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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

neoboman posted:

You know, it occurs to me that Kramer is at... Karate right now.

We're all at the same skill level.

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Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
He's the Got No Green Lantern!

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Sash! posted:

You got a question...you ask the eight ball.

You're gonna wear this all the time?

compounded daily
Mar 29, 2007




:buddy:
Fun Shoe

Kaizoku posted:

You're gonna wear this all the time?

All signs point to YES!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Leyburn posted:

He's the Got No Green Lantern!

Guess that makes you Lois Loan :smug:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Feels like an Arby's night.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Criminal Minded posted:

We're all at the same skill level.

He's nine years old! You don't need karate, you can just wring his neck!

penis sandwich
Aug 28, 2004

have some pudding :)

Gyshall posted:

Feels like an Arby's night.

The squinting?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

penis sandwich posted:

The squinting?

That's right.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

potee posted:

That's right.



This is Puddy!

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009

Gyshall posted:

Feels like an Arby's night.

High five. :hfive:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I hate to break up the quote chain/pee party here, but the other day I was watching the commentary on the Venture Bros. One of the guys says "You know, it easier to sound like Patrick Warburton than you think. Just talk like you're yawning the whole time."

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
they say ostrich has less fat, so you eat more of it!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Demon Of The Fall posted:

they say ostrich has less fat, so you eat more of it!

I love George's bizarre little interjections, "An ostrich burger!" Any time someone gives me one of those "Guess who I saw..." questions, my first guess is Mick Jagger.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Demon Of The Fall posted:

they say ostrich has less fat, so you eat more of it!

Eat the fly. EAT THE FLY!

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


neoboman posted:

Eat the fly. EAT THE FLY!

He looks like a frog.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Sash! posted:

He looks like a frog.

So do you.

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.
"Frog" is wrong.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Sash! posted:

I hate to break up the quote chain/pee party here, but the other day I was watching the commentary on the Venture Bros. One of the guys says "You know, it easier to sound like Patrick Warburton than you think. Just talk like you're yawning the whole time."
What's with you and Vegetable Lasagna over there?

Invis
Apr 26, 2010
Do I want to come up? I'm fighting not to! Fighting!

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
No thank you. I don’t want coffee. It keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
"Because if she gets it back you'll have no reason to be sour, right? You'll de-sour, right??"

"I'll try to de-sour.."

"That's not good enough! You don't try to de-sour, you have to sweeten, too!"

"I'll try! I'll try to de-sour and sweeten!"

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo
"Great, now SHE'S sour."

"Maybe she'll sweeten?"

"She won't sweeten, and I'm bitter!"

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Femty kroner? What's that?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

neoboman posted:

Eat the fly. EAT THE FLY!

Can I steal the battery?

penis sandwich
Aug 28, 2004

have some pudding :)

mojo1701a posted:

Femty kroner? What's that?

That's not funny!

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
currently laughing so hard at the episode where Janeane Garofalo plays the female version of Jerry Seinfeld, and how Jerry falls in love with her before realizing that he absolutely hates her after she says something like "hey, what's the deal with brunch?"

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

JAMOOOL posted:

currently laughing so hard at the episode where Janeane Garofalo plays the female version of Jerry Seinfeld, and how Jerry falls in love with her before realizing that he absolutely hates her after she says something like "hey, what's the deal with brunch?"

Combined with the fact that she's ordering her third bowl of cereal for the day ("You had it for breakfast and lunch!")

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

JAMOOOL posted:

currently laughing so hard at the episode where Janeane Garofalo plays the female version of Jerry Seinfeld, and how Jerry falls in love with her before realizing that he absolutely hates her after she says something like "hey, what's the deal with brunch?"

*simultaneously*
I hate you!

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

It was the first truly mutual breakup in history!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
There's two really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese! Cheese, George! Cheese!

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Fungicide! I mean, what could she have?!

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

Ehud posted:

*simultaneously*
I hate you!

really - all the metahumor bits about Jerry's standup career are awesome, particularly Kramer's spot on impression - "What's the deal with packing peanuts? I mean, what is this stuff? Why do we need this stuff? And why do they make it so small...." **raises eyebrow**

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

JAMOOOL posted:

really - all the metahumor bits about Jerry's standup career are awesome, particularly Kramer's spot on impression - "What's the deal with packing peanuts? I mean, what is this stuff? Why do we need this stuff? And why do they make it so small...." **raises eyebrow**

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JAMOOOL posted:

really - all the metahumor bits about Jerry's standup career are awesome, particularly Kramer's spot on impression - "What's the deal with packing peanuts? I mean, what is this stuff? Why do we need this stuff? And why do they make it so small...." **raises eyebrow**

What do you do, a lot of that "Did you ever notice...." kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Jerusalem posted:

What do you do, a lot of that "Did you ever notice...." kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor.

Boy, you really went bald there.

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009
Something happened with a tractor.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

jojoinnit posted:

Boy, you really went bald there.

You've got a hole in your shoe. Is that canvas?

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

jojoinnit posted:

Boy, you really went bald there.

THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME!

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