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Yeet
Nov 18, 2005

- WE.IGE -
Vancouver has the worst fans in the NHL.

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Stan Baniszewski
Jul 3, 2007
Electronic music is not real music. You just push some buttons and the computer does all the job.
And sample based music is just stealing.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
That rap music is nothing but clicks and whistles.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

ToxicSlurpee posted:

That rap music is nothing but clicks and whistles.
Rap what? You must be confused.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.
Hello Something Awful! I registered just to post this thread and this will be my first post, hope you're all kind to newbies!!!! ^__^

ChlamydiaJones posted:

The Skyline GT-R is really kind of a dog when you think about it.

The Skyline GT-R is an awful car because it disconnects the driver from the driving experience. Give me an R33 with a manual transmision anyday. :smug:

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

Father Wendigo posted:

*Don't you mean Deagle, goon sire? :v: :haw: :smug: :buddy:

*Don't you mean OBAMA? Good Lord, at least Hitler wasn't one of... them.

*God, you like My Little Pony? How pathetic. Why can't you enjoy something normal like Transformers?

*It's heritage, not hate!

*NOT. MY. PRESIDENT.

Ponies are blasphemy, ponies are against God. Ponies must die. Allahu ackbar

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

XenophobicAirport posted:

The Skyline GT-R is an awful car because it disconnects the driver from the driving experience. Give me an R33 with a manual transmision anyday. :smug:

Heh, riced up imports. I always see you ricers being overtaken by my Corvette. :smug:

DrPain
Apr 29, 2004

Purrfectly priceless
items here.
I'm a Nielsen home. What I watch MATTERS.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You still have a tv? Why?

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

NGL posted:

You're for states' rights? Fuckin' racist.

The civil war was about states' rights, it doesn't mean it was about slavery.

Displaying the confederate flag is a symbol of history, not supporting of slavery.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Don't be so niggardly

High House Death
Jun 18, 2011
Homeopathic medicines.

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

redmercer posted:

Don't be so niggardly

I can actually say this because I have a black friend.

Hammer Backspace
Jan 3, 2011

we're gonna throw a world domination slumber party and we're not inviting any boys!!!!

Livingston posted:

The fact that we tolerate religion, spirituality, and all forms of magical thinking and irrational beliefs.

They simply cause too much damage to be ignored, and I think future generations are going to look at us and say "How did they let that slide for so long?" We have the ability RIGHT NOW to eradicate religion and beliefs in deities and afterlives, but we don't because we think the cost is too great. Studies have shown that religious belief lies in the brain, and can be affected by the brain. It's perfectly possible to surgically remove someone's religious beliefs and turn them into atheists. I understand why we don't do this on a mass scale, but I still think future generations are going to look back and say "You should've done that a lot sooner."

Haha this loving post I love it

But seriously though, only a loser would watch a children's show. TV was way better when I was a kid anyway.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



redmercer posted:

Don't be so niggardly

This shouldn't be controversial, "niggard" is a perfectly inoffensive word. The only people who would misinterpret it are too stupid to bother worrying about.

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

Chamale posted:

This shouldn't be controversial, "niggard" is a perfectly inoffensive word. The only people who would misinterpret it are too stupid to bother worrying about.

In their defense, they are likely the product of the US education system, which is notoriously niggardly with the smarts-handing-out.

MongolArcher
Jan 2, 2009
Hey, I just got in on this amazing business opportunity and want you to share it with me! You know about Amway, right? :D


A coworker tried to start this poo poo in the breakroom. Oh my gods, the verbal beatdown that happened was epic.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
More like EPIC-FAIL! amiright?

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
First Nations.

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love
Women.
:smug:

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011

Can't live with 'em, can't just pay for 'em no you got to dance around it taking them out places paying for their food buying them gifts but it's still fundamentally prostitution I mean come on.

Thrawn200
Dec 13, 2008

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." - Calvin & Hobbes

redmercer posted:

Idiocracy is a prophetic movie

Never seen it. :(

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Flavor Bear posted:

Women.
:smug:

Womyn, amirite fellas?

ServoMST3K
Nov 30, 2009

You look like a Cracker Jack box with a bad prize inside
I've been with my girlfriend for years, why won't she just let me hit it raw? I totally earned it.

wren
Feb 9, 2007

requiescat in pace et in amore
Well all the children were boys, that makes him a homo-sexual ped-o-phile.

