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Hate the Coke Zero ad with the person getting all these extra benefits for saying the word "And" because the can said that word on the side. Ads like this and the AT&T one last year (the guy becoming president because his father took him to a football game) are just annoying to watch.
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Rirse posted:Hate the Coke Zero ad with the person getting all these extra benefits for saying the word "And" because the can said that word on the side. Ads like this and the AT&T one last year (the guy becoming president because his father took him to a football game) are just annoying to watch. You're mixing two different commercials in your mind, the kid became president because his dad changed his train ticket; the kid at the football game became a Super Bowl winning quarterback. 
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Sep 22, 2011 07:22
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Rirse posted:Hate the Coke Zero ad with the person getting all these extra benefits for saying the word "And" because the can said that word on the side. Agreedo, coke consistently makes some of the worst commercials out there. Remember that movie theater coke commercial from maybe 6 years ago about some band taking a road trip across America to find themselves or some poo poo? *shivers*
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Sep 22, 2011 17:01
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Atasi posted:You're mixing two different commercials in your mind, the kid became president because his dad changed his train ticket; the kid at the football game became a Super Bowl winning quarterback. I always thought those were neat concepts. Yes, it's a bit "our product is of vital importance to your life and your children's lives," but it's an advertisement.
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Sep 22, 2011 23:08
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:I always thought those were neat concepts. Yes, it's a bit "our product is of vital importance to your life and your children's lives," but it's an advertisement. Me too, as a huge fan of James Burke and the whole Connection series, I appreciate the whole concept of a seemingly insignificant moment having potentially world changing consequences in the future.
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Sep 22, 2011 23:11
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What the gently caress, Heineken? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bywh_r0bvGs
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Sep 22, 2011 23:13
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Gonz posted:What the gently caress, Heineken? I also hate it. Best Heineken ad ever, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6cnSyr9EfM
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Sep 22, 2011 23:16
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Oh my god, Stella Artois and their stupid freaking chalice can. The ads are everywhere, oftentimes once per commercial break in a show. Why? It's a can. I cannot articulate how smug and pretentious the commercial is.
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Sep 23, 2011 00:09
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The Steak Justice posted:SCREEAAAAWWWW I'm kickin' coney- and so forth. Those two hotdogs look disgusting. I literally get queasy looking at them, and I usually LOVE Sonic.
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Sep 23, 2011 00:13
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Polaron posted:Oh my god, Stella Artois and their stupid freaking chalice can. The ads are everywhere, oftentimes once per commercial break in a show. It doesn't help that it's the worst beer ever.
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Sep 23, 2011 00:33
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Gonz posted:What the gently caress, Heineken? Tilda Swinton's got a great beard in that commercial.
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Sep 23, 2011 00:46
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Gonz posted:What the gently caress, Heineken? Wasn't Heineken the one that based a whole ad campaign about how it was just beer and didn't have any fancy gimmicks? Because this seemed pretty gimmicky when I first saw it. As for Stella Artois, the brand itself has always been pretty pretentious so the chalice can commercial didn't surprise me at all. The only reason anyone I knew ever drank that stuff was so they could drink beer out of a fancy looking glass (and later try to steal it from the restaurant when they left).
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Sep 23, 2011 01:00
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Firmy Shoyombo posted:Toyota is raising the bar with these two obnoxious commercials I'm not sure if we're supposed to have such a strong adverse reaction to their daughter. It's aimed at baby boomers (my parents actually own a Venza) so I think she may be intentionally abrasive. Still, that reaction shouldn't overpower the selling point I guess.
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Sep 23, 2011 02:29
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Maybe I've just missed seeing them posted, but I can't possibly be the only one that's tired of seeing reality show washouts and Stig Asmussen's downsy face sliding backwards through a city in stop-motion.The Grimace posted:I have yet to see a Geico or Aflac commercial I genuinely dislike. Power to them. I don't know how you can not dislike the Aflac commercials with the pigeons and the white people rapping awkwardly. I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that you just haven't seen them yet, because they're that awful. Gonz posted:What the gently caress, Heineken? I don't see the problem here, that commercial loving owns.
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Sep 23, 2011 03:43
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Rhyno posted:It doesn't help that it's the worst beer ever. No, pretty sure that's Miller Lite or Keystone. Heineken is just bland. Keystone is so bad if given the choice between it and no beer, I will take no beer. And I love beer.
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Sep 23, 2011 04:36
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Gonz posted:What the gently caress, Heineken? I don't think it's really either bad or great, just kinda there. I would gladly watch this over any Miller/Coors commercial, though. And I have yet to see any NFL season ad as knee-jerk infuriating as "SAAAAAAAAAAAVED BY ZEEEEEERO" yet.
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Sep 23, 2011 05:18
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Fauxhawk Express posted:I don't think it's really either bad or great, just kinda there. I would gladly watch this over any Miller/Coors commercial, though. It seems very early '60s pop-film, musical-comedy inspired, especially with the crowd spontaneously breaking into dance near the end.
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Sep 23, 2011 09:00
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NaturalLow posted:Wasn't Heineken the one that based a whole ad campaign about how it was just beer and didn't have any fancy gimmicks? Because this seemed pretty gimmicky when I first saw it. Gimmick for a beer is poo poo like the Coors Light changing beer label WOW NOW IT'S COLD  This is a fun commercial that barely mentions the beer until the end.
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Sep 23, 2011 11:49
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Fauxhawk Express posted:I don't think it's really either bad or great, just kinda there. I would gladly watch this over any Miller/Coors commercial, though. It was OK until that idiot started singing, the gently caress was that supposed to be? Also is this Whitney show trying to create the least believable couple ever or what? It's like a younger Angelina lookalike and some dumpy guy.
