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Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
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Nilbop posted:

Oh for goodness sake.

Hanzel and Gretel had children pushing an old lady into an oven. People need to take a step back when they start saying things like "the violent decapitation of the goblin king", because it's anything but. His head comes off and that's it. The act itself is not wickedly or gruesomely described, and that's very important in stories for children (and everybody else). Tolkien doesn't turn it into some Hostel-esque gore-porn with Gandalf twirling the Goblin's eyestalk around his fingers while he salivates at the mouth. It's an adventure, and kids get what that means from a very young age.

That's true, however the LoTR movies were full of quite visceral violence, and I would be surprised if the Hobbit didn't have a similar level of blood and guts. Peter Jackson loves blood and guts.

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Also a lot of people watched Terminator and Robocop when they were kids. Heck, they marketed Robocop toys for children.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
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Mu Zeta posted:

Also a lot of people watched Terminator and Robocop when they were kids. Heck, they marketed Robocop toys for children.

How is this relevant? I'm not saying it's good or bad, but the violence of the LoTR movies is one of the more obvious differences from the books and is worthy of discussion.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Nilbop posted:

Oh for goodness sake.

Hanzel and Gretel had children pushing an old lady into an oven. People need to take a step back when they start saying things like "the violent decapitation of the goblin king", because it's anything but. His head comes off and that's it. The act itself is not wickedly or gruesomely described, and that's very important in stories for children (and everybody else). Tolkien doesn't turn it into some Hostel-esque gore-porn with Gandalf twirling the Goblin's eyestalk around his fingers while he salivates at the mouth. It's an adventure, and kids get what that means from a very young age.

Thank you!

Kids these days need to see fantastical stuff like this -- we're coddling the gently caress out of children these days.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Nilbop posted:

Oh for goodness sake.

Hanzel and Gretel had children pushing an old lady into an oven.

And look how normal Germanic tribes' children turned out.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

The Hobbit was very violent for a children's story considering you have the violent decapitation of the goblin king, wolves and goblins being burned alive, Bilbo stabbing the poo poo out of an army of giant spiders, the Battle of the Goddamned Five Armies, not to mention Smaug razing an entire town to the ground, along with all the horrible burning deaths that would seemingly imply

It's a book for goony spergspawn that like to read about things that stab other things, so let's not pretend this is Telletubbies that we're dealing with here.

drat, I didn't know we were meant to be spoilering things. I'll edit my post.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

exquisite tea posted:

It's not a particularly "realistic" sword fight (the actors stand way too close together) but it is a well-shot and compelling sequence that is illustrative of the entire movie's themes as a whole. It's nice that the actors actually show signs of fatigue and there's a sense of weight and proportion to actually swinging the sword, unlike 99% of what we see where people just flail them around effortlessly. Swordplay is interesting enough on its own without the director inserting 100 spastic cuts everywhere.

This is interesting, what are some examples of films with really realistic sword fighting?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

ToastyPotato posted:

This is interesting, what are some examples of films with really realistic sword fighting?

Would Macbeth be one?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

ToastyPotato posted:

This is interesting, what are some examples of films with really realistic sword fighting?

I don't know much about sword fighting, but I imagine that the duel from Seven Samurai is pretty realistic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCXhHOEWZfA

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Supreme Allah posted:

Then he was awesome. The Man in Black vs Inigo Montoya on the Cliffs of Insanity is the best fight.

And the fights develop the characters instead of just being focused completely on fancy choreography.

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
what's loving awesome is this: i type "annatar" into wikipedia and the article on sauron pops up. that is so cool.

i might have missed this part in the thread, but gently caress we're going to have dol guldur and its necromancer in this movie, are we not?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Twat McTwatterson posted:

what's loving awesome is this: i type "annatar" into wikipedia and the article on sauron pops up. that is so cool.

i might have missed this part in the thread, but gently caress we're going to have dol guldur and its necromancer in this movie, are we not?

For those who want to know is yes and the Necromancer is played by Sherlock who also voiced Smaug

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
awesome.

dol goldur is the reason that the 5 istari are sent to middle-earth in the first place. they are there to investigate. you've got gandalf, radagast, saruman... and the two others? i think tolkien names them and mentions that they go into the southeast, into harad and rhur.

is there any other information known on the other two wizards? i forget their original colors, too. blue and something?

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Twat McTwatterson posted:

awesome.

dol goldur is the reason that the 5 istari are sent to middle-earth in the first place. they are there to investigate. you've got gandalf, radagast, saruman... and the two others? i think tolkien names them and mentions that they go into the southeast, into harad and rhur.

is there any other information known on the other two wizards? i forget their original colors, too. blue and something?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Wizards

Alatar and Pallando are their names. They are both Blue Wizards. (Awkwaard!) I doubt they will appear in The Hobbit because they were sent to do their wizardy stuff in the East, as you say.

