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Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010
Big deal. You got cancer, should've paid attention to your health. Stop fishing for sympathy.

edit: Oh hai new page better add content stat!

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MongolArcher
Jan 2, 2009
No really, ICP is pretty good! Faygo in all its flavors is the best soda ever, and even better is it's cheaper than the other sodas.

Magnets are scary because they work and we don't know why.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Well I know dowsing works because my uncle used it to find water in his field.

satsui no thankyou
Apr 23, 2011
Classic rock is much better than x genre of music.

Lavender Philtrum
May 16, 2011
Silent Hill's combat is intentionally bad and should stay so.
Silent Hill's combat used to be intentionally bad and needs to be improved to keep up with modern games.
Resident Evil isn't a horror game.

Zedsdeadbaby
Jun 14, 2008

You have been called out, in the ways of old.
The US should take a leaf out of Europe's book.

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc
You can't, like, judge a culture, man.

wren
Feb 9, 2007

requiescat in pace et in amore
I take two pills at a time in case the first one doesn't work.

You should stop taking that, it didn't work for me.

My wife takes that! I have to help her, you know, use the bathroom. Hand motion of reaching under something and wiggling fingers.

If you take that much, you'll be an addict. My nephew stole my microwave.

Why don't you get married? You're living together anyway.

Why haven't you two gotten married yet? Is he waiting?

You'd have health insurance if you married him.

My little one only knows the words "mine" and "no" it's so cute!

Your boy is cute. He is a boy, ain't he?

Spongebob? That's the show with the gay friend, right? How. Progressive.

You don't have a Christmas tree?

Your Aunt is Jewish? Like, born Jewish?

I thought chemo made people, you know, skinny.

You don't look sick.

Chemo is poison. Chemo usually kills someone before the disease. I heard of a guy that ate carrots until he died but by then he wasn't sick anymore. You should try that.

I hear cancer treatment sucks up a lot of resources that could be used like, in third world countries.

I was trying to wring a laugh out of it. I'm sorry. I honestly hate myself.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

Video games have gotten so stupid ever since they went 3d.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
Anything released after 1994 isn't really metal.

Dross
Sep 26, 2006

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Anything released after 1994 isn't really metal.

Anything released before 1990 isn't heavy enough.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Dross posted:

Anything released before 1990 isn't heavy enough.

Any music composed after the invention of the phonograph just isn't sophisticated enough.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
Anybody that listens to anything through earbuds is a heathen swine that is only insulting every musician that ever lived. If you spent less than $200 on your headphones, you're doing it wrong.

Dross
Sep 26, 2006

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.

Anything over 192Kbps is just a waste of space.

NGL
Jan 15, 2003
AssKing
If you don't use fresh herbs and spices, don't bother seasoning your food at all.

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
I don't think you get this topic.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Dross posted:

Anything over 192Kbps is just a waste of space.

I can tell the difference between 44.1 KHz and 96 KHz.

Orbital Sapling
Oct 30, 2011

by angerbeet
If you like My Little Pony and visit the SA forums on the regular, you're probably a pedophile.

tinaun
Jun 9, 2011

                  tell me...
That album was too hipster for my tastes.

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc
I just don't find that album particularly relevant.

Stan Baniszewski
Jul 3, 2007

Dross posted:

Anything over 192Kbps is just a waste of space.


Mp3s sound like crap anyway.

Platinum Frog
May 14, 2009
Hey guys! First time poster, long time lurker.

Just wanted to say I love this thread!

-Platinum Frog

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

"Why does metroid have a gun on his arm?"

Extreme coupon shopping.

quote:

Skyline is the best chili in Cincinnati. I say this and although I don't live in Cincinnati it's correct.

I don't like Skyline because their chili is too sweet. Gold Star is better and they put two hot dogs on a bun.

(You're right.)

President Kucinich has a new favorite as of 06:39 on Nov 7, 2011

dumb brunette
Mar 17, 2009

I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything! Even a flame!
Stop trying to censor me, haven't you ever heard of the First Amendment.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff
I just know Skyrim will suck because... Bethesduh. :psyduck:

Nighttheii
Nov 21, 2007
hi
Vel-cro wallets are more convenient than Leather, regardless of what anyone says.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

President Kucinich posted:

"Why does metroid have a gun on his arm?"

How many times does Zelda have to save that drat princess?

dumb brunette
Mar 17, 2009

I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything! Even a flame!
You've got another thing coming.

You've got another think coming.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Anal Surgery posted:

You can't, like, judge a culture, man.

Any bad things (racism, sexism, homophobia etc) in "Western" countries shouldn't exist anymore and it's your fault they still happen today.

Any of these things in "Developing" countries is the fault of western imperialism, you cannot blame them for it.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.

President Kucinich posted:

"Why does metroid have a gun on his arm?"

I think Zelda looks lame with his green tunic on.

Sir Gladu
Nov 26, 2008

There's no such thing as "too soon". I mean, Winehouse? more like winebag amirite.

Dross
Sep 26, 2006

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.

I have seen what you are posting before and it is no longer funny, and everyone needs to know.

Liquid Criminal
Mar 5, 2007

You do whatever work comes your way
The Simpsons Halloween episodes are totally cannon and still good.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
Pluto isn't a planet.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Pluto isn't a planet.

Pluto is a planet.

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Ceres is a planet.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
People who serve jury duty do so because they are unemployed and/or too stupid to get out of it. Either way, they are completely unqualified to pass judgment on another human being.

dumb brunette
Mar 17, 2009

I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything! Even a flame!

Slide Rule posted:

People who serve jury duty do so because they are unemployed and/or too stupid to get out of it. Either way, they are completely unqualified to pass judgment on another human being.

Hey here are my opinions on this case from several years ago:

I'm just asking questions!

dumb brunette has a new favorite as of 00:42 on Nov 8, 2011

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

dumb brunette posted:

Hey here are my opinions on this case from several years ago:

I'm just asking questions!

You sound hot. Post a pic. (not creepy, just curious)

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The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.
Now let me explain Homestuck to you.

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