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Sep 24, 2011 02:40
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Gonz posted:What the gently caress, Heineken? Goodfellas + Kill Bill + unable to get suitable Kill Bill like music so lets go cheapo Bollywood track its in the same part of the world gently caress it = poo poo by the numbers marketing box ticker. Bit jaded here as theres a Heineken brewery not even 200 yards away from here, and its available in every shithole pub within 20 mile radius. Its drunk by fuckwits in tracksuits on street corners, they should stick to the bro ad marketing. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Sep 24, 2011 |
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Sep 24, 2011 03:11
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happyhippy posted:Goodfellas + Kill Bill + unable to get suitable Kill Bill like music so lets go cheapo Bollywood track its in the same part of the world gently caress it = poo poo by the numbers marketing box ticker. Yeah, Wes Anderson is only using Bollywood because he couldn't get the Kill Bill music.
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Sep 24, 2011 03:16
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Maxwell Lord posted:Yeah, Wes Anderson is only using Bollywood because he couldn't get the Kill Bill music. If that song was chosen on purpose the person who chose it should probably be fired
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Sep 24, 2011 03:26
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100 Years in Iraq posted:No, pretty sure that's Miller Lite or Keystone. Heineken is just bland. Keystone is so bad if given the choice between it and no beer, I will take no beer. And I love beer. I meant that Stella is the worst beer ever. I'll drink Miller or Keystone over it any day.
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Sep 24, 2011 03:33
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Gonz posted:What the gently caress, Heineken? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzoeh6Q6Kig&sns=em
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Sep 24, 2011 04:05
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Jubs posted:It's a lot like this one: Except it doesn't have that horrible singing that makes me want to punch that woman in the throat. So I count that as +1 right there.
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Sep 24, 2011 06:21
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Industrial posted:If that song was chosen on purpose the person who chose it should probably be fired No, the song is good. The commercial is not good. I hope this is helpful to you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoqWOOtlIbM
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Sep 24, 2011 07:15
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Believe it or not, someone has managed to outdo ASPCA (the organization with the commercial that has "I Will Remember You" playing in the background while pictures of sad animals scroll by) with regards to making really loving disturbing commercials. That would be St. Jude's, which has sad music in the background while showing children with cancer. What are they trying to accomplish here? The only consolation is that it's a commercial of normal length, as opposed to the minute-long guiltfest that are ASPCA commercials.
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Sep 24, 2011 07:16
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I'm not 100% convinced that this is the same personal injury lawyer ad I saw this afternoon, but it has to be pretty close. Not nearly as bad as Georgia Car Credit (holy poo poo, is that thing racist), but this is a slight step below the normal offensiveness of personal injury lawyer commercials. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LHo5U-GG0Q&feature=related
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Sep 24, 2011 07:39
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RC and Moon Pie posted:I'm not 100% convinced that this is the same personal injury lawyer ad I saw this afternoon, but it has to be pretty close. As a citizen of Georgia and, more specifically Savannah, I would like to apologize to the entire earth for those.
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Sep 24, 2011 14:16
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I have something wrong with me because every time i see that AT&T commercial where the girl puts a GPS collar on her dog and the dog runs away, I always pretend she's looking at the dot on her phone moving away from her then all of a sudden the dot stops moving.
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Sep 24, 2011 22:15
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Mister Kingdom posted:As a citizen of Georgia and, more specifically Savannah, I would like to apologize to the entire earth for those. I think I've been in the television industry too long if I can look at that personal injury lawyer spot and see how it appeals to the target audience in Savannah, Georgia. Also, slightly racist.
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Sep 25, 2011 01:04
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Mister Kingdom posted:As a citizen of Georgia and, more specifically Savannah, I would like to apologize to the entire earth for those. When the rest of the earth descends upon Savannah, Georgia in a white-hot rage, you will be spared.
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Sep 25, 2011 01:16
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https://secure.stonedine.com/special_offer/index.aspx?SID=SE&gclid=CL7jpKTeuasCFcsBQAodDXrHcQ&AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1 That is not how you pronounce EGGS motherfucker!
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Sep 26, 2011 02:15
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HEY WENDY LOOK! CARAMEL.. AND FROSTY!!!! I want to punch that guy in the throat so hard noone will ever have to hear his voice ever again.
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Sep 26, 2011 04:52
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That pretentious-rear end film school commercial where a bunch of pretentious douches talk about the best director...but oh, they aren't even IN film school! So enroll in film school so you can be even MORE pretentious than them!
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Sep 26, 2011 23:29
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I hate the ad from Blockbuster bragging about having lower rates then Netflix. Yeah, you shouldn't be bragging after Netflix cost you all your retail stores. Blockbuster
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Sep 27, 2011 03:02
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I'm not quite sure why they chose a gay orgy as the soundtrack for the ad for Fifa 2012 with Seth Myers and Steve Nash (which seems like a pretty random pairing anyway). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs1I2PPjtnM
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Sep 27, 2011 03:40
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That Axe shampoo commercial at the gym may be kind of annoying, but goddamn if I don't bust out laughing every time that free-weight lifter gets whacked in the dick with a ferret.
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Sep 27, 2011 04:19
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Industrial posted:I'm not quite sure why they chose a gay orgy as the soundtrack for the ad for Fifa 2012 with Seth Myers and Steve Nash (which seems like a pretty random pairing anyway). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAbc5yhbBFQ One you get past the intro its pretty good.
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Rirse posted:I hate the ad from Blockbuster bragging about having lower rates then Netflix. Yeah, you shouldn't be bragging after Netflix cost you all your retail stores. Why is this so terrible? "We're cheaper than the other guy" is one of the oldest, simplest forms of advertising. Should Blockbuster not try to turn their company around by going after the millions of people who just quit Netflix?
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