Kemchimikemkem
Dec 22, 2011

It's a win win, better grin a big grin :D
A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still- dunno
So pumped to see Dol Guldur, the Necromancer and (I think this is in) his eviction from the place. And I'm frankly glad the BBC Sherlock guy is only voice acting, cause I think he looks funny, but he's got a great voice. Looking forward to see his take on the roles. And lol at Watson being Bilbo.

Yeah, I remember those two wizards worked in the East, but they might make an appearance when Gandalf convenes the wizard council to discuss the Necromancer threat. It would be cool to see them all together, and to actually hear the word Istari and perhaps get a bit of explanation on what the wizards are (for the non-Tolkienites).

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Alas, the Blue Wizards weren't members of the White Council. However, Wikipedia says Glorfindel may have been a member so here's hoping he makes an appearance after his absence in Fellowship of the Ring.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
Indeed. The White Council is basically a who's-who of the most powerful (non-evil) beings in Middle-earth. As a veteran of The Battle of Unnumbered Tears, Glorfindel has been through the sorts of ridiculously epic poo poo that would make the War of the Ring look like a playground scuffle. He's so hardcore, he was even killing Balrogs (and getting killed by them and subsequently resurrected) way before Gandalf made it mainstream.

I too was gutted when he was left out of the films, but the non-spergy part of my brain sees the logic in replacing him with Arwen.

I really hope we actually get to see these types of people going apeshit on Dol Guldur because we didn't really get to see that sort of stuff in the LotR films (the Guinness horses and Galadriel's radioactive spazz-out was about as close as it got).

Iacen
Mar 19, 2009

Si vis pacem, para bellum



bobkatt013 posted:

For those who want to know is yes and the Necromancer is played by Sherlock who also voiced Smaug

I have no idea what that means.

Edit: Googled around. Is he a good actor?

Iacen fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jan 4, 2012

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Iacen posted:

I have no idea what that means.

Edit: Googled around. Is he a good actor?

All I know him from is BBC's Sherlock, and by god he's brilliant in that.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Iacen posted:

I have no idea what that means.

Edit: Googled around. Is he a good actor?

Ian McKellan saw his screentest for Smaug and was absolutely blown away by it. Ian McKellan was blown away, that's how good he is. He's so good that the film-makers decided that they only needed to cast one person to play both of the most iconic villains in Tolkien's legendarium.

And yes, watch Sherlock. Now. It's pretty much the best thing.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jan 4, 2012

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


ToastyPotato posted:

This is interesting, what are some examples of films with really realistic sword fighting?

I don't know if there are any, really. I suppose the Seven Samurai example is a good one because the combatants keep their distance and don't spend a long time engaging, making just a few calculated strikes. It's common sense: if you're in a swordfight, you want to keep the maximum space your weapon will allow. You're not going to be standing toe to toe with your opponent because it's dangerous as hell to stay near a bladed weapon for that long. Another thing you don't see too often in scripted sword fights is the use of hands. Your non-weapon carrying hand is almost as useful a weapon as the sword itself, and can be used to disarm, to block the opponent's arm motion, to grab, and to strike. Rob Roy does convey the weight and effort of swinging the blade at least, but that's another thing that movies don't have for the sake of entertainment. You watch LOTR and the main characters seem to never tire of beating down the bad guys. Understand that I'm not saying films should adhere to how an actual swordfight would play out, because nobody has seen one for hundreds of years and certain liberties must be taken. Obviously it would not be as thrilling to have two duelists standing far apart, lunging in for a few strikes and then carefully backing away. But those thrilling choreographed fights in film would be rather unpractical (and unsafe!) in reality.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Hedrigall posted:

All I know him from is BBC's Sherlock, and by god he's brilliant in that.

He was great in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy too. He's just generally excellent.

Iacen
Mar 19, 2009

Si vis pacem, para bellum



Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:


And yes, watch Sherlock. Now. It's pretty much the best thing.

I've seen one episode and didn't like it. Not the actors (though I can't for the life of me even remember how that guy talked, behaved or acted) but the setting, I think. Something just prompted me to turn off the television.

But hell, if the guy is so good as you say, I'll try to borrow Sherlock from someone.

the Bunt
Sep 24, 2007

YOUR GOLDEN MAGNETIC LIGHT
Twilight Samurai has a pretty drat realistic feeling swordfight at the end.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love in the books when they suggest adding Glorfindel to the Fellowship and Gandalf (loving GANDALF!) pretty much says,"Are you kidding me? Put Glorfindel on the team and Sauron is going to make a loving beeline right for us because he'll know something HUGE is going on."

