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darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS
Not me, but my sister's checked out too many books on her library card, so she has to steal my brother's.

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Dickweasel Alpha
Feb 8, 2011

Mod Secrets #614 - Experto Crede is the one who bought most of those frog avatars
I forgot to turn the porch light on for Halloween so now I have a giant bowl full of candy to eat. All the candy we got this year is things like Reeses Pieces and Skittles which are fine right up until they hit my sore tooth :smith:

Or that feeling when a tooth scrapes one the wrong way AUGHH

Esmerelda
Dec 1, 2009
My legs are super sore from the gym yesterday.

The case I want for my phone isn't in stock anywhere around me so I have to wait for it to be mailed to me. I will get it Monday. I have to wait the ENTIRE WEEKEND!

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

FrancisYorkPatty posted:

Or that feeling when a tooth scrapes one the wrong way AUGHH

My stomach turned so hard just thinking of this. This is truly one of the most horrific experiences in the human experience.

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
I was incredibly hungry earlier but now that I ate I am just incredibly gassy.

Aristurtle Records
Jun 9, 2006

live at random, live as best one can

Esmerelda posted:

My legs are super sore from the gym yesterday.


That's a great feeling though!

I asked my friend to cut my hair and she cut too much volume out and it looks kinda off, and when I told her she got mad and said I should do it myself next time. Should have just gone to the hairdresser. Now I have to wait like a month.

Lauren
Apr 13, 2002
The fucking whipshit of all fucking shitter-bongers
I paid for a double cheeseburger and Wendy's gave me a triple. :ssj:

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.
The cook at the cafe keeps mistaking me saying "No egg" for my breakfast quesadilla for "no cheese".

This is the 3rd time now.

Motherfucker, if I wanted no cheese, I wouldn't order a loving quesadilla! I would ask for a tortilla with some random poo poo in it.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I'm at my cubicle, hungry, but lazy, so instead of going out somewhere to get something nice to eat I grabbed the old crackers that have been here for about a year. I regret nothing.

elf pr0n
Oct 13, 2002

They fucking better have lemon cakes.
I can't sleep comfortably because my tattoo on my right leg keeps me from laying in a comfortable position.

My dad sent me a 25$ barnes and noble gift card but he forgot I have a kindle.

My dog chewed on my cord for my iPad so I have to go buy a new one today.

I gave the lady at chipotle 21 dollars for my 6 dollar order and she gave me 14$ back in change. I didn't notice until later :smith:

Blue_monday
Jan 9, 2004

mind the teeth while you're going down
I ordered some really nice Bordeaux wine at a wine show a few weeks ago and it is here today. I'm super excited and want to try it, but its something that should be enjoyed with friends over a nice meal, not something that should be drank in front of my computer watching American Dad eating Doritos and snuggling with my cat.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

Blue_monday posted:

I ordered some really nice Bordeaux wine at a wine show a few weeks ago and it is here today. I'm super excited and want to try it, but its something that should be enjoyed with friends over a nice meal, not something that should be drank in front of my computer watching American Dad eating Doritos and snuggling with my cat.


That's no goon.

I have to take a month off over December through January because my contract ends and I will get maximum EI but its less than a third of my normal pay. This means I may actually have to dive into my savings to buy both Batman and Uncharted 2. Also when I get my new contract I will have to decide between a raise and better benefits.

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

There was moisture on the inside of my car's windshield and, like an idiot, I smeared it with my hand and now there are very clear gross splotches all over it. And I keep forgetting to bring the Windex with me when I go to my car. :(

Lauren
Apr 13, 2002
The fucking whipshit of all fucking shitter-bongers

ornery bean posted:

There was moisture on the inside of my car's windshield and, like an idiot, I smeared it with my hand and now there are very clear gross splotches all over it. And I keep forgetting to bring the Windex with me when I go to my car. :(

Oh I hate that. Or when you use something that has fabric softener on it and it makes a film that is a bitch to get off of the glass.

MustangCharlie
Dec 9, 2004
My daddy won't give me moneys for drugs.. Waaaaaa
Don't you guys hate it when you don't get 3G reception at work?

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

elf pr0n posted:


My dad sent me a 25$ barnes and noble gift card but he forgot I have a kindle.


You can't appreciate the feeling of a good boy? :colbert:

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

Lauren posted:

Oh I hate that. Or when you use something that has fabric softener on it and it makes a film that is a bitch to get off of the glass.
It's the worst! :gonk:

I want to surprise my boyfriend at the restaurant he works at and have him be my waiter, but it's hit or miss where he works and I don't want to go there for no reason. siiiiiiiiigh

future trophy wife
Feb 2, 2011

LOVE ME,
A DINOSAUR
My dog was hit by a car yesterday morning and suffered lung damage. We were told twice that there was a very good chance she might not make it, but things are looking pretty drat good right now. She's off oxygen and they're needing to remove less and less air from her chest cavity :unsmith:

Don't get me wrong, it's been a loving horrible ordeal, but I think given that not only is my pseudo-stepdad lending my mum $5000 to help pay for her treatment but putting in a sizeable contribution himself (as well as the fact that the public transport in my city is decent enough that putting off buying my first car for however long to help pay is such a non-issue that I honestly couldn't give a crap about it) is pretty drat first world.

I couldn't fathom the number of people that have never had that much money spent on them in their entire life, and yet there's no question here that we'd drop it all for a five-year-old golden retriever.

