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Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown
Your debts are your fault and no one else's.

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Bone Storm
Aug 3, 2011

BUY ME BONESTORM
OR GO TO HELL
You're all hipsters
None of you are hipsters
I'm a hipster
I'm not a hipster

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

People who actually use pennies are loving assholes.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
I was a hipster before it was cool

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

I loving hate it when people make that joke. Gently caress you!

Bone Storm
Aug 3, 2011

BUY ME BONESTORM
OR GO TO HELL
First post

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

Bone Storm posted:

First post
Second post

edit: Oh, hey, new page!

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

:synpa:

e: f;b

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:
Hey, just got this account. These forums are p cool. You guys seem kinda mean and crazy, but it's funny too.

Anyhoo, I just saw this on the series of tubes, and thought you'd get a kick out of it:



What the heck, right?! Haha, that cat really looks like it could say that. Is there any more stuff like that around? I love it. Go go goon detectives, and find me some more of these funny cat/word pictures, tia.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

One great tip to improve your web browsing. Discovered by a Mom!

Dross
Sep 26, 2006

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.

Stoatbringer posted:

One great tip to improve your web browsing. Discovered by a Mom!


The worst thing about this screenshot is that it's a Mac

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Dross posted:

The worst thing about this screenshot is that it's a Mac

This is the best post, close the thread.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

RandomFerret posted:

This is the best post, close the thread.

Don't backseat mod! :argh:

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.
What you should do is buy one of those premium hdmi cables for around a hundred bucks. They give better sound and picture quality because they're throughly gold-plated, unlike those three-dollar, cheapy-poo poo ones.

Our brave boys. :patriot:

I read yesterday in the Daily Mail that an Englishman got two years for spraying paint on a mosque, yet when a muslim spraypaints "Islam will prevail" on a war momument they get two months. This country is loving poo poo.

XenophobicAirport has a new favorite as of 09:58 on Nov 5, 2011

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!

Dross posted:

The worst thing about this screenshot is that it's a Mac

When's it going to support GNU/Linux?

Demostrs
Mar 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kerbtree posted:

When's it going to support GNU/Linux?

Aha only fuckin nerds n spergs use linux yospos bicth

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

Demostrs posted:

Aha only fuckin nerds n spergs use linux yospos bicth
Ya, just wait until apple/m$ takes over your hardware and installs mind control chips in your brain, we'll see who's laughing then.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
I put beans in my chilli.

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

Pyrotoad posted:

I put beans in my chilli.

Then it's not really chili. Real chili needs spaghetti.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

Livingston posted:

Then it's not really chili. Real chili needs spaghetti.

Heh, as if you've ever had real spaghetti. Here's a tip: it's not anything like that store-bought crap.

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!

my pog boyfriend posted:

Heh, as if you've ever had real spaghetti. Here's a tip: it's not anything like that store-bought crap.

Not all of us are idle unemployed layabouts who have the time to cook things from scratch, thankyouverymuch. Now get a job and stop wasting my taxes on nice things you don't deserve, scrounger.

Doctor Krieger
Apr 8, 2007

...because these corporate bag-munchers owe me $630 for my GODDAMN FLEX ACCOUNT!

my pog boyfriend posted:

Heh, as if you've ever had real spaghetti. Here's a tip: it's not anything like that store-bought crap.

Snob! Store-bought dried pasta is better than the fancy stuff. I've been to Italy so I know. Seriously, who puts loving egg in pasta? Gross!

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Doctor Krieger posted:

Snob! Store-bought dried pasta is better than the fancy stuff. I've been to Italy so I know. Seriously, who puts loving egg in pasta? Gross!

Anyone who thinks pasta is an invention of the Italians is a culinary fool. Everyone knows it was invented in 13th century China.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Slide Rule posted:

Anyone who thinks pasta is an invention of the Italians is a culinary fool. Everyone knows it was invented in 13th century China.

Psssh, all they ate in China was rice, everyone knows that. And if they were so advanced, how come they didn't take over the world? Something's fishy.

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

Skyline is the best chili in Cincinnati. I say this and although I don't live in Cincinnati it's correct.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

VanSandman posted:

Psssh, all they ate in China was rice, everyone knows that. And if they were so advanced, how come they didn't take over the world? Something's fishy.

They couldn't even figure out the spoon. How do you think they could take over the world?

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011

Spoons or no, I hear now they're pursuing nuculear capabilities. You Americans should really start investing in defence.



That we as Canadians can mooch off of. :smuggo:

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
Obamacare mandates we Americans learn chinese to ease integration. After that, first country to invade is Canada.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

brick cow posted:

Obamacare mandates we Americans learn chinese to ease integration. After that, first country to invade is Canada.

As if you Americans could invade Canada. Your troops will probably spend the entire time complaining about the weather and wondering where their hourly triple-stacked burger is.

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011

Like Napoleon in Russia, but with more rascals.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

Jack MacAskill posted:

Like Napoleon in Russia, but with more rascals.

This is factually inacurate. napoleon decided he didn't want Moscow.

for reference: https://www.geocities.com/napoleonwasabadass.html

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

Jack MacAskill posted:

That we as Canadians can mooch off of. :smuggo:

Canadians are sore losers. It is known. :colbert:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Meat is murder.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Cabbage has a soul.

ServoMST3K
Nov 30, 2009

You look like a Cracker Jack box with a bad prize inside
Solsbury Hill is a decent Phil Collins song.

Kiwi Ghost Chips
Feb 19, 2011

Start using the best desktop environment now!
Choose KDE!

Bitcoins.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
Transgendered men and women are still men and women.

wren
Feb 9, 2007

requiescat in pace et in amore
If I had cancer. I wouldn't be a burden, I'd go quietly.

You have cancer? I heard low carb or no sugar cures that. My Aunt says low carb cured her cancer. Doctors just want money.

CPS is worse for a kid. Foster homes are worse than abuse.

I know its weird, but how long do you have to live?

I had my relative get that, he smoked two packs a day and boozed. You must have lived it up.

Are you a boy or a girl?

Cut the hair short for summer?

How did you get the balls to shave your head? I could never get away with that.

Where are your kids? You mean you haven't had any yet? (Man, thougut you'd have a half dozen).

This must be hard on your husband.

How can you afford that?

People that were abused always abuse their kids.

People that abuse kids must have been abused.

I'm a whores face idiot trying to push buttons because you look down and I'm a demon. Tell me when something I say haunts you for a lifetime.

Well, I couldn't afford to go to college. I had to take care of my family.

I guess all those CT scans don't bother you anymore, you've had so many.

Well I could never give up on my Mother.

You own a boat? You must be loaded.

I'm sorry miss, this is a cancer clinic. This is for people with cancer, do you belong here?

God I'm so sorry. Bad day.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

wren posted:


Oh poo poo, someone actually has told you all these things before.

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Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

wren posted:

Things, many things.

I know this was a serious post, so I cannot joke about any of this. Crap. Reach inside, lady, like I suspect you've been doing. And hopefully you have someone outside you can reach to as well. May it be true. Crap, those things you've had to read, they are tear inducing. :(

Topic:

I don't know if it's been said before but just in case I really want to state my opinion here, which is

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