor little Pinkus

Poor Lily.

# ? Sep 10, 2011 15:23

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

What is that?? Is that anything!? IS THAT MOTHRA?!?

# ? Sep 10, 2011 15:35

Keevon: Jun 11, 2002; You know maybe instead of being an angry nerd and writing your paper about how poorly notch wrote a multi million dollar game you could try being productive and write your own game but properly and show him whats what

Ehud posted:

Paaaam....Paaaaaaam...

Kenny........... Kenny.......

# ? Sep 10, 2011 16:58

WouldDesk: Dec 26, 2009

I'm sick of shaking, you have to shake everything.

# ? Sep 11, 2011 04:46

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

I think the hats...the hat conveys that solemn religious look you want in a faith. Very pious...

# ? Sep 11, 2011 05:49

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

...oh yeah, and my fiancee died from toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again.

# ? Sep 11, 2011 06:43

OnlyJuanMon: Jan 25, 2010; Too tired to chase fences right now.

Season 6, episode 2 "The Glasses".

Woman of the week is Skyler from Breaking Bad. :stare:

# ? Sep 11, 2011 06:56

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

OnlyJuanMon posted:

Season 6, episode 2 "The Glasses".

Woman of the week is Skyler from Breaking Bad.

Favorite part of that episode is when Kramer blows up at the optometrist for not doing him a favor after helping him kick a sugar addiction. I can't find a clip on Youtube, but if you know Kramer, you'll still get it in text!

Kramer posted:

Kramer: Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all HOPPED UP on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore! You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me draggin' you over to Joe's fruit stand and stuffin' cantaloupe down your throat!]

All the while shoving what looks like a Babe Ruth bar in his face. Hilarious.

# ? Sep 11, 2011 07:37

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJLvqdum6-E

# ? Sep 11, 2011 07:41

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Wasn't the Commando 8 also the name of the black market showerhead that Kramer and Newman bought? The one they said would be too powerful for Jerry?

Or did it have a different name?

# ? Sep 11, 2011 10:47

Chicolini: Sep 22, 2007; I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

Commando 450? Nah, I don't sell that. It's only used in the circus. For elephants.

# ? Sep 11, 2011 13:48

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

OnlyJuanMon posted:

Season 6, episode 2 "The Glasses".

Woman of the week is Skyler from Breaking Bad.

Holy poo poo! She looks.... way better (then).

# ? Sep 11, 2011 15:05

WouldDesk: Dec 26, 2009

Why is this on the list of best endings ever? I think some people get caught up in the fact that this is the best show ever made and just immediately say the last episodes was amazing. It wasn't, it was a terrible way to end :confused:

http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20302134_20387623,00.html?iid=blogTV-1H-MP-20%20Best%20TV%20Series%20Finales%20Ever&hpt=hp_t2#20603543

# ? Sep 11, 2011 18:23

Leyburn: Aug 31, 2001

They put Lost above The Shield and The Sopranos.

lol

# ? Sep 11, 2011 19:15

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

WouldDesk posted:

Why is this on the list of best endings ever? I think some people get caught up in the fact that this is the best show ever made and just immediately say the last episodes was amazing. It wasn't, it was a terrible way to end

http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20302134_20387623,00.html?iid=blogTV-1H-MP-20%20Best%20TV%20Series%20Finales%20Ever&hpt=hp_t2#20603543

It's probably one of the top 15 memorable endings ever, but definitely not the best.

# ? Sep 11, 2011 19:37

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Leyburn posted:

They put Lost above The Shield and The Sopranos.

lol

Well that's one way to immediately discredit your work and lose all credibility.

# ? Sep 11, 2011 21:31

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thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

It's the largest mammal on Earth, but as George says, they don't have to be!

# ? Sep 12, 2011 11:21

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