Excavation
May 18, 2004

FEED ME CRAYONS

ornery bean posted:

It's the worst! :gonk:

I want to surprise my boyfriend at the restaurant he works at and have him be my waiter, but it's hit or miss where he works and I don't want to go there for no reason. siiiiiiiiigh

Uhh, you just gave a reason.


My current problem is that I have nothing to eat except eggs, cereal and pasta sauce, but only because I can't be arsed going to the supermarket. It really is a burden, having enough food to survive yet being forced to waste my energy complaining instead of chewing.

MustangCharlie
Dec 9, 2004
My daddy won't give me moneys for drugs.. Waaaaaa

ornery bean posted:

It's the worst! :gonk:

I want to surprise my boyfriend at the restaurant he works at and have him be my waiter, but it's hit or miss where he works and I don't want to go there for no reason. siiiiiiiiigh

Talk to the host/hostess/person in charge of seating and ask to sit in his section?

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

Excavation posted:

Uhh, you just gave a reason.
Reason = having him be my waiter
If I can't = no reason to go.

MustangCharlie posted:

Talk to the host/hostess/person in charge of seating and ask to sit in his section?
It's random, they don't do sections there. It's more like an "eenie-meenie-miney-moe" type thing. But I went and it worked out anyway!


Right now I'm really hungry but I don't want to eat any of the food we have because I'm sick of it all.

My boyfriend pulled out my laptop cord on his way out of the door and I'm too lazy to plug it back in, but my laptop's dying.

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
I'm tempted to write up some bullshit E/N thread but that's almost never a good idea.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

ornery bean posted:

There was moisture on the inside of my car's windshield and, like an idiot, I smeared it with my hand and now there are very clear gross splotches all over it. And I keep forgetting to bring the Windex with me when I go to my car. :(

I got an awesome cleaning cloth from my dad and I've used it for so many things, mostly cleaning the screens of my electronics. The day I tried it on the inside of my windshield and watched the smudges and smears just disappear I was like :aaa:

The outside of my windshield is all scratched up though :( Unrelated to the cloth, but sort of a bummer.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

GenericOverusedName posted:

I'm tempted to write up some bullshit E/N thread but that's almost never a good idea.

Do it anyway, if it's terrible then it'll get lost in the sea of loving awesome E/N threads we've had this week

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow
I just got over the flu but my stomach is acting up again. :ohdear:

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

I'm trying to watch an LP of Skyrim but the loading is sooooooooooooo slow for high definition. Ugh.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I fell on my butt on top of one of my skates on roller derby practice, now I have a wheel shaped bruise and it hurts.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Remember remember the fifth of November,
When Steak Fingers gave me the trots.
I know of no reason, these strips are unseasoned,
but still gave me the squirts that I got.
:(

Besson
Apr 20, 2006

To the sun's savage brightness he exposed the dark and secret surface of his retinas, so that by burning the memory of vengeance might be preserved, and never perish.
My iPod broke and now I have to use my iPhone which is only 32 gigs. This is not enough to hold all of my music.

Danny Bro Pty Ltd
Sep 6, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
SOME OF THE CUNTS I LIVE WITH PUT COTTON BUDS INTO THE COIN OPERATED DRYING MACHINES.

I NOW HAVE TO USE THE CLOTHES LINE. I AM NOT FROM THE THIRTEENTH CENTURY. >:/

Also, porn killed my laptop.

Blaminator
Apr 16, 2007

"He seriously didn't go mech?"
There's no WiFi in the Coffee shop i'm in.

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

future trophy wife posted:

My dog was hit by a car yesterday morning and suffered lung damage. We were told twice that there was a very good chance she might not make it, but things are looking pretty drat good right now. She's off oxygen and they're needing to remove less and less air from her chest cavity :unsmith:

Don't get me wrong, it's been a loving horrible ordeal, but I think given that not only is my pseudo-stepdad lending my mum $5000 to help pay for her treatment but putting in a sizeable contribution himself (as well as the fact that the public transport in my city is decent enough that putting off buying my first car for however long to help pay is such a non-issue that I honestly couldn't give a crap about it) is pretty drat first world.

I couldn't fathom the number of people that have never had that much money spent on them in their entire life, and yet there's no question here that we'd drop it all for a five-year-old golden retriever.

I really hope she comes out of this fine. Good luck!

I'll probably be asleep until my roommate gets home, which means no me time :(

Namarrgon
Dec 23, 2008

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!
The rustling leaves outside make me think it's raining so I check up on the laundry constantly.

Snowcow
Oct 17, 2007

I got some killer hay fever right about now. :shepface:

Trevorrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jul 4, 2008

I overcooked my eggs so the yolks started to solidify, now I can't dip my toast in them.

Spaticus
Feb 26, 2007

Understanding what thread you're in is futile the monkey said as it double-clicked the report button.

Blaminator posted:

There's no WiFi in the Coffee shop i'm in.

You must be using magic,

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
I forgot to see if the laundry was done before I took a shower, so now I either gotta put on some old underwear (gross) or wait naked for like an hour for the clean underwear to finish drying.

Internet Cliche
Oct 18, 2004
Ninja Robot Pirate Zombie
I found out Arkham City's release date on PC has been pushed back yet another week to the 22nd

Storm
Jun 7, 2001

Professional #8 Hitter/Beard Grower
My PS3 died yesterday, on my day off :(

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Secret Machine
Jun 20, 2005

What the Hell?

The brand new Panera down the street from me hasn't opened up yet and my ordered Mini Countryman won't arrive stateside until early December.

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