Catface Catplace: hello dumbass, please do okay

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Reaction Cat posted:

this is my catte

steve the catte

she spends more time upside down than right side up

fuzzy belly quote snipe

# ? Oct 19, 2011 06:49

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mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
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seriously bury your face in that belly, claws be damned

# ? Oct 19, 2011 07:00

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

everybody take more pictures of your cattes doing that thing there with their arms, that poo poo is adorable.

# ? Oct 19, 2011 07:05

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Reaction Cat posted:

page 9/20 pet all catte bellies erryday

I would pet mine but she has hidden in the one place I can't get her, under the couch! drat you, catte!

I will get you later and oh, you will be SO PETTED :argh:

# ? Oct 19, 2011 08:39

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

duTrieux posted:

everybody take more pictures of your cattes doing that thing there with their arms, that poo poo is adorable.

We've always called it t-rex arms. My last cat would let you grab her paws and make t-rex noises when she was doing that :3:

Reaction Cat, it's really hard to restrain myself from trying to nuzzle the screen like I could get some of that belly fuzz. Wanna snorfle that catte belly.

# ? Oct 19, 2011 08:50

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

also found in pyf- housecat meets bobcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlSEqVdNjQw

# ? Oct 19, 2011 09:56

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

CHARONS BOAT RIDER posted:

have had 4 cattes in my life, and none of them were catnip cats.

what are the odds of that poo poo?!?!

i can't believe d8 didn't address this post when he stepped in. i've heard that most cats in aus aren't catnip reactive and i assume it's the same in nz. gettin high from cat drugs is a hereditary trait so the founding catfathers must have been immune. sorry bro :/

# ? Oct 19, 2011 09:59

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

I'm going to make a Kickstarter project to flood the Aus/NZ catte gene pool with niplovers. This situation must be addressed!

# ? Oct 19, 2011 10:06

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
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hallo

im a catt, meow meow

# ? Oct 19, 2011 11:05

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

uncleKitchener posted:

im catt food, meow meow

# ? Oct 19, 2011 11:54

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

that is a pretty hamsterface :3:

# ? Oct 19, 2011 12:57

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

fork bomb posted:

also found in pyf- housecat meets bobcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlSEqVdNjQw

# ? Oct 19, 2011 13:54

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbhkXg9iFYA

# ? Oct 19, 2011 16:14

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

graph posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbhkXg9iFYA

catte status: delay belly motorboats until further notice

# ? Oct 19, 2011 16:17

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

Cya later shitl-aaaaaaaAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
\

# ? Oct 19, 2011 16:26

vanilla slimfast: Dec 6, 2006; If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome

Golden-i posted:

Cya later shitl-aaaaaaaAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
\

# ? Oct 19, 2011 16:31

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

graph posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbhkXg9iFYA

what the gently caress is wrong with those people

# ? Oct 19, 2011 16:32

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003; Can't post for 4 hours!

not a happy linux

# ? Oct 19, 2011 16:33

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

ubuntu 13.0 unhappy lynx

# ? Oct 19, 2011 16:57

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

duTrieux posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with those people

idiot cannot figure out lynx haet red light on camera

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:07

FISHMANPET: Mar 3, 2007; Sweet 'N Sour
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graph posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbhkXg9iFYA

how-to-get-yourself-loving-mauled-to-death.flv

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:30

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

FISHMANPET posted:

how-to-get-yourself-loving-mauled-to-death.flv

It could hurt you but unless you're a tiny girl baby I don't think it could manage to kill you.

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:34

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Golden-i posted:

Cya later shitl-aaaaaaaAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
\

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:47

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

DNova posted:

catte status: delay belly motorboats until further notice

Negative. The Prime Directive is to pet all cattes.

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:51

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

DNova posted:

It could hurt you but unless you're a tiny girl baby I don't think it could manage to kill you.

iiii wouldn't bank on that.

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:52

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qirex posted:

Negative. The Prime Directive is to pet all cattes.

i think we need to replace the prime directive with the three laws of pettcattics

1. A yosposter may not refuse to pet a catte or, through inaction, allow a catte to go unpetted.
2. A yosposter must obey the orders given to it by cattes, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A yosposter must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:55

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

A Curvy Goonette posted:

iiii wouldn't bank on that.

Honestly. If a bobcat kills you that's pretty embarrassing. Unless it sneaks up on you while you are sleeping and gets your jugular.

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:55

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

DNova posted:

Honestly. If a bobcat kills you that's pretty embarrassing. Unless it sneaks up on you while you are sleeping and gets your jugular.

fyi big cats like lions kill large animals by biting them in the taint and waiting for them to bleed out

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:56

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DNova posted:

Honestly. If a bobcat kills you that's pretty embarrassing. Unless it sneaks up on you while you are sleeping and gets your jugular.

what if you're out jogging and a bobcat hits you with is car because he was texting and not watching the road

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:56

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

DNova posted:

Honestly. If a bobcat kills you that's pretty embarrassing. Unless it sneaks up on you while you are sleeping and gets your jugular.

well are we talking about a bobcat or a lynx

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:56

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

A Curvy Goonette posted:

well are we talking about a bobcat or a lynx

Oh, my bad there. Yeah a Lynx has a better shot for sure.

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:57

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

haveblue posted:

fyi big cats like lions kill large animals by biting them in the taint and waiting for them to bleed out

drat I'm not talking about going up against some taint-biting lions!!

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:58

my dog boyfriend!!: Nov 21, 2008

I SPECIFICALLY SET THE TEXT TO SAY "YOSPOS, BICH" I AM NOT SATISFIED WITH MY EXPERIENCE

# ? Oct 19, 2011 17:59

the unabonger: Jun 21, 2009

this fuckin catte:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi8Mgoavy70

# ? Oct 19, 2011 18:19

FISHMANPET: Mar 3, 2007; Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams

The Fresh Prince posted:

this fuckin catte:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi8Mgoavy70

If anyone was wondering how many fucks this catte gives, it's none.

# ? Oct 19, 2011 18:47

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

The Fresh Prince posted:

this fuckin catte:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi8Mgoavy70

Cat all lookin' at the camera like WE'RE the weird ones.

# ? Oct 19, 2011 18:49

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
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graph posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbhkXg9iFYA

can you imagine sleeping with this thing in your bed? playful toe nibbling turns into a hospital trip

# ? Oct 19, 2011 19:14

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

Trig Discipline posted:

i think we need to replace the prime directive with the three laws of pettcattics

1. A yosposter may not refuse to pet a catte or, through inaction, allow a catte to go unpetted.
2. A yosposter must obey the orders given to it by cattes, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A yosposter must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

Zeroth law: pette all cattes.

# ? Oct 19, 2011 19:22

InsanityPrawnBoy: Jan 19, 2006; theres a dog trapped inside your guitar

cat vs sock

# ? Oct 19, 2011 20:18

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InsanityPrawnBoy posted:

cat vs sock

IT LUNGED AT ME YOU ALL SAW IT

# ? Oct 19, 2011 20:19

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