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chiz posted:Did Howard ever bitch about Allison's parents? I was under the impression that he liked them. He loved them, but he would go on and on about how they would interrogate him about things like "how much does Kitty Carlysle Hart get paid to be on your show". And his mother-in-law would monopolize the children and talk baby-talk to Howard. And they bought some giant stone African statue art for Howard and made him pay for it. That kind of thing.
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Does anyone who reads this thread have a WDM account? I've been after an invite code for ages, it seems registration never opens.
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Nov 24, 2011 01:56
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prefect posted:He loved them, but he would go on and on about how they would interrogate him about things like "how much does Kitty Carlysle Hart get paid to be on your show". And his mother-in-law would monopolize the children and talk baby-talk to Howard. And they bought some giant stone African statue art for Howard and made him pay for it. That kind of thing. whoa I never knew all that. I only started listening in about 1994 or so. My mom was watching E! one night and laughing and I was curious and watched it and from there I was a fan and started listening.
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Nov 24, 2011 18:36
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Cliche Guevara posted:Reminder: as little as he works now, as much money as he has, as much as he's accomplished... Howard is a pretty happy guy. Not sure how you feel like you're qualified to psychoanalyze him, but Stern has some of the best fans, and the worst, and you belong in the worst, so why not go post over at SFN about how terrible Stern is, but it's the best that's out there at the moment, and while he's not as good as when he was at his peak, you'll still listen? loving dipshit.
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Nov 24, 2011 21:48
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Is that you Bobo? Are you posting from down at the docks again? Pittsburgh Pete, you are a loser.
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Nov 24, 2011 21:55
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Is that you Bobo? Are you posting from down at the docks again? Nah, he's not either of those guys. He didn't ask what sex with Beth-O is like.
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Vakal posted:Nah, he's not either of those guys. He didn't ask what sex with Beth-O is like. "You're just jealous Howard gets to skip foreplay and gently caress his model wife with a condom he gets out of a lock box. Go post on SFN loser!"
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Nov 24, 2011 22:39
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Vakal posted:Nah, he's not either of those guys. He didn't ask what sex with Beth-O is like. She doesn't like when I go down on her, so that means I must be really good at hopping on top of her and cumming in like 3 strokes, she is always satisfied. Hey any of you guys ever have your rear end in a top hat licked? Man, that sounds awesome. I wish that would happen to me. I'd lick anyone's rear end in a top hat. Beth doesn't like it, but man, I hope one day my whole rear end in a top hat is hanging out and somebody comes up and licks it. I couldn't ever do that to my Beth however, she is too pretty for that. I better go wipe my rear end in a top hat with baby wipes, three wipes, then a poke with your finger, then pat it down with towels, just to be sure.
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Where do you buy baby wipes? My assistant and maid both died. I can't buy anything for myself and Beth can't know that I buy condoms and baby wipes.
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Nov 24, 2011 23:45
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chiz posted:whoa I never knew all that. This isn't the one I was talking about, but here's Howard complaining about his in-laws to Alison: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90PbKwmhIoY
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Nov 24, 2011 23:56
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Where do you buy baby wipes? My assistant and maid both died. I can't buy anything for myself and Beth can't know that I buy condoms and baby wipes. Well, when I was in the closet farting with my rear end cheeks open to avoid any sign that I'm human, I found that Jeff Jarvis makes internet stuff, so I asked him to setup this computer thing to order stuff off the amazon. They charged me like 2,000 for a box of baby wipes, but that seems like a good deal.
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AxeManiac posted:Well, when I was in the closet farting with my rear end cheeks open to avoid any sign that I'm human, I found that Jeff Jarvis makes internet stuff, so I asked him to setup this computer thing to order stuff off the amazon. They charged me like 2,000 for a box of baby wipes, but that seems like a good deal. You meant Jeff Schick from IBM. Howard has to be able to order his baby wipes with Lotus Notes. 
