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Slide Rule: Feb 21, 2007; Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Choronzons son posted:

THAT'S not a macro! A macro is defined by

# ? Nov 15, 2011 22:19

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 04:40

lidnsya: Nov 14, 2007; <img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Swearing shows a lack of intelligence and class.

# ? Nov 15, 2011 22:45

Jack MacAskill: Feb 21, 2011

Experto Crede posted:

AIDS is proof that gays are an abomination. It is simply God's new smiting of Sodom!

If God wanted us to not sodomize, he would have not given us buttholes.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 00:02

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Anybody that has a laptop obviously isn't poor and should quit complaining.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 00:31

Pierzak: Oct 30, 2010

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Anybody that has an internet connection obviously isn't poor and should quit complaining.

Fixed that for you. Also gently caress you first world people, you don;t know how hard life is :v:

# ? Nov 16, 2011 00:39

Jive One: Sep 11, 2001

Video games are for children; go read a book.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 00:44

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Print is dead. Anybody that believes otherwise is a backward neanderthal.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 00:51

NGL: Jan 15, 2003; AssKing

Jive One posted:

Video games are for children; go read a book.

As are comic books and cartoons.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 01:05

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

If you own a gun and/or a truck you have a tiny penis.

And penis size matters.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 01:43

ServoMST3K: Nov 30, 2009; You look like a Cracker Jack box with a bad prize inside

I don't drink or use drugs because I have to be in complete control of my body at all times.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 01:52

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ServoMST3K posted:

I don't drink or use drugs because I have to be in complete control of my body at all times.

Why would anyone want control of THAT body? Here is my 20 point program for being swole, which will involve something about nutrition that will piss you off

# ? Nov 16, 2011 03:56

Thulsa Doom: Jun 20, 2011; Ezekiel 23:20

Jack MacAskill posted:

If God wanted us to not sodomize, he would have not given us buttholes.

What are you whining about, anal is supposed to hurt.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 04:33

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Women with "meat curtains" make me sick.

The labia hanging out like a roast beef sandwich is a sign that a woman has had way too much sex and is therefore a filthy slut.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 05:09

DrPain: Apr 29, 2004; Purrfectly priceless
items here.

Tony Danza Claus posted:

Women with "meat curtains" make me sick.

The labia hanging out like a roast beef sandwich is a sign that a woman has had way too much sex and is therefore a filthy slut.

Ask me about labiaplasty.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 06:09

In It For The Tank: Feb 17, 2011; But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.

God is dead.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 06:28

Spooky Bear Ghost: Sep 17, 2010; lets get spooky

In It For The Tank posted:

God is dead.

Implying God (or Gods) ever existed

# ? Nov 16, 2011 06:45

Liquid Criminal: Mar 5, 2007; You do whatever work comes your way

DrPain posted:

Ask me about labiaplasty.

Relevant and :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/Ygt5J.png :nws:

Tony Danza Claus posted:

If you own a gun and/or a truck you have a tiny penis.

And penis size matters.

What really matters is foreskin. Girls just won't want you if you're some freak who still has foreskin.

There is no difference between male and female circumcision.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 06:53

Tengames: Oct 29, 2008

Jive One posted:

Video games are for children; go read a book.

Nintendo systems are for little kiddies. mature people play xbox and PC games.

Tengames has a new favorite as of 09:56 on Nov 16, 2011

# ? Nov 16, 2011 09:52

dumb brunette: Mar 17, 2009; I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything! Even a flame!

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Print is dead. Anybody that believes otherwise is a backward neanderthal.

Let me tell you about why ereaders are solely responsible for the Borders bankruptcy.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 15:17

MissConduct: Jun 20, 2008; Hardships are like training with lead weights...
When they come off, you go flying down the road!

Miracle Whip is better than Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise is better than Miracle Whip!

Vegimite is disgusting and Australians are weird!
Peanut Butter is gross and I'll never understand just why Americans eat it!

