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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The Moon Monster posted:

A pet can be a good gift depending on the situation, but it's pretty lovely to spring an animal on someone who may or may not want it. My sister got a god from her birthday from her college roommate last June. Now it's become an obstacle in her post-college planning.

Oh well I don't think giving a pet to an adult or someone getting ready to move to or in college. Put giving a pet to kids is fine.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

The Moon Monster posted:

My sister got a god from her birthday from her college roommate last June. Now it's become an obstacle in her post-college planning.

I know what you mean man, deities are a huge pain in the rear end to house train.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Young Freud posted:

I know that Neiman Marcus is proud that they're not putting up holiday decorations until after Thanksgiving,

That's just because Weird Al sued them.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

D'oh. I'm not sure why I typed "god" given the animal in question is a cat. It's a really sweet cat too, but I can't take it and my parents won't so it's a difficult situation.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
In case anyone else is tempted to get a McRib, be aware that my shits have been nightmarish since I ate the drat thing and sitting down has been torture.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Worth it.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

The Moon Monster posted:

D'oh. I'm not sure why I typed "god" given the animal in question is a cat. It's a really sweet cat too, but I can't take it and my parents won't so it's a difficult situation.

God/cat- it's really the same thing to millions of lonely obese women across the Western world.

Edit: Not saying you're one of them.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Rhyno posted:

I know what you mean man, deities are a huge pain in the rear end to house train.

Wasn't there a videogame where you had to do that? And you could make it sweet and nice or take a giant poo poo on the village and eat everybody?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

100 Years in Iraq posted:

Wasn't there a videogame where you had to do that? And you could make it sweet and nice or take a giant poo poo on the village and eat everybody?

Black & White. Ahh, that was a fun game :allears:

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Black & White. Ahh, that was a fun game :allears:

But I could never get past the third or fourth world.

I always ended up having my pet be good but my hand was an evil claw. Sometimes you just gotta get poo poo done...

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Electric Bugaloo posted:

God/cat- it's really the same thing to millions of lonely obese women across the Western world.

Edit: Not saying you're one of them.

The cat's name is Cthulu now that I think of it.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Tupping Liberty posted:

But I could never get past the third or fourth world.

I always ended up having my pet be good but my hand was an evil claw. Sometimes you just gotta get poo poo done...

Word for loving word what happened in my game :( I managed to get to World 4 exactly once.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

I went into Target to get something for my Halloween costume two days before the actual holiday and all of the stuff had already been piled on a few shelves and the christmas stuff was out. gently caress you America.
Yeah, local grocery store's already got their Christmas stuff out too.

And one of my state's local radio stations goes into Christmas Mode (literally nothing but Christmas music all day every day until New Year's) earlier and earlier every year. They're not even waiting until loving Thanksgiving this year...

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


The Moon Monster posted:

D'oh. I'm not sure why I typed "god" given the animal in question is a cat. It's a really sweet cat too, but I can't take it and my parents won't so it's a difficult situation.

Cats are seen as gods in some cultures.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Can I just say gently caress Curtis Stone?

Fortis
Oct 21, 2009

feelin' fine
Some year during the holiday season, Hershey is going to run an updated 'Kisses-as-Bells Play We Wish You a Merry Christmas' commercial instead of the one they've been running since the early 1990's.

2011 is not that year.

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

Maxwell Lord posted:

Can I just say gently caress Curtis Stone?

You and me both.

At some point he became the spokesperson for the grocery store chain around my state and now I can't turn on a local station without seeing that punchable mug of his.

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.

Fortis posted:

Some year during the holiday season, Hershey is going to run an updated 'Kisses-as-Bells Play We Wish You a Merry Christmas' commercial instead of the one they've been running since the early 1990's.

2011 is not that year.

I thought they played Carol of the Bells?

Ryokurin
Jul 14, 2001

Wanna Die?

Fortis posted:

Some year during the holiday season, Hershey is going to run an updated 'Kisses-as-Bells Play We Wish You a Merry Christmas' commercial instead of the one they've been running since the early 1990's.

2011 is not that year.

That commercial, the Folders commercial with the guy waking up the family with coffee that's ran since the 80s, the Corona 'Christmas palm tree' of similar vintage and Barney stealing Fruity Pebbles commercials of 1987 will run forever. They are like the modern day yule log footage.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Ryokurin posted:

That commercial, the Folders commercial with the guy waking up the family with coffee that's ran since the 80s, the Corona 'Christmas palm tree' of similar vintage and Barney stealing Fruity Pebbles commercials of 1987 will run forever. They are like the modern day yule log footage.

Folgers shot a new version of that same old commercial and began airing it last year. And they've been constantly making new Fruity Pebbles commercials. Expect those to get a massive update though once Seth Macfarland's new Flinstones commercial hits the air.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Tupping Liberty posted:

I thought they played Carol of the Bells?

That's Walmart. Also Garmin.

I believe the Hershey's Kisses commercial is at least from somewhere between 1987-89, I remember seeing it for at least a year or two as a kid pre-1990.

I haven't seen the Fruity Pebbles commercial in a few years, do they still show that one?

Also don't forget the "He does exist! / They do exist!" M&Ms commercial, which while not as old as the others, still is of mid-early 90s vintage I believe.

raditts fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Nov 6, 2011

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

raditts posted:

I haven't seen the Fruity Pebbles commercial in a few years, do they still show that one?

Considering the new Fruity Peebles commercials use this claymation/3D look nowadays, there's a good chance they've probably are going to replace that.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
How many commercials are currently airing that revolve around some boring middle-age white male doing something whacky? Does anyone actually find this poo poo funny?