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Indeed. The White Council is basically a who's-who of the most powerful (non-evil) beings in Middle-earth. As a veteran of The Battle of Unnumbered Tears, Glorfindel has been through the sorts of ridiculously epic poo poo that would make the War of the Ring look like a playground scuffle. He's so hardcore, he was even killing Balrogs (and getting killed by them and subsequently resurrected) way before Gandalf made it mainstream.

I too was gutted when he was left out of the films, but the non-spergy part of my brain sees the logic in replacing him with Arwen.

I really hope we actually get to see these types of people going apeshit on Dol Guldur because we didn't really get to see that sort of stuff in the LotR films (the Guinness horses and Galadriel's radioactive spazz-out was about as close as it got).

Was Glorfindel's resurrection and return to Middle Earth an established fact or something Tolkien was mulling around in his head to maybe explain why he used the same name twice?

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

FrensaGeran posted:

Was Glorfindel's resurrection and return to Middle Earth an established fact or something Tolkien was mulling around in his head to maybe explain why he used the same name twice?

Wiki says it was one of the last things he wrote about.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
I just love Glorfindel's name. I think it's the "glorf" in there. Glorf glorf glorf. You never get to say that normally.

And if anyone's interested in how Benedict Cumberbatch (another sinfully delicious name!) will sound on the big screen, here's him reading Jabberwocky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsekSA34j7s

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
The voice of Smaug in the animated film appropriately sounded like a heavy-set bearded axe warrior, Cumberbatch sounds more like a Vincent Price evil wizard there. Perfect for the Necromancer, but I dunno about Smaug. Who knows, maybe he can do "heavy" too but that's not what I'm hearing in that sample.

Super.Jesus
Oct 20, 2011

Nilbop posted:

I just love Glorfindel's name. I think it's the "glorf" in there. Glorf glorf glorf. You never get to say that normally.

And if anyone's interested in how Benedict Cumberbatch (another sinfully delicious name!) will sound on the big screen, here's him reading Jabberwocky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsekSA34j7s


Wow. Close you eyes and imagine it's a smug dragon talking. He's perfect.

Kemchimikemkem posted:

Not more graphic violence. More believable violence. Don't confuse the two. LOTR already has decapitations, orc's with blades coming through their chests, and the gore wouldn't have to top that. Just no more of the damned arm-pit stabs. And a bit more blood spray, just a little.

Actually, I'd like more arm-pit stabs and less sword cleaving gratuitously through butter armor. Chainmail and plate armor stop blades. All the time. You literally can't slash through them and you can't stab through them (debatable for butted chainmail, which is historically not used).

Super.Jesus fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jan 5, 2012

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Steve Yun posted:

The voice of Smaug in the animated film appropriately sounded like a heavy-set bearded axe warrior, Cumberbatch sounds more like a Vincent Price evil wizard there. Perfect for the Necromancer, but I dunno about Smaug. Who knows, maybe he can do "heavy" too but that's not what I'm hearing in that sample.

I disagree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlR_UEs4q9g

This is crap. In fact I intensely disliked every voice Rankin Bass vomited into our ears, but this one in particular bugged me. Smaug is not a drill boss from the American midwest. I don't know what I expected him to sound like, but this isn't it.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

FrensaGeran posted:

Was Glorfindel's resurrection and return to Middle Earth an established fact or something Tolkien was mulling around in his head to maybe explain why he used the same name twice?

Just something he came up with later to explain why he messed up. Whatever the 'truth', I like the idea that the Glorfindel we meet in LotR is the same badass who was around in the First Age.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Nilbop posted:

And if anyone's interested in how Benedict Cumberbatch (another sinfully delicious name!) will sound on the big screen, here's him reading Jabberwocky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsekSA34j7s

This is going to be the coolest thing ever

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

FrensaGeran posted:

Was Glorfindel's resurrection and return to Middle Earth an established fact or something Tolkien was mulling around in his head to maybe explain why he used the same name twice?

It's because Glorfindel is so goddamn powerful, that even when Tolkien killed him off in the First Age, the Glorfmeister transcended the medium of fiction and possessed Tolkien to include him chilling in Rivendell when he wrote LotR. One morning, many years after the publication of LotR, Tolkien suddenly realised what had happened, and once he'd finished sharting his pantaloons, proceeded to frantically "discover" a story about how The Glorf was resurrected after his epic death and explaining why he was still at large in LotR.

Jerusalem posted:

I love in the books when they suggest adding Glorfindel to the Fellowship and Gandalf (loving GANDALF!) pretty much says,"