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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
There's only one reason to get married, and that's to have a child. This is why we can't change the definition.

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Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

redmercer posted:

Thread was better before the warning

This man is a fan of gang rape. Recieving end.

I vote independant.

Schizophrenic Orb
Nov 16, 2009

Intriguing...
For all intensive purposes

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Robokomodo posted:

I vote independant.
I don't vote :smug:

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love
Let's create new boss machines for Dr. Robotnik.

NGL
Jan 15, 2003
AssKing
It's impossible for a woman to rape a man, unless she's hideous.

All sex is rape.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 6 days!)

Arrhythmia posted:

Mods, why did you probate me there? I didn't break any rules!

That mod totally hates me because I :iceburn:ed him once. He's a little bitch.

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real edit: whoa I didn't know you could do that!!!

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Arrhythmia posted:

Hey guys, Kirby's Epic Yarn came out yesterday, so I just made an LP of it and put it on Youtube! Hope you silly goons like it!

Is this an actual thing? Got a link?

content edit: Epic Yarn is the worst game I've ever played.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
Isn't Occupy Wall Street that hipster thing where they blame rich people for their problems?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Heath posted:

Is this an actual thing? Got a link?

content edit: Epic Yarn is the worst game I've ever played.

Nope. Last dump the LP forum had that I can think of was Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but close enough. They did pull the "constructive criticism, please :rolleyes:" card though.

By the way, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is an awful, unbalanced piece of garbage that only scrubs play.

Yahtzee has the only opinions worth listening to on video games.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Raserys posted:

Isn't Occupy Wall Street that hipster thing where they blame rich people for their problems?

"Seriously, if all of those people stopped whining long enough, they could pull themselves up by their own bootstraps!"

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

People can't want to be rape, 'cause by definition rape is something you don't want.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Hey A/T, I know there's a megathread for this, but I'm special so I made this thread...

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Arrhythmia posted:

By the way, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is an awful, unbalanced piece of garbage that only scrubs play.

The only people who play with items, random stages, or AI are those who can't play and hope to lucksack a few wins.

The only people who play without items are spergy outcasts who can't handle a bit of randomness in their fun.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
Israel/Palastine

dstyle
Jul 24, 2006
Han Solo shot first.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

JonBent0000 posted:

My stupid daughter hosed up the talent portion of her pageant show yesterday so we missed out on the Grand Supreme title. I guess Santa isn't bringing her anything this year.
:golfclap:

My niece just spilt hot fudge all over my penis what should I do?

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice
Guitarists:

If you spend more than $300 on a guitar you're just buying the name on the headstock.

Digitally modeled amps can sound every bit as good as tube driven amps. There is nothing magical about tubes. (MESHUGGAH!!!!)

Tube driven amps.

Cb is not B, B# is not C

Reverse headstocks make your guitar sustain longer.

Shred solos are totally devoid of any emotion. If you play fast you are not an artist, you are a robot.

The only scale you need to know is pentatonic minor, anything else is just fluff.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
God put dinosaur bones in the ground to test our faith.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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27 years in prison is a little harsh for a man who shook his annoying baby for crying during his video game play time.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.
Guys can anyone suggest any good equipment for ghost hunting? I think my grandma's house is haunted.

I went to you're house yesterday but that didn't acheive anything. Your never home.

The Wii is for babbies.

Ron Paul will save us from the illuminati! Ron Paul for president 2012!

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lavaca
Jun 11, 2010
That a new car loses its value as soon as you drive it off the lot is proof that you should never buy one.

You can never buy a good used car. They were all previously used as roving crack houses or driven at 85 MPH on bumpy dirt roads.

Spending more than a few hundred dollars on a car is for chumps. Just buy something cheap and drive it until it falls apart.

Don't buy, lease! That way, you get a new car every few years.

You don't really know how to drive unless you drive a stick.

In 2011, there is no reason to buy a car with a manual transmission.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

lavaca posted:

In 2011, there is no reason to buy a car with a manual transmission.

Well, duh...how am I supposed to talk on my cell AND shift gears? :colbert:

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
I/we feel/do not feel strongly/weakly for/against this/that.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

lavaca posted:

In 2011, there is no reason to buy a car with a manual transmission.

In 2015, there won't be a reason to buy a car that can't drive itself.

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011

MrGreenShirt posted:

In 2015, there won't be a reason to buy a car that can't drive itself.
Maybe if you trust a computer filthy robot with your safety.

edit: Added techno-racism, I'm that ahead of the game. :smuggo:

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Jack MacAskill posted:

Maybe if you trust a computer filthy robot with your safety.

edit: Added techno-racism, I'm that ahead of the game. :smuggo:

Gawdam bitbacks!

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.
All those robots should gently caress off back to their own dimention.

Dr Mantis Toboggan
Feb 22, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

XenophobicAirport posted:

All those robots should gently caress off back to their own dimention.

Coming into our country, stealing our bitcoins :argh:

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011

And you know all the loving tinheads spend them on is illegal overclockings and prototype-porn.

e: Thanks a lot, Robama.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Okay, this thread has just become 'make bad posts' and we already have fyad for that.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
BABYKILLER

blaarghh
Nov 28, 2007

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favourite (or Request) > PYF Scary Pictures



Look how dead and soulless her eyes are... It's like she lives in Uncanny Valley!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Transformers III is art. Just because you don't like it and think it's a pointless shill for money doesn't mean it's not still art.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.
It's so disgusting that here, in Britain, I would get jailed for defending myself.

Dubstep sounds awful.

Gays shouldn't be able to adopt, their kids will grow up all messed up!

Oh, I'm a hypermiler. You guys should try tailgating huge vehicles you'll save soooo much money!

Eating off your toilet is actually more sanitary than eating off your kitchen bench or dining table. Think of all the germs.

Jailbait is legal, there's nothing wrong with it. There's a difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia. Pedophilia is definitely a bad thing but ephebophilia is only "bad" because as a society we decided it was.

Islam is a religion of violence and obviously anybody who follows it is a terrorist.

Billy Murray/Sean Connery/David Attenbourgh will die in your lifetime.

Booblord Sagat
Feb 16, 2010

by T. Finn
Yeah, jailbait was awful and everything, but we shouldn't be the one's bitching about it because, well ya know, ADTRW is still a forum here.

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

RandomFerret posted:

Okay, this thread has just become 'make bad posts' and we already have fyad for that.

I love the meta ones like this. I'm like dude, really? Oh, ohhh!!

I can't believe I just realized today, after 29 years on this planet, that a woman can never be as smart as a man because their heads are smaller, meaning that their brains are smaller. :doh:

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Algae are plants.

Cladistics are superior to genetics for determining taxonomy.

Birds are theropods.

Isoptera are just a subset of grylloblattalodea.

Really scientists will rip each others throats out over really minor things. Its hilarious.

GenericOverusedName has a new favorite as of 16:57 on Oct 25, 2011

Delicious Sci Fi
Jul 17, 2006

You cannot lose if you do not play.
wimmen, am I right guys?

my sport>your sport

Misspelling a famous athlete's name is hilarious, do it again.

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PalmTreeFun
Apr 25, 2010

*toot*

Delicious Sci Fi posted:

Misspelling a famous athlete's name is hilarious, do it again.

M. Night Shyamalalamalamaladingdong.

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