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Ryokurin posted:

That commercial, the Folders commercial with the guy waking up the family with coffee that's ran since the 80s, the Corona 'Christmas palm tree' of similar vintage and Barney stealing Fruity Pebbles commercials of 1987 will run forever. They are like the modern day yule log footage.

Does Budweiser still use the Clydesdales hauling a Christmas tree one? I know they at least updated it not that long ago so that it was George Clooney doing the voiceover.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How many commercials are currently airing that revolve around some boring middle-age white male doing something whacky? Does anyone actually find this poo poo funny?

It's inspiring to boring middle aged white males who dream of someday doing something wacky themselves.

Something Positive
Jan 10, 2010

MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHERMOTHERMOTHER MOOOOTTTHHHEEERRRR

Electric Bugaloo posted:

What's really funny about that is that "This Is Our Country," like John Mellencamp, is politically left wing- and very openly and explicitly so. I like to imagine the thousands of proud Hannity-watching 'Murricans that have nodded their heads with pride to a Silverado commercial before googling the song and making GBS threads themselves at its lyrics about gay rights, intelligent design, and anti-intellectualism.

It's basically the same way "Born in the USA" and "This Land is Our Land" have been co-opted by "patriotic" types at some point or another while being the complete antitheses to their values and platforms.

I think the worst offender when it comes to misusing songs because parts of them sound ultra-patriotic is right wing radio host Sean Hannity. What does this proponent of the men's rights movement and enemy of feminism use as his show opener?

Independence Day by Martina McBride. Even if you hate country music (which I do most of the time) this song and the music video is a goddamn work of art, and it makes me cringe when the sanitized bit comes on before his show. You see, my boyfriend seems to like to send his blood pressure through the roof as he listens to/yells at talk radio.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
The quintessential "used until the end of time" commercial for me will be that commercial for central air conditioning from Sears that seemingly has aired every summer since 1993.

It may have been replaced, but it felt like it would never die.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Nut Bunnies posted:

The quintessential "used until the end of time" commercial for me will be that commercial for central air conditioning from Sears that seemingly has aired every summer since 1993.

It may have been replaced, but it felt like it would never die.

This one?

For me, the commercial that will never end is -"He does exist!" -"They do exist!" [faints]

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

While not a holiday commercial, I associate this with Christmas more than just about any other ad: Salad Shooter. This thing ran for years.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

RC and Moon Pie posted:

While not a holiday commercial, I associate this with Christmas more than just about any other ad: Salad Shooter. This thing ran for years.

Jesus christ, I don't even have to watch that link; all I need to read is 'salad shooter' and it plays in my head :psypop:

Harettazetta
Jul 22, 2006

"Well, what choice do I have!? Trust is for fools! Fear is the only reliable way!"

The Moon Monster posted:

It's inspiring to boring middle aged white males who dream of someday doing something wacky themselves.

I did a wacky thing once. :unsmith:

Those days are behind me, now.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


RC and Moon Pie posted:

While not a holiday commercial, I associate this with Christmas more than just about any other ad: Salad Shooter. This thing ran for years.

Salad Shooter and that frozen pizza cooker they make. The holidays are here when they start advertising those. Oh, and Chia Pets.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy

Tupping Liberty posted:

I thought they played Carol of the Bells?

It was just on they played We Wish You A Merry Christmas.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
If you're in an area lucky enough to have Quik Trip gas stations, you're also unlucky enough to have seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPdpoydVaQQ

Gotta get the kids to the uh uh soccah field.

Ironic white rap needed to die off about 5 seconds after the first showing of office space let out and the 1st shithead viewer imitated Michael Bolton.

Chair Guy
Feb 26, 2006
yoers
The College Gameday commercial where Erin Andrews supposedly forgets her purse, but it turns out to be one of the guy's "European handbag" :haw:
There was a beer commercial recently with this same joke and I've seen it a million other places too. ugh

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 15 days!)

Something Positive posted:

I think the worst offender when it comes to misusing songs because parts of them sound ultra-patriotic is right wing radio host Sean Hannity. What does this proponent of the men's rights movement and enemy of feminism use as his show opener?

Independence Day by Martina McBride. Even if you hate country music (which I do most of the time) this song and the music video is a goddamn work of art, and it makes me cringe when the sanitized bit comes on before his show. You see, my boyfriend seems to like to send his blood pressure through the roof as he listens to/yells at talk radio.

I remember a right wing presidential candidate using Fortunate Son once. Good times.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU_GG7mJ7tY

gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you

Why do people think this poo poo is funny in any way?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU_GG7mJ7tY

gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you

Why do people think this poo poo is funny in any way?

Gamestop ads, Hell everything about Gamestop, is a great distillation of everything that's wrong with the game industry.

A bunch of idiots in charge think they know what all us "young, hip" gamers like, how we think, etc... and do poo poo like that. See? It's random, so it's funny, right? It's quirky little song...all you kids like your quirky songs, right?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

DrBouvenstein posted:

Gamestop ads, Hell everything about Gamestop, is a great distillation of everything that's wrong with the game industry.

A bunch of idiots in charge think they know what all us "young, hip" gamers like, how we think, etc... and do poo poo like that. See? It's random, so it's funny, right? It's quirky little song...all you kids like your quirky songs, right?

The part that irks me so much about it is there's no rhyme, rhythm, or melody involved. It's not a jingle. It's just some douche sing-talking random words.

And people on Youtube love it, of COURSE. gently caress.

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU_GG7mJ7tY

gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you

Why do people think this poo poo is funny in any way?

I knew what this was before I clicked it. I will not be buying this game entirely because I loving hate this commercial.

also because I don't have a ps3 or 360.

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