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Poque posted:
I don't know no Portuguese.
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T. Fine posted:That's it George. Come on, come on. Give it to me. Come on, work it. Work it. Yeah be a man, be a man. You are a lover boy! I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE!!!
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Dec 7, 2011 18:11
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T. Fine posted:That's it George. Come on, come on. Give it to me. Come on, work it. Work it. Yeah be a man, be a man. You are a lover boy! Ok, we got your strawberries, your chocolate sauce, your pastrami on rye with mustard, your honey....
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Dec 7, 2011 18:31
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DrBouvenstein posted:Ok, we got your strawberries, your chocolate sauce, your pastrami on rye with mustard, your honey.... Maybe it was Ghostbusters 
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Dec 7, 2011 18:37
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DrBouvenstein posted:Ok, we got your strawberries, your chocolate sauce, your pastrami on rye with mustard, your honey.... I find pastrami to be the most...sensual of all the salted cured meats 
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Dec 7, 2011 18:40
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T. Fine posted:That's it George. Come on, come on. Give it to me. Come on, work it. Work it. Yeah be a man, be a man. You are a lover boy! He said the key word was tasteful. 
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Dec 7, 2011 19:20
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I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Ah, I can't, dammit.
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Dec 7, 2011 21:11
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safety dan posted:He said the key word was tasteful. What? So what? It's a nipple. A little brown circular protuberance. What's the big deal? See everybody's got them. See I got them. [a gif that Poque is going to make of Jerry & Kramer lifting their shirts goes here. Season 4, ep. 13, The Pick. thank you friend.]
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Dec 7, 2011 22:00
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T. Fine posted:What? So what? It's a nipple. A little brown circular protuberance. What's the big deal? See everybody's got them. See I got them. Kramer. Saw me naked. Jeeeerrryyyyy, How can I Liiiiiiiiiiiiiive?
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Dec 7, 2011 23:01
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potee posted:I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Ah, I can't, dammit. At the restaurant I work at, we ran out of ginger ale syrup one night, and my manager said to mix Coke and Sprite! 
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Dec 7, 2011 23:19
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So I sat there for a while, 20 minutes, an hour...
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Then each of us would only have to be like a half-man. That sounds about right! ChickenMedium fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Dec 8, 2011 |
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Dec 8, 2011 00:47
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potee posted:I had pony! And you're gonna need it.
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Dec 8, 2011 01:30
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And a poorly made one. Even by rat hat standards.
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Dec 8, 2011 02:37
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Supreme Allah posted:And a poorly made one. Even by rat hat standards. *knock knock* Are these alive? *knock*
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Dec 8, 2011 03:35
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 Poor George. The whole world is out to get him.
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Dec 8, 2011 05:51
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Capt. Sticl posted:Kramer. Saw me naked. Jeeeerrryyyyy, How can I Liiiiiiiiiiiiiive? Some googling tells me this is from The Truth, but I have no memory of this whatsoever. Then again, they edit the hell out of every episode in syndication, so maybe they cut it out.
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Dec 8, 2011 06:04
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I was searching youtube for some Vandelay Industries scenes and I came across this guy that makes movie trailers cut up from Seinfeld. There's a bunch of them on there. Kramerica is my favorite one out of the bunch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJI8BkNYOJY&feature=related The Human Fund is a feel good movie of the year type http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evAljjApeMg&feature=related
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Dec 8, 2011 06:34
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Kramerica may have the most complicated plot of any movie ever made.
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Sash! posted:Kramerica may have the most complicated plot of any movie ever made. I lost it when the
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T. Fine posted:[a gif that Poque is going to make of Jerry & Kramer lifting their shirts goes here. Season 4, ep. 13, The Pick. thank you friend.]   
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Dec 8, 2011 07:41
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Jerusalem posted:I lost it when the For me it was the doors opening to reveal the Soup Nazi. That was loving brilliant.
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Dec 8, 2011 07:44
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George: Stand back and watch the magic. *uselessly hits buttons on phone* Elaine: Dial 9, Merlin.
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Dec 8, 2011 07:55
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No thank you. I don't want coffee. It keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee. I said this to her.
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Dec 9, 2011 03:54
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Supreme Allah posted:No thank you. I don't want coffee. People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live.
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Dec 9, 2011 05:12
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The only way I could possibly explain this is by saying that I am actually Batman, and I have just seen the Batsignal light up in the sky.
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Dec 9, 2011 05:54
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Hi, Mister Pitt! Is Elaine there?
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Dec 9, 2011 06:27
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Poque posted:Hi, Mister Pitt! Is Elaine there? Heeeey! A dinosaur!
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Dec 9, 2011 07:47
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So please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.
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Dec 9, 2011 16:58
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I'm volunteering at this promotional booth for work tomorrow, and a few days ago when I remembered that I had signed up a while back, I was kind of bunmmed until I found out that this event is Festivus themed. It's the Freret Street Market here in New Orleans, and they're calling this one "Freretstivus". They're going to have an unadorned aluminum pole on display, a Feats Of Strength event, an Airing Of Grievances, a regifting booth and a "serenity now" booth. I read the e-mail describing all that and now I'm actually pretty excited to work it.
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Dec 9, 2011 17:04
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I'm volunteering at this promotional booth for work tomorrow, and a few days ago when I remembered that I had signed up a while back, I was kind of bunmmed until I found out that this event is Festivus themed. How do you know when it's over? Who gets pinned?
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Dec 9, 2011 17:10
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Mr. Banana Grabber posted:How do you know when it's over? Who gets pinned? Good question! I think the event is put on by this husband and wife duo, so I guess when both of them get pinned, we can all go home.
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Dec 9, 2011 17:14
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I made my parents a Festivus Pole about five or six years ago, and they thought it was funny at first and put it out, but about three years ago they quit taking it out. I always have to go dig around in the attic when I go over there to find it, and this year they had a bunch of stuff piled up in front of the access door. My dad had really hidden the Pole well, too. I decided that that was a grievance that needed airing when I had finally gotten it set back up in the middle of the living room. They didn't think that it was as funny as I did.
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Dec 9, 2011 17:23
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The Human Cow posted:I made my parents a Festivus Pole about five or six years ago, and they thought it was funny at first and put it out, but about three years ago they quit taking it out. I always have to go dig around in the attic when I go over there to find it, and this year they had a bunch of stuff piled up in front of the access door. My dad had really hidden the Pole well, too. I decided that that was a grievance that needed airing when I had finally gotten it set back up in the middle of the living room. They didn't think that it was as funny as I did. Were you able to ultimately prove your point by pinning your father?
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Dec 9, 2011 20:01
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The Human Cow posted:I made my parents a Festivus Pole about five or six years ago, and they thought it was funny at first and put it out, but about three years ago they quit taking it out. I always have to go dig around in the attic when I go over there to find it, and this year they had a bunch of stuff piled up in front of the access door. My dad had really hidden the Pole well, too. I decided that that was a grievance that needed airing when I had finally gotten it set back up in the middle of the living room. They didn't think that it was as funny as I did. That's why you keep it in the crawlspace, duh!
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Dec 9, 2011 20:24
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Oh come on, what do you care. You know where you're going.
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Dec 11, 2011 01:46
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As I rained blows upon goons, I realized there had to be another way.
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Dec 11, 2011 03:05
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IS THIS SEINFELD'S VAN? SEINFELD'S VAN! SEINFELD'S VAN!
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Dec 11, 2011 04:30
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Criminal Minded posted:IS THIS SEINFELD'S VAN? SEINFELD'S VAN! SEINFELD'S VAN! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!!
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Boy, were there a lot of dogs on that route.
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