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DeviantLogic
May 1, 2009

Stoatbringer posted:

Games are completely unplayable at anything less than 90 fps.

This is true and I will tell you all why after I get back from urinating in the sink.

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Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.
Taking girls to McDonalds for a first date is perfectly acceptable.

Also, Starship Troopers 2 was a good movie (this is actually my opinion)

Zero Star has a new favorite as of 16:21 on Oct 23, 2011

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Zero Star posted:

Taking girls to McDonalds for a first date is perfectly acceptable.

If women want to be treated equally, I don't see why I have to pay for her meal.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
So I have been thinking about it for a while and I was wondering what would happen if I took Dr. Pepper intravenously. Nothing could go wrong, right?

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
The Smithfield pork thing is even more of a shitfest can of worms for me since I live in the middle of Big Hog Country.

Serious post:

So what if I dress up in a fursuit to get my rocks off? It's fun!

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

Brendan Fraser deserves a second chance.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Another Person posted:

So I have been thinking about it for a while and I was wondering what would happen if I took Dr. Pepper intravenously. Nothing could go wrong, right?

Use coffee - the soda's carbonation will make you lightheaded and your ears will constantly pop

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.
The Star Wars prequels were better than the originals. The originals were boring.

Blowing into your NES cartridge is totally the way to do it.

Holding "DOWN + B" when a pokemon is in a pokeball in the gameboy games will increase your catch chances.

While Nickelback is a good band, I prefer Slipknot and Creed.

Excellent username + avatar + post combo, goon sir!

Why would you buy a Mac? You can't upgrade them!

Obviously Austrailia is being retarded because it's a nation made up of of all our convicts. Sending them there was good thing too, less retards here.

There's nothing wrong with mixing energy drinks and alcohol.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
"Meat is murder! Everytime you eat meat, it's like Hitler sending someone to the gas chambers!"

"Women who breast feed in public should be arrested for public exposure. Feed that crotchspawn indoors, you disgust me."

PooBoots
Feb 27, 2007

You can't get addicted to cocaine!! :smugbert:

I like my steak well-done. If it's rare, it's undercooked and I'll get worms!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

If you're from Europe then shut up about bad things the US does. You'd all be speaking German if it weren't for us!

MadRhetoric
Feb 18, 2011

I POSSESS QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN TOUHOU GAMES
[that thing you like] is for human being manchildren.

TG Can of Worms: Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition is a lovely WoW ripoff.

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort
If you're so poor, then why do you have a refrigerator? :smug:

Karl Marx's ideas have never been discredited, ever. / After the fall of the Soviet Union, all of Marx's ideas have been completely discredited. / Some of Marx's philosophy still holds true today.

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

WoW's Pandarian expansion is the worst loving expansion ever and if you like it you're a furfag!!!!! I'm quitting this game gently caress you bli$$!!!!!

(I had to listen to my boyfriend whine about this non stop two days ago. Thank god I sold my account in March 8D)

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

realpost: so they're really doing a Pandarea expansion? That is hilarious I need to look at the blizzcon thread to read the reactions to that.

Anyway: Owning a home is for suckers why should I have to enslave myself to a mortgage for 30 years when I can just rent. (oh my god I've become my parents)

Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.

Slide Rule posted:

"Meat is murder! Everytime you eat meat, it's like Hitler sending someone to the gas chambers!"
The Smiths would have been a good band if Morrissey hadn't been the singer.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
But guys, what Mookie's character did isn't awful. He was saving her life! Look, they even fell in love with each other.

Arrhythmia has a new favorite as of 18:31 on Oct 23, 2011

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

Mr. Pumroy posted:

realpost: so they're really doing a Pandarea expansion? That is hilarious I need to look at the blizzcon thread to read the reactions to that.

Anyway: Owning a home is for suckers why should I have to enslave myself to a mortgage for 30 years when I can just rent. (oh my god I've become my parents)

Whoops I spelled it wrong. Oh well. Yeah it's definitely real and coming out in 2012. Right now they have a deal where if you buy a year's subscription to WoW you get Diablo 3 for free and a WoW mount.


t.A.T.u are really lesbians they just changed their mind about being open about it!!

Amy Lee is the same thing as Evanescence.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255
Hey, I just found this old safe. What should I do with it?