I drink from the sink when I get thirsty in the middle of the night!
What's wrong with just getting a cup and taking it with you to bed? I mean, if you get thirsty again, you'll have to leave the bed!

# ? Nov 16, 2011 18:19

trapt: Sep 21, 2010

So I'm with this girl and she says it hurts everytime we do it because, you see, I'm TOO BIG. It's getting annoying, every girl I've been with said sex with me hurts because I'm TOO BIG.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 19:58

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Jive One posted:

Video games are for children; go read a book.

Reading is boring. Just watch the movie.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 20:40

Hardwood Floor: Sep 25, 2011

Stoatbringer posted:

Reading is boring. Just watch the movie.

Movies are dumb, watch anime.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 20:42

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

trapt posted:

So I'm with this girl and she says it hurts everytime we do it because, you see, I'm TOO BIG. It's getting annoying, every girl I've been with said sex with me hurts because I'm TOO BIG.

Then either lose the weight or rig up some sort of scaffold before you crush the poor girl.

Or hell, just be on the bottom and let her do some of the work. Women get too much of a free ride in bed if you ask me.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 20:44

fatlightning: Nov 7, 2006

Charmander is the best starter.

fatlightning has a new favorite as of 21:14 on Nov 16, 2011

# ? Nov 16, 2011 21:10

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 6 days!)

lidnsya posted:

Swearing shows a lack of intelligence and class.

gently caress off you stupid bitch.

Iced Tea is the best way to drink tea, btw.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 21:17

Hardwood Floor: Sep 25, 2011

fatlightning posted:

Charmander is the best starter.

Mew is under the truck.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 21:17

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

"The Da Vinci Code" was a decent story.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 22:19

Zero Star: Jan 22, 2006; Robit the paranoid blogger.

fatlightning posted:

Charmander is the best starter.

Only fourteen year-olds and manchildren play Pokemon.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 22:20

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

The best way to enjoy a good single-malt whisky is with lots of ice and Coke.

# ? Nov 16, 2011 22:30

dumb brunette: Mar 17, 2009; I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything! Even a flame!

fatlightning posted:

Charmander is the best starter.

The newest pokemon generation is the [best/worst] yet, even [better/worse] than [game of choice].

# ? Nov 17, 2011 00:06

XenophobicAirport: Dec 15, 2007; Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.

The only pokemon are the original 151. The new ones are lame and don't exist to me.

# ? Nov 17, 2011 00:40

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Any beer that costs less than $2.50 a bottle is inherently awful.

# ? Nov 17, 2011 01:53

Pulpie: Sep 10, 2011

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Any beer that costs less than $2.50 a bottle is inherently awful.

Nobody really likes beer, they just say that to fit in socially.

# ? Nov 17, 2011 06:20

redmercer: Sep 15, 2011; by Fistgrrl

If you're paying more than five bucks a handle for vodka you're getting hosed

# ? Nov 17, 2011 06:30

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

I drink port because I'm more sophisticated and refined than you heathens.

# ? Nov 17, 2011 07:00

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

[Alcohol brand you like] is piss water. Try drinking something real you frat boy gently caress.

# ? Nov 17, 2011 07:01

All Hat No Cattle: Apr 18, 2005; It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.

"Firefly" is overrated.

# ? Nov 18, 2011 06:00

Slide Rule: Feb 21, 2007; Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

RagnarokAngel posted:

[Alcohol brand you like] is piss water. Try drinking something real you frat boy gently caress.

gently caress is not a noun, it's a verb. Not that you'd know. I of course know. Let me tell you all about MY GIRLFRIEND and grammar in a thread about drinking

# ? Nov 18, 2011 06:28

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dumb brunette: Mar 17, 2009; I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything! Even a flame!

All Hat No Cattle posted:

"Firefly" is overrated.

Joss Whedon is overrated as a writer and only is so hyped because nerd cred.

# ? Nov 18, 2011 06:54

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