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Tim and Eric is unfunny poo poo/the height of comedy.
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Oct 20, 2011 01:36
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If you're a male and like having anal sex with your girlfriend, you are secretly gay.
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Oct 20, 2011 01:39
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Let me tell you about why you are a bad parent.
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Oct 20, 2011 01:40
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White people should be able to say "friend of the family".
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Oct 20, 2011 01:47
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You guys just don't get it, he's clearly peeing and pooping on the ceiling of that restroom.
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Oct 20, 2011 01:48
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Japanese culture is superior to American culture -- let me tell you why.
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Oct 20, 2011 01:49
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I wish I could fuse Dane Cook with Carlos Mencia - I will have then created a god. Also, who the gently caress thought physics was a good idea. Only the almighty Jesus knows the ways of the universe. Physics is just a bunch of assholes guessing things, making sure they know more than the Jesus.
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Oct 20, 2011 01:54
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Seth Rogen is one of the most attractive American actors.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:03
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Maybe if that dog had a gun, none of this would have happened. I find "ctrl + alt + delete" well written and funny. Tim Buckley is the best. If you look between the "e" and the "x" in the Fedex logo, you can see an arrow. The bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were wrong on so many levels and the American government is evil. Those poor Japanese people! Nuclear power is not an option in the future of our energy supply, it is far too dangerous! Just look at what happened at Chernobyl....
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Oct 20, 2011 02:07
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Is... is that white bread on your sandwich? Umm...
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Oct 20, 2011 02:12
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Hobbes wasn't real.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:15
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Eastern BBQ is superior to all those other forms of BBQ. If it doesn't make your nose shrivel into a mummified husk from all the vinegar fumes, it aint real 'cue.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:25
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Kewl Beans posted:FYAD is the smartest forum on this site. Well of course you'd say that, mister negative six thousand postcount. 
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Oct 20, 2011 02:29
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Police should literally tazer everything that slightly threatens them. Police are literally evil, corrupt nazis. Here's why you shouldn't say literally:
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Oct 20, 2011 02:30
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WickedIcon posted:Well of course you'd say that, mister negative six thousand postcount. He's obviously trolling because he has a negative post count. Look at the post count guys!
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Oct 20, 2011 02:31
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Chevy is better than Ford. Buy American, don't you love America? NASCAR is the best form of racing. Racing is far better than your stick and ball sports.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:33
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Pick posted:Hobbes wasn't real. Then who wrote Leviathan? Divorce laws are unfairly biased against men in this country.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:40
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Practical Demon posted:Then who wrote Leviathan? Ghosts, which are real.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:43
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In ten years, "literally" will literally mean "not really". Like how "irony" means "kind of strange". Language is constantly evolving, deal with it pedants.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:43
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Mega Man X is the best megaman.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:47
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Language should always be the same, english was invented by shakespear 6000 years ago, and it will always be what he prescribed, nothing new will be invented, or could even exceed his mastery of speech.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:49
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Jezrael posted:Language should always be the same, english was invented by shakespear 6000 years ago, and it will always be what he prescribed, nothing new will be invented, or could even exceed his mastery of speech. Shakespeare didn't actually write any of his plays. And was gay. In fact, all authors and important historical figures ever were gay.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:53
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Practical Demon posted:Shakespeare didn't actually write any of his plays. And was gay. In fact, all authors and important historical figures ever were gay. Autistic. Autistic gays.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:53
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Also, his actors were all male. 
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Oct 20, 2011 02:55
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aquatic sideshow posted:Autistic. Autistic gays.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:56
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mds2 posted:Caused by vaccinations. Prescribed by gay autistic doctors.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:57
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I have self-diagnosed aspergers and refuse treatment. Therapy is for weak-willed people who can't solve their own problems and have given into the status quo of neurotypical society.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:58
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Atheism requires belief, therefore Atheism is a religion. Stephen Moffat said something vaguely misogynist once. He's sexist and has ruined Doctor Who. All obese people are Poor, and live in food deserts. It's not their fault. quick edit: Bootstraps!!
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Oct 20, 2011 03:00
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who is spain posted:NASCAR is the best form of racing. NASCAR requires no skill what-so-ever. All they ever do is drive left.
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Oct 20, 2011 03:03
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Any waiter who expects a tip is a self important, useless excuse for a bag of flesh resembling a human.
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Oct 20, 2011 03:03
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Vaccines cause autism. Which is a superpower.
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XenophobicAirport posted:NASCAR requires no skill what-so-ever. All they ever do is drive left. Arm strength required in a race? Haha why would that be a thing
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Yeah, it's well known that only those with aspergers can race in the 500. It requires a real savant to tap into the primordial sport of sitting in a chair and hitting some switches - it's alot like the internet.
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Oct 20, 2011 03:24
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Young earth creationism. "slut" Oreos: black or brown?
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Oct 20, 2011 03:36
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David Tennant wasn't all that great. Matt Smith is obviously superior. 
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Jack Nicholson was the best Joker.
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Transhumanism is religion for nerds.
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