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love

Arrhythmia posted:

But guys, what Mookie's character didn't isn't awful. He was saving her life! Look, they even fell in love with each other.

It was even more moving than the tragic miscarriage arc in Ctrl+Alt+Del.

mds2 posted:

Hey, I just found this old safe. What should I do with it?

Never mind that, what should I do with this old Gamecube?

Flavor Bear has a new favorite as of 18:30 on Oct 23, 2011

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yeah, the only way to read threads like these is to only view the OP's posts.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

So I have this jar/vase that I piss/cum into...

Hey, whatever happened to that creepy borderline rapist/pedophile guy that lived in a van and sperges over percentages and tried to drive the under-aged girl across state-lines for sex? His blog just shows that he's been playing internet poker a lot.

Hi Pet Island, I really want to get this super cute silver-fox/capybara/kinkajou/fennec fox/african bull elephant as a pet! I'm not open to criticism, I was just wondering if anyone has a recommendation for really, really cheap pet food since I don't have a lot of money.

not lame!
May 9, 2006
STYLE!
It's a bit like that film with Bill Murray.

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
So I built a zipline...

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
I'd rather jerk off to 2girls1cup than interracial porn.

3 Sided Die
Jan 24, 2009

The gay agenda is a real thing and it is something to fear, especially in obamas america.

Fat men more resemble melty burlap sacks of velveeta than actual human beings.

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest
Cardio has no place in a proper strength workout routine. Not even HIIT.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
Bono is a horrible human being, if he really cared he'd give away *all* of his money and jet planes. Charlie Sheen is a better person than he is because he doesn't "pretend" to "care".

Keanu Reeves isn't really a bad actor.

"The Shining" mini-series was better than Kubrick's movie. (or any other book/movie/show is better than show/book/movie/etc. argument)

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hey, I think I know you! Do you hang out with Lem by the 7/11 on Main W?

NGL
Jan 15, 2003
AssKing
Heroin is completely harmless and not at all addictive. It's the additives they cut it with that's dangerous.

Rape is rarely justified.

Waly Gisnep

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

My stupid daughter hosed up the talent portion of her pageant show yesterday so we missed out on the Grand Supreme title. I guess Santa isn't bringing her anything this year.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
Santa and Jesus are the exact same thing, so when my parents said Santa isn't real, I knew Jesus wasn't either!

Evolution and creationism are mutually exclusive.

God is a magic man in the clouds, and evolution says that your great grand-pappy was a monkey.

Soundtrack To Mary
Nov 12, 2007

ZOMBY WOOF
Homophobes are just gays in denial.

There are no such things as bisexuals. Anyone who claims that they are is just a slut.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
To be fair...

(for best effect, post in a thread that is entirely about irredeemably terrible people, e.g.: reddit, stormfront, TVT, etc)

Zenephant
Dec 31, 2009

I can dump her over Skype, right? We are face to face after all.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Thread was better before the warning

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
He should have told me he was sexually abused before we started our relationship! I dumped him immediately.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
"Meth isn't any more dangerous than any other type of speed." (That is a real thing said by a person in E/N.)

Smoking/snorting/shooting (drug) is terrible and you should never do it.

Smoking/snorting/shooting (drug) is the only way to do it, otherwise you're wasting it.

I found an emotionally vulnerable 19 year old girl and we now have the most co-dependent relationship possible. I feel she's clingy because she texts me when I'm at my D&D&D (Dungeons and Dragons and Drinking, heh) sessions. Do I break up with her? Also I am 30.

Natural childbirth is the only way to go. Doing it in a hospital is irresponsible. There is no middle ground.

Hospital childbirth is the only way to go. Doing it without as much medical intervention as possible is irresponsible. There is no middle ground.

(Thing) is bad when other people do it, but I'm different because...

FLAC is a useless format designed to make you pay for a player and eat up hard drive space.

FLAC is the only way to listen to music :smug:

Mods, do a thing.

edit: If you pay for TV/movies/books/music/games, you're an idiot.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

Is it okay to link :filez:?

MrGreenShirt has a new favorite as of 22:39 on Oct 23, 2011

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Mods, why did you probate me there? I didn't break any rules!


Hey guys, Kirby's Epic Yarn came out yesterday, so I just made an LP of it and put it on Youtube! Hope you silly goons like it!

Okay, guys, could you please be CONSTRUCTIVE with your criticism? God.

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