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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

the aftermath posted:

That was a somewhat questionable decision

fatherdog posted:

Rampage/Hendo
Rampage/Machida
Rampage/Lindland
Rampage/Ninja
Rampage/Busta

Hendo ain't got poo poo on Rampage when it comes to stealing close decisions

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Eat This Glob posted:

Dude killed a baby and got away with it scott free. And he's not an OB/GYN/Planned Parenthood doc.
hahaha wow you are trash

Cart Mountain
Nov 1, 2004

mark hunt and rampage parlay. cool man combo.

the aftermath
Jul 20, 2002

Things Fall Apart

the aftermath posted:

Crusher/Harris parlay.
Boom.

Hopefully Vila comes through tonight.

one more parlay

Jon Jones -550 / Josh Koscheck -600 / Tony Ferguson -350

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Bubba Smith posted:

bet the farm on boetsch

I hope someone other than me did this because :smugdog:

probation averted

ForbiddenWonder
Feb 15, 2003

I put a lil on hunt and gomi cause that's what you're supposted to do.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Got my money on a Diaz - Browne - Koscheck - Bones parlay tonight, so far 1 of 4

the aftermath
Jul 20, 2002

Things Fall Apart

Fentry posted:

Got my money on a Diaz - Browne - Koscheck - Bones parlay tonight, so far 1 of 4
I need Bones and Koscheck on this point too. :whatup: parlay buddy

Boregasm
Nov 18, 2009
I've got a Boetsch/Diaz/Kos/Jones parlay that will be ruined when Jones slips on some sweat and knocks himself out in the 1st round.

the aftermath
Jul 20, 2002

Things Fall Apart
Vila with the KO... BOOOM!!!

Remora
Aug 15, 2010

Remora posted:

I think I did this right. Mostly. I didn't factor in the wrestling or jiu-jitsu rules because I don't know fighters that well. If somebody who is more versed can supply that information, I'll go back and edit it in.

Te Huna (59.83%) vs Romero
Takeya (53.08%) vs Escovedo
Assuncao (59.14%) vs Yagin
Ring (60.83%) vs Boetsch
Ferguson (54%) vs Riley
Rothwell (55.13%) vs Hunt
Diaz (51.33%) vs Gomi
Browne (52.33%) vs Broughton
Hughes vs Koscheck (50.2%)
Jones (56.61%) vs Rampage

No idea why it favored red corner like that.

8/10. I bet 6500 funbucks (only found odds for 7 fights), walked away with 9169.08.

+1 would bet again

the aftermath
Jul 20, 2002

Things Fall Apart
2 Parlays comes through, Vila wins, bank account = happy.

Change the thread and call it Bet on MMA: Follow the aftermath.

:smugdog:

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Do not bet on rampage against jon jones

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

HATE MONDAYS posted:

Do not bet on rampage against jon jones

i did :smugdog:

it was an avatar bet so i could justify spending money on an avatar to replace this stupid loving pony thing that got bought for me in a spree

Xguard86
Nov 22, 2004

"You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

kimbo305 posted:

"Fighters with no wrestling background vs fighters who do have one more likely lose
This was validated in 64 out of 90 (71%) fights"

hmmmm, but I thought wrestling ruined 100% of things?

just because a fighter wins or loses doesn't mean the fight is good

your heart
Oct 24, 2010

beating right next to me

HATE MONDAYS posted:

Do not bet on rampage against jon jones

wise words.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Charlie Brenneman +160 over Anthony "Rumble" Johnson this weekend

getting that urge

to bet on MMA

Fastbreak
Jul 4, 2002
Don't worry, I had ten bucks.

Bubba Smith posted:

Charlie Brenneman +160 over Anthony "Rumble" Johnson this weekend

getting that urge

to bet on MMA

I got in at +174. Some places still have him at +170.

Edit:
More importantly, I put a whole bunch of Money on Penn, who was at +115. I think the odds have even'd out now though. But still, at even money, it's not a bad bet.

