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Electric Bugaloo posted:I don't want the Flo commercials to stop airing because I find her strangely attractive. It's really weird, but I've had like 10 people agree with me...and then feel uneasy about themselves. But the commercials themselves are annoying. It's weird because I'll see one commercial with her where she looks flat-out bug-eyed and insane. And then I'll see another commercial with her (like the "motorcycle riders" one) and I'll just be all But at least she hasn't gotten as annoying as that friggin' Cockney gecko has. And I say this as a dyed-in-the-wool Anglophile.
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# ? Oct 12, 2011 07:49 |
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Dr. Pepper 10 is stupid for a few reasons. Terrible ad campaign aside, it tastes like poo poo and why would you want a 10 calorie "diet" drink when Diet Dr. Pepper tastes a million times better and has zero calories?
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# ? Oct 12, 2011 08:04 |
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MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:Dr. Pepper 10 is stupid for a few reasons. Terrible ad campaign aside, it tastes like poo poo and why would you want a 10 calorie "diet" drink when Diet Dr. Pepper tastes a million times better and has zero calories? So would you say diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper?
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# ? Oct 12, 2011 08:14 |
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Bodnoirbabe posted:So would you say diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper? Well what would you say Dr. Pepper tastes like?
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# ? Oct 12, 2011 15:22 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:Well what would you say Dr. Pepper tastes like? I have so many questions about your av but I don't know where to begin it is great though.
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# ? Oct 12, 2011 15:54 |
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The weirdest thing about that DP 10 commercial is that when I think of people I know who are addicted to Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi and Diet DP, it's only men.
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# ? Oct 12, 2011 16:34 |
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Dunno if the movie is any good or not, but can they please air at least one varient of the "In Time" commercial. It's always the same ad for the movie, someone complaining about using time to pay for a cup of coffee.
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# ? Oct 12, 2011 22:34 |
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I can understand wanting to appeal more to men for diet drinks, but "It's not for women!" was the best catchline they could come up with? Not "A Man's Diet for a Man's Diet" or "BE THE LUMBERJACK" or some poo poo?
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# ? Oct 12, 2011 23:08 |
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So am I the only one mildly creeped out by this cell phone ad with the six-armed lady?
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# ? Oct 13, 2011 02:28 |
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DJExile posted:I have so many questions about your av but I don't know where to begin Just consider yourself very, very lucky.
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# ? Oct 13, 2011 02:55 |
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I am adding the Sprite commercial where baby/child Cee-Lo makes spitting mouth noises when he hears someone open a can.
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# ? Oct 13, 2011 04:02 |
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What, exactly, is it about ridiculing an abused husband for trying to help his family that is supposed to make me want to switch to AT&T?
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# ? Oct 13, 2011 05:14 |
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404GoonNotFound posted:So am I the only one mildly creeped out by this cell phone ad with the six-armed lady? No, not at all. I've remembered the name of that particular cellphone so I wont get it when I re-up my contract.
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# ? Oct 13, 2011 07:37 |
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Rirse posted:Dunno if the movie is any good or not, but can they please air at least one varient of the "In Time" commercial. It's always the same ad for the movie, someone complaining about using time to pay for a cup of coffee. That DICK! posted:I can understand wanting to appeal more to men for diet drinks, but "It's not for women!" was the best catchline they could come up with? Not "A Man's Diet for a Man's Diet" or "BE THE LUMBERJACK" or some poo poo?
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# ? Oct 13, 2011 09:27 |
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Speaking of horrible cellphone ads, has anyone seen the Consumer Wireless commercial with the (not-so) vaguely homosexual twins? The narrator refers to them as "The [Whatever] Twins, for Consumer Wireless," as if they're famous. It confuses the poo poo out of me. My parents watch a TON of The Gameshow Network, and it's a hotbed for the cheapest, most awful commercials on Earth.
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# ? Oct 13, 2011 16:02 |
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MillionsV posted:Speaking of horrible cellphone ads, has anyone seen the Consumer Wireless commercial with the (not-so) vaguely homosexual twins? The narrator refers to them as "The [Whatever] Twins, for Consumer Wireless," as if they're famous. It confuses the poo poo out of me. Those are the Winklevoss (sp?) twins, which were the guys Mark Zuckerburg allegedly stole Facebook from. vvv: Ahh, I heard twin and I guess my mind went to those stupid nut commercials that I know had them in it. Palleon fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Oct 13, 2011 |
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Actually he is referring to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_RGWc4CUPY And for the record, no you aren't supposed to know who they are. They aren't anyone, or rather, they aren't twins. They are one person, a voice actor named Ron Maestri. I have no loving clue why they would pull a twin act and bother with making them sound like they are some important celebrity, but they are a lie. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2287491/
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# ? Oct 13, 2011 17:27 |
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You can't fool me, that's Waylon Smithers.
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# ? Oct 13, 2011 17:51 |
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Young Freud posted:You can't fool me, that's Waylon Smithers. Yeah, Smingers did it! Case closed. Now where's my hat? I'm going to the outhouse.
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# ? Oct 14, 2011 14:03 |
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raditts posted:It seems like that "I just came to say hello" song is the new "BABY UR A FIIIIIREWERRRK" for lovely commercials for lovely things. I never thought I'd find myself yearning for the good ol' days of Katy Perry songs. The first time I ever heard that hello song, I instantly recognized it as a designed-to-be-ultimately-used-to-shill-cellphone commercials track. Even though it's a letdown song.