Clock me in, I need to make a phone call really quick and grab a cigarette.

That speed camera is entrapment.

If that were my kid I'd bite him right back.

They're ruining this country.

Those motherfuckers. But not you, you're not like them.

Do you think if I went to the doctor I could get those?

You can always tell which girl carries a mirror.

Her family wasn't worth anything anyway.

She's probably lying because she feels guilty.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Jack MacAskill posted:

Can't live with 'em, can't just pay for 'em no you got to dance around it taking them out places paying for their food buying them gifts but it's still fundamentally prostitution I mean come on.

I immediately thought of this...

Any man that is unwilling to spend less than three months' salary on an engagement ring is a cheapskate that obviously doesn't love you.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It's the little things, you know? Like, he always puts the toilet roll in the holder backwards. Everybody knows the correct way, he's just doing it wrong to piss me off.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Aliens is impossible to watch because it's just a bunch of cliches.


And Die Hard isn't that good.

Dancingthroughlife
Dec 15, 2009

Will dance for cupcakes
Anyone in the military is just a killer.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010
Guys why are you silencing me for voicing an unpopular opinion? I have a right to free speech you know and there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can do about that, haha

Dancingthroughlife
Dec 15, 2009

Will dance for cupcakes

Pierzak posted:

Guys why are you silencing me for voicing an unpopular opinion? I have a right to free speech you know and there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can do about that, haha
Reported!!

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Dancingthroughlife posted:

Reported!!

Quit backseat modding.

KeanuReevesGhost
Apr 24, 2008

VanSandman posted:

Quit backseat modding.

Quit being such a bitch.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

JackRabbitStorm posted:

Quit being such a bitch.

I am going to assume you mean a female dog. Why would you call someone a female dog? Well, back in the 16th century

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme

XenophobicAirport posted:

The Skyline GT-R is an awful car because it disconnects the driver from the driving experience. Give me an R33 with a manual transmision anyday. :smug:

Why would ANYONE want a manual transmission, they're completely outdated so all cars should have automatics. It's also SO much easier to text while driving when you don't have to hassle with shifting and all that boring, useless crap.

The E30 M3 was boxy and ugly and it sounded stupid (also didn't even come in automatic, how stupid is that!). The only one I EVER liked had a Ford big block engine swap, 22's and a big hood scoop; now THAT'S how it should have come in the first place!

On my 17th birthday my dad gave me his '99 NSX which pissed me off. I hate old cars and I hate that it's red. I want to street race it so I ground off the stupid "Zanardi" plate between the seats(to save weight), threw away the old wheels and picked up some rims with chrome from PepBoys (this also increased the ride height a couple inches since it ALWAYS scraped when I went over speed bumps), painted it this great iridescent green like from Miami Vice and installed an On3Performance turbo kit ($500 on eBay!) in my garage one afternoon. I also got some new, chrome coil over shocks from PepBoys so it'll ride even better! I can't wait to drag race it on the street!

KeanuReevesGhost
Apr 24, 2008

ChlamydiaJones posted:

Why would ANYONE want a manual transmission, they're completely outdated so all cars should have automatics. It's also SO much easier to text while driving when you don't have to hassle with shifting and all that boring, useless crap.

The E30 M3 was boxy and ugly and it sounded stupid (also didn't even come in automatic, how stupid is that!). The only one I EVER liked had a Ford big block engine swap, 22's and a big hood scoop; now THAT'S how it should have come in the first place!

On my 17th birthday my dad gave me his '99 NSX which pissed me off. I hate old cars and I hate that it's red. I want to street race it so I ground off the stupid "Zanardi" plate between the seats(to save weight), threw away the old wheels and picked up some rims with chrome from PepBoys (this also increased the ride height a couple inches since it ALWAYS scraped when I went over speed bumps), painted it this great iridescent green like from Miami Vice and installed an On3Performance turbo kit ($500 on eBay!) in my garage one afternoon. I also got some new, chrome coil over shocks from PepBoys so it'll ride even better! I can't wait to drag race it on the street!


I hope you crash and die.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
God, this thread has lived long enough. Stupid posters are rehashing page two bs. OP, kill thread, kill it with fire. From space.

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
loving '11s keep making GBS threads up this topic.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

In It For The Tank posted:

loving '11s keep making GBS threads up this topic.

Wow that's really ironic!

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redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
I painted my DeLorean

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