Fastbreak fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Sep 30, 2011

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Fastbreak posted:

Edit:
More importantly, I put a whole bunch of Money on Penn, who was at +115. I think the odds have even'd out now though. But still, at even money, it's not a bad bet.

Good bet, Penn is going to kick Diaz's rear end.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I got in on Brenneman at +180. I'm not convinced he's the real deal since Story was fighting weeks after his last fight, but he can probably outwrestle Rumble. I also put some money on Barry at -200. I was going to put some money on Mighty Mouse but then I remembered he was out wrestled by a British person and reconsidered.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

MrSmokes posted:

Good bet, Penn is going to kick Diaz's rear end.

Really? I can see Diaz putting on one of his "human being" punch clinic for 3 rounds and making Penn gas big time.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

willie_dee posted:

Really? I can see Diaz putting on one of his "human being" punch clinic for 3 rounds and making Penn gas big time.

I realize you're British so it's natural for you to forget this, but takedowns exist

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
And training with Matt Hughes has given Penn the ability to take down the greatest Welterweight in the World, Jon Fitch. Diaz is gonna get wrestlefucked.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


willie_dee posted:

Really? I can see Diaz putting on one of his "human being" punch clinic for 3 rounds and making Penn gas big time.

I don't even think Diaz is quite the better puncher, and even if he was, it's irrelevant to this fight because Penn is the best grappler Diaz has been put up against in years. He is a huge step up for Diaz. Diaz has the advantage in cardio for sure, and their striking is close, but he's going up against a dude who gave Fitch a legit challenge in the wrestling department. Add in Penn's durability and this is pretty much Penn's fight to lose.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Xguard86 posted:

just because a fighter wins or loses doesn't mean the fight is good

Uhhh, wrestling ruins things on the way to victory, not makes good fights.

Remora
Aug 15, 2010

5 for 6 tonight. Bet On MMA (With Statistical Backing).

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I lost overall on Brenneman but I also put a lot on Cruz and he didn't let me down. but still, gently caress.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I lost bad on the Spaniard, Mighty Mouse and HD. Bet on MMA everyone. Bad as in 0/3, I had like $20 on them in money that came from a free $10 I had on a sportsbook a year ago so I wasn't losing my house or anything.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Don't bet on mma

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
that actually isn't a bad avatar bundt. it's nothing but facts

the aftermath
Jul 20, 2002

Things Fall Apart
Wiman/Cruz Parlay
Johnson/Cruz Parlay

Bet on MMA

:smugdog:

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Bundt Cake posted:

Don't bet on mma

;(

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


DumbWhiteGuy posted:

;(

Hey I spent like 5 minutes on that, and I like bundtcake, so I wasn't going to give him a BRCT or something.

Also this was a funny bet:



But this one won:

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Gomi has let me down twice now, can't believe how easily diaz went through him.

Money on Maynard, Aldo, Sonnen and Guillard might be the ticket for this weekend.

Remora
Aug 15, 2010

BlindSite posted:

Money on Maynard, Aldo, Sonnen and Guillard might be the ticket for this weekend.

If MoneyMMA holds true, you're going to be a sad man come Saturday night.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Remora posted:

If MoneyMMA holds true, you're going to be a sad man come Saturday night.

Meh, I'm still flush from my Mark Hunt cash.

the aftermath
Jul 20, 2002

Things Fall Apart

BlindSite posted:

Gomi has let me down twice now, can't believe how easily diaz went through him.

Money on Maynard, Aldo, Sonnen and Guillard might be the ticket for this weekend.
I'm with you.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
As someone who is literally never wrong about cool and great betting tips , my big UPSET LOCK of the month is Florian beateing aldo. Bet more than you can afford on it

not even if sober
Jun 20, 2006

I ain't no bitch.
bigger bet on Sonnen at -255.

smaller bet on Maynard at +136.

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fawker
Feb 1, 2008

ARMBAR!
Don't bet on MMA.

This could be hilarious, or hilarious

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