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Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!
Hitler did have some good ideas.

Women should stay in the kitchen, where they belong.

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Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Let's talk about Michael Vick

He's letting dogs fulfill their destinies of being fighters, as they are in nature. It's a good thing, like when pet owners let their dogs have sex and have puppies so the dogs can have that experience and feel that fulfillment before getting fixed. It's smart of them to fix them after though, because one litter of new puppies is enough for each pair of dogs, like Bob Barker says.

In closing, Michael Vick is a class act.

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Let's talk about Michael Vick

Let's talk about Barry Bonds

MrBubbles6
Sep 4, 2011

Alan Moore is the worst writer ever.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Wow nine loving pages and not a single probation?

Something Awful has devolved into a clutch of peach fuzz vaginas

Liquid Criminal
Mar 5, 2007

You do whatever work comes your way
peach fuzz vaginas

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Let's talk about Michael Vick

Let's not. He served his time! Just let it go...

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Liquid Criminal posted:

peach fuzz vaginas

If there's grass on the field, play ball.

FuzzyBuddha
Dec 7, 2003

My Girlfriend is bisexual. I have no problem with this, 'cause I am to. We plan to raise our children in a gender-neutral family.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It's a natural expression of human sexuality going back to ancient times. Sorry about your repressive religious upbringing.

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

There's nothing wrong with the fact that I'm 30 and in love with a 14 year old. We should be able to get married peacefully! After all, that was life back in the colonial days.

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
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ornery bean posted:

There's nothing wrong with the fact that I'm 30 and in love with a 14 year old. We should be able to get married peacefully! After all, that was life back in the colonial days.

Girls these days develop younger and younger, anyway.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Dungeons and Dragons Fourth Edition.

jejeje
Dec 25, 2004
fetus
You see, my general plan is to lose all of the weight by eating 1000 calories per day, and then start going to the gym.

Punc
Nov 3, 2009

Ass to Ass.
It's called football, not soccer.

Seinfeld isn't funny.

Atlas Sperged
Oct 1, 2011

Practical Demon posted:

That Ayn Rand had some good ideas, huh?

drat right she does.

Also lets talk about the Gypsies.

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

Reverse racism.

People are gay/bisexual for attention.

Washing your hair every day isn't gross.

Washing your hair every other day isn't gross.

Washing your hair once a week isn't gross.

Dancingthroughlife
Dec 15, 2009

Will dance for cupcakes
Gadhafi was a piece of poo poo that deserved to die.

Erostratus
Jun 18, 2011

by R. Guyovich

Dancingthroughlife posted:

Gadhafi was a piece of poo poo that deserved to die.

But he did have some good ideas.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Clearly they hate our freedoms.

Z-Magic
Feb 19, 2011

They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.
Bring back National Service. A spell in't army'd do 'em a world o' good.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

ornery bean posted:

People are gay/bisexual for attention.

People are only Bi because they are greedy, so it doesn't count.

Wrestling is fake.

It's pronounced "Lego" not "Legoes"

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.
Man there was no where in the gym to curl, so I did it in the squat rack.

Maybe these Wall Street protesters should occupy a job.

Being gay is a choice, these people are disgusting and creepy.

Jesus was black. He was from the Middle East and therefore an arab.

By the way I'm a girl gamer.

How come if we evolved from chimpanzees there are still monkies running around?

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:
You know who else liked cans of worms? Hitler. :godwin:

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

NGL posted:

In The Prestige, the cloner/teleporter never actually worked. It was all part of a grander illusion on Hugh Jackman's part.
Christian Bale used the cloner/teleporter.

Harvey Dent is alive at the end.

Dark Knight, Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, etc. were actually horrible movies, the critics/public just have bad taste in movies.

There is a difference between the terms "comic-book movie" and "super-hero movie", and that difference matters.

The ending of Inception has one correct interpretation, and it is...

The ending of Lost shows that they were in purgatory the whole series.

Lost is about the characters, not the mysteries.

Practical effects are always better than CG in movies.

You can enjoy this movie if you turn off your brain!

Zach Snyder is a dumb fratboy whose movies have no deeper meaning at all, just slow-mo punches.

Oblivion is better than Morrowind.

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
There's no such thing as a good female comedian.

An older woman having a sexual relationship with a teenaged guy is perfectly okay.

All drugs should be legalized.

Religion ruins more lives than it saves.

Giving financial aid to Africa is only creating a perpetual cycle of dependence.

Nickelback and The Big Bang Theory are killing their respective industries.

In It For The Tank has a new favorite as of 22:51 on Oct 20, 2011

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I don't see why I should top up their wages by tipping.

Liquid Criminal
Mar 5, 2007

You do whatever work comes your way
People who don't punch their ponies make me sick

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Women are better than men.

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love
gently caress babies!

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
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Flavor Bear posted:

gently caress babies!

Ugh, I know. And don't get me started on breeders.

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love
I hate anyone who was born before or after me.

Liquid Criminal
Mar 5, 2007

You do whatever work comes your way
I hate people who post their problems on Facebook. You're mucking up my feed! :argh:

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

There's no such thing as bisexuals, just people on their way from hetero to homo or vice versa.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
When people ask me how I write such effective and realistic woman characters, I just say - "I think of a man. Then I take away reason, and accountability."

E - if you read or enjoy Watchmen, you're supporting a pedophile

Harime Nui has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Oct 20, 2011

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

You just don't get Rocky Horror.

PalmTreeFun
Apr 25, 2010

*toot*
Super Street Fighter 4 AE is the best fighting game ever.

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
"Honky" is unbelievably offensive.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

I don't like

the thing you like.

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Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Liquid Criminal posted:

I hate people who post their problems on Facebook. You're mucking up my feed! :argh:
Facebook shouldn't be used for posting pictures/updates about your children/family, it should only be used for copy+pasted "witty" one-liners stolen from somebody else without credit.

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