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Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
Fat chicks are the best fucks.

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GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Fat is completely disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself for having any.

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
<Rookie QB> is a franchise quarterback with grit and heart.

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Fantasy football is for nerds that are afraid to embrace real fantasy.

(Real fantasy is such a hilarious phrase)

zin
Nov 3, 2003

WHEEEAOOOW
Anyone who likes anime is a wierdo and is probably attracted to way too young people.

DrPain
Apr 29, 2004

Purrfectly priceless
items here.
Ronald Reagan.

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Statistics is stupid and useless. All those numbers you hear in the news are all just made up anyways.

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl
Videogames are not, nor will they ever be, art.

HandsomeVillainy
Oct 26, 2006
I can't believe you own a pitbull. That whole breed is bred for murder. There's no difference between one of those dogs and a loaded gun so why not just give your children guns to play with? Ban all vicious dog breeds!

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.

DrPain posted:

Ronald Reagan.

Wealth creators are an imperative part of society. Their wealth will trickle down to the workers. Think of the metaphor of a boat in a lake....

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Does everyone in this thread use Monster Cables? Because you really, really should. For everything.

God Damn Dam God
Dec 24, 2004

I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
Grimey Drawer
Eugenics weeds out the undesirables.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

lord funk posted:

Does everyone in this thread use Monster Cables? Because you really, really should. For everything.

<Overpriced audio thing> was a vital component in pulling harmonics together from a jumbled auditory stream to form a coherent harmonic envelope in my soundstage.

Image outlines were sharply focused in space with believable palpability.


Jesus that hurt a little

Kiwi Ghost Chips
Feb 19, 2011

Start using the best desktop environment now!
Choose KDE!

Rap music should be outlawed.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
NIckleback are the single greatest contributors to modern musi--




gently caress. Nope, cannot do it. I'm out. :negative:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Guys, I am so angry right now. I just found out my girlfriend had an abortion.

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
Insurance is all a big scam!

I bought my hamster at a pet store. Nothing wrong with that...

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp

D is That Guy posted:

Eugenics weeds out the undesirables.

Some couples just make me think people should have to get a license to procreate.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
I'm looking for a Gorean relationship.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Only Christians can have a valid opinion on anything about Christianity.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
Joss Whedon is simply fantastic.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Un chien andalou posted:

Insurance is all a big scam!

I bought my hamster at a pet store. Nothing wrong with that...

Hamsters should only be adopted at the Humane Society or other shelters. Never bought from a breeder.


Hamster breeders? Is there such a thing?

HopWallace
Sep 8, 2004

free balloon day
Help! I was at my GIRLFRIEND'S house, and we were watching a marathon of Legends of the Hidden Temple (honestly, 90's Nickelodeon was the only children's tv programming worth watching), when her brother came home smelling like weed. Neither of us know what to do. She doesn't want to get him in trouble, and because she's from a religious nut-job family, thinks praying for him is going to help. I love her, but I know religion is stupid, and want to do something useful. I'm tempted to call the police, but I know she and her family will blame me. Honestly, it's the only thing I can think to do to get this guy to kick his drug addiction. Has anyone else gone through a similar situation like this? Thanks, goonies.

-Posted from my iPhone

thisdestruction
Jul 17, 2006

she used to be so radiant, so sexy when she laughed. now her eyes look like gravesites as she speaks in epitaphs.
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All has redefined the rap game.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
That Ayn Rand had some good ideas, huh?

The literary canon has no more validity than any scifi/fantasy, and my dumb English teacher should stop forcing me to read old books.

taupoke
Apr 26, 2008

by T. Finninho

Bad Sneakers posted:

I'm a girl.

Get the gently caress out of here!

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
XKCD/The Big Bang Theory is not only hilarious and intelligent but it is in no way a ridiculous caricature of the very audience it is pandering to.

Why did that cop shoot that woman with the knife? He should have tazed her.

Why did that cop taze that woman with the knife? He should have pepper sprayed her.

Why did that cop pepper spray that woman with the knife? He should have taken her down without weapons.

Why did that cop tackle that woman with the knife, breaking her arm and getting himself stabbed? He should have shot her.

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:
Any white male who has dated heard of an Asian female has a dangerous and unhealthy conqueror complex, and can't see how sick he really is. I just want them to get help; it's not their fault, as they are products of their societies, poor souls.

Pocky In My Pocket
Jan 27, 2005

Giant robots shouldn't fight!






Mao

Stalin

Here is why English/Irish relations weren't actually that bad

I'm not racist but travelers...

I'm an australian and let me tell you about abbos

DrPain
Apr 29, 2004

Purrfectly priceless
items here.

Little_wh0re posted:

I'm an australian and let me tell you about abbos

The GOD drat abbos!

:argh:

Radio-Controlled
Mar 31, 2005
The man for the job.
Will Ferrell is a funny man.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

gently caress the ocean.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Ugh, Citizen Kane. How can anybody like that movie? It's so cliche.

The Duke of Ben
Jul 12, 2005
Listen, if you're not going to tell me how the entire world economic, political, and social order can be completely replaced in every detail, then I think maybe you should consider that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Check and mate.
Alchohol is more dangerous than weed, is more addictive, causes more lasting problems, and affects far more people.

That's why we should outlaw both alchohol and weed.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Gently caress that poo poo.

- Super Waffle.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

All pit bulls are gentle and harmless and the only ones who ever bite people aren't actually pit bulls since they're being bred with other types of dogs that weren't bred to not bite people.

I love all pit bulls because they're loving and funny and beautiful except I hate those ugly deformed "pit bulls" that aren't even pit bulls because

Mef989
Feb 6, 2007




It if was a girl instead of a guy that did this, would we even be having this conversation?

Tony Soprano dies in the last scene.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Umm,

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



My free speech is violated because my employer

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Let's talk about Michael Vick

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