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Steve Jobs is a genius. I can jerk off on the toilet in the dark to babysitter porn. No one else thought of that. This whole Windows thing is just silly. This YouTube is stealing our content those MOTHER FUCKS and this Sirius...th-th they can't even pay me bunch of cunts. Merry Xmas everyone enjoy these calendars.
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Man, that Fergie is kinda hot. But I bet she's banging all those black guys in the band. Any of you guys have big thick cocks? Like, beer can thick? Ever smoke hash oil?
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Nov 25, 2011 00:34
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I still can't believe Howard has sex with a condom. With his wife. That poo poo might be the weirdest thing he does - and that's saying something.
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Nov 25, 2011 01:15
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I'm listening through 2008 and he just mentioned that he prefers condoms and doesn't like to be that close to someone, or to have too much contact or whatever hosed up reason he uses. Jesus he's loving sick. I pray to God that Beth gets pregnant.
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Nov 25, 2011 01:26
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kylej posted:I still can't believe Howard has sex with a condom. With his wife. That poo poo might be the weirdest thing he does - and that's saying something. Baba Booey does too because he thinks getting a vasectomy will make him less of a man or something.
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Have you ever orgied? This one time I was in a bath with John, Rebecca and Beth, but I dont want to talk about it because John totally hosed Beth and pussed out with Rebecca.
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Nov 25, 2011 02:06
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kylej posted:I still can't believe Howard has sex with a condom. With his wife. That poo poo might be the weirdest thing he does - and that's saying something. Howard will never willingly have another kid. Because he know if he does it will either be a girl, and he already has three of those, or a boy, in which case he knows he will just resent it because it will grow up having everything he never got - money, good looks (compared to Howard), a sane mother and a private school free of blacks and jew haters.
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Vakal posted:Howard will never willingly have another kid. Howard is actually a pretty good looking fellow, especially considering his age.
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Nov 25, 2011 02:32
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hunter x az posted:Howard is actually a pretty good looking fellow, especially considering his age. True, but he's no Stamos.
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kylej posted:I still can't believe Howard has sex with a condom. With his wife. That poo poo might be the weirdest thing he does - and that's saying something. I still say the weirdest thing he does is peeing sitting down.
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Nov 25, 2011 02:44
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Grant DaNasty posted:I still say the weirdest thing he does is peeing sitting down. Nah, the weirdest thing is his anal fetishism. Yeah, it steams from childhood...but he doesn't really grasp that maybe people have to take a dump at work and it's not unnatural to do so just because he's got issues with it. The way he fusses over it is absurd.
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Nov 25, 2011 05:00
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Vakal posted:a private school free of blacks and jew haters. Has anybody else been kind of weirded out about how much Howard has recently frowned upon any sort of Jewish humor? It sort of sprung up when Andy Dick went on one of his drunken rants, and ever since then Howard has gone on the occasional tirade about the horrible anti-semitism in the US and how anti-semitic humor isn't funny. He hasn't even picked up on Hooknose Mike more than a couple of times since then 
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Also the weirdest thing about Howard is how he unironically thinks that Beth doesn't poo poo more than once a week.
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I've just been catching up on Nick and Artie's show, and it's looking clearer that Artie is back on his quest to reach 300 lbs. After they filmed the Kimmel show on Monday, Artie missed his flight because he was too busy eating multiple bacon and egg sandwiches and chocolate milkshakes at the airport's restaurant.
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I was just going to say that I've noticed Artie getting fatter each time I see him. The pics that were released after he left rehab were really good. When I saw him on Letterman he looked the same as two years ago but wasn't glass eyed. He still had a huge belly and wore that one pair of pants that fit him. Seeing as how his family still babies him and he's done nothing about his Daddy issues I don't think this will last.
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Bonzo posted:Seeing as how his family still babies him and he's done nothing about his Daddy issues I don't think this will last. He's a sick man with a serious addiction problem. He will probably continue to have wild weight swings and relapses for the rest of his life.
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kylej posted:I still can't believe Howard has sex with a condom. With his wife. That poo poo might be the weirdest thing he does - and that's saying something. Somebody on the Imus show once said Beth had herpes. I know Howard freaked out about it and there were threats of a lawsuit, but I have no idea if one actually happened. When Ra Ra Retard implied that Benjy had herpes, Benjy went ballistic and wanted a doctor to test everyone on the show. (I believe he got a doctor to tell H100 news that he was herpes-free.)
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He ever implied Benjy had herpes, Gary simply used them for an example of what you should/shouldn't tell someone you're going to sleep with with regards to Benjy's night terrors(if those are even real). Benjy's schtick vortex took the idea, sucked it up and managed to give himself about 2 days worth of attention over it. For some reason he managed to even pull the wool over the eyes of the crew because usually they can spot his bits. Either that or they played into it anyways because it's good radio.
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Bonzo posted:I was just going to say that I've noticed Artie getting fatter each time I see him. It depends: if he's really rehabbing from heavy opiate abuse, the weight gain makes sense because he's substituting one addiction for another. But given his history, one has to wonder exactly what is still going on with him. Even if he got help, he'll need help for the rest of his life just to deal with everything he's done. EngineerJoe posted:He's a sick man with a serious addiction problem. He will probably continue to have wild weight swings and relapses for the rest of his life. Exactly. I just hope he's not self-medicating and actually getting help. prefect posted:Somebody on the Imus show once said Beth had herpes. I know Howard freaked out about it and there were threats of a lawsuit, but I have no idea if one actually happened. Howard probably dropped it. All the Imus show would have to do is ask for confirmation so a settlement could be reached.
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Nick was saying he expected Suh to stomp on a player yesterday from the Wednesday show. Nice to have a show during Thanksgiving week.
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Crotch Bat posted:He ever implied Benjy had herpes, Gary simply used them for an example of what you should/shouldn't tell someone you're going to sleep with with regards to Benjy's night terrors(if those are even real). Benjy's schtick vortex took the idea, sucked it up and managed to give himself about 2 days worth of attention over it. For some reason he managed to even pull the wool over the eyes of the crew because usually they can spot his bits. Either that or they played into it anyways because it's good radio. I actually think Benjy had a point. If Booey just wanted a hypothetical person to have herpes, he could have used himself.
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prefect posted:I actually think Benjy had a point. If Booey just wanted a hypothetical person to have herpes, he could have used himself. Benjy lost all ability to complain about being associated with STDs when he ate out that bachelor party hooker with a cookie wrapper.
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Benjy is basically a glorified GBS goon with an Andy Kaufmann flavor to it. He could be funny, he just doesn't know how to formulate and execute his ideas. Sure he writes funny throw away lines here and there, but he's just not really good at comedy. His bits outside of and for the show are rarely funny, they've been played and it's been proven.
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prefect posted:I actually think Benjy had a point. If Booey just wanted a hypothetical person to have herpes, he could have used himself. I think even herpe sores would be scared of those lips.
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chiz posted:Benjy is basically a glorified GBS goon with an Andy Kaufmann flavor to it. He could be funny, he just doesn't know how to formulate and execute his ideas. Sure he writes funny throw away lines here and there, but he's just not really good at comedy. Yeah, Benjy is interesting, but not really funny and often falls short. I don't think he "does" much besides witty comments every now and then, he is basically a professional tweeter for Howard.
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prefect posted:I actually think Benjy had a point. If Booey just wanted a hypothetical person to have herpes, he could have used himself. That reminds me of the whole "Hey Boff I got a game. I bet you cant make me mad with one sentence" Howard proceeds to say "Gary you cheat on your wife" Hilarity and Gary ball busting follows. Those were the days.
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hunter x az posted:Howard is a pretty happy guy. Not sure how you feel like you're qualified to psychoanalyze him, but Stern has some of the best fans, and the worst, and you belong in the worst, so why not go post over at SFN about how terrible Stern is, but it's the best that's out there at the moment, and while he's not as good as when he was at his peak, you'll still listen? This poster was basically me three years ago, as a listener to the show. Christ, I actually got memories. You do realize there's a 100:1 chance someone's gonna agree with your posts here, or SFN, right? I'm just saying. I'm not exactly part of a minority, here...
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