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# ? Oct 14, 2011 15:08 |
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Jonny 290 posted:The first time I ever heard that hello song, I instantly recognized it as a designed-to-be-ultimately-used-to-shill-cellphone commercials track. Even though it's a letdown song. I'm trying to decide what's used in more commercials..."Just Called to Say Hello," or that Pink song "Raise Your Glass."
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# ? Oct 14, 2011 22:15 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Is this the one you guys are talking about? Seems pretty innocuous to me. This reminds me of a short horror story Clive Barker wrote about two villages that compete with each other every decade by strapping all their citizens together naked to form two giant golems, and then they fight each other.
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# ? Oct 14, 2011 22:27 |
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Vakal posted:This reminds me of a short horror story Clive Barker wrote about two villages that compete with each other every decade by strapping all their citizens together naked to form two giant golems, and then they fight each other. "In the Hills, the Cities", and though I hadn't seen that commercial before now, I have to agree. Just envision that "people golem" from the commercial with about 40,000 more people and as tall as a skyscraper.
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# ? Oct 15, 2011 00:19 |
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I can't take these pistachio commercials any longer -- they REEK of trying too hard to appeal to a "Youtube demographic".
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# ? Oct 15, 2011 17:30 |
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Cox cable just told me that I deserve "reliability [I] can count on." Thanks, bro.
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# ? Oct 15, 2011 20:21 |
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So the new autotrader ad has a guy on his couch with his dog and no other living creature in sight and he says "Why didn't you tell me autotrader also lists new cars?" Did he really expect his dog to tell him that? Why is he surprised that his dog doesn't know more about the internet than him?
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# ? Oct 16, 2011 08:12 |
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This Battlefield 3 commercial uses the chorus from "99 Problems." Why would you use a part of a song that has a word in it that you can't play on television? Why. The song sounds so terrible with the word bitch removed, it really bothers me. It also really doesn't even make that much sense for the commercial.
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 04:22 |
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Industrial posted:Did he really expect his dog to tell him that? Why is he surprised that his dog doesn't know more about the internet than him? Maybe his dog is related to the Bush's Baked Beans dog.
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 05:28 |
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Sash! posted:Maybe his dog is related to the Bush's Baked Beans dog. That Bush's Beans dog sure is a loving rear end in a top hat, too. Why does he keep attempting to ruin his owner's business? Where does he think the dog food supply is going to come from after that?
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 07:00 |
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The Chili's ad where the hot women at work starts singing in a deep Dr Girlfriend voice is really creepy.
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 16:58 |
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raditts posted:That Bush's Beans dog sure is a loving rear end in a top hat, too. Why does he keep attempting to ruin his owner's business? Where does he think the dog food supply is going to come from after that? I....think he wants to sell it for several million and then kick his owner to the curb? That's my guess. In which case the owner is a dumbass for keeping an intelligent talking dog around who is trying to ruin his business.
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 18:23 |
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Captain Kickass posted:I....think he wants to sell it for several million and then kick his owner to the curb? That's my guess. In which case the owner is a dumbass for keeping an intelligent talking dog around who is trying to ruin his business. But if he lets the dog go, he will run amok and sell off what he knows of the recipe! The guy's keeping him under as close of a watch as he can, and is simply waiting for him to die. Hey, those Old Navy "Wiggle It" ar pretty annoying. I don't think there's been a single Old Navy commerical that hasn't bee undearable right out of the gate.
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 19:18 |
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SpacePig posted:But if he lets the dog go, he will run amok and sell off what he knows of the recipe! The guy's keeping him under as close of a watch as he can, and is simply waiting for him to die. If he told the dog that he was coming dangerously close to being the star of the next chili con carne flavor, I bet that would shut that little fucker right up.
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 19:35 |
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:This Battlefield 3 commercial uses the chorus from "99 Problems." It's EA marketing, they don't do subtle. See for reference: "Above and Beyond the Call"
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 19:46 |
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ToastyPotato posted:I know someone who literally would not eat Wendy's because it was square. They genuinely had a problem with this. Which can only mean they think ground beef has an actual shape. Probably the reason why the square is now wavy, because people think it's processed. The funny thing is, I've ran into people who are now upset about that change. You can't please everyone.
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 20:01 |
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J33uk posted:It's EA marketing, they don't do subtle. See for reference: "Above and Beyond the Call" I thought it was just "the last Call of Duty had an Eminem song, we need a rap song for our commercial."
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 20:12 |
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:This Battlefield 3 commercial uses the chorus from "99 Problems." I agree, it is horrible. It doesn't flow well at all with bitch taken out, and I fail to see the connection between the lyrics and the commercial. I am going to write a letter to EA expressing my mock outrage.
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 21:10 |
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Macy's has paired Martha Stewart and Puff Daddy in the same commercial. Am I the only one who thinks that these two people are light years apart on the demographic ad spectrum?
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# ? Oct 18, 2011 04:38 |
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SpacePig posted:But if he lets the dog go, he will run amok and sell off what he knows of the recipe! The guy's keeping him under as close of a watch as he can, and is simply waiting for him to die. So then go out into a field and take care of the dog with a rifle. Then buy a lawyer to beat the "animal cruelty" rap and then get a bird or something.
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# ? Oct 18, 2011 04:46 |
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Poop There It Is has been rated the worst commercial in America. http://t.co/P5CXyn7S
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# ? Oct 18, 2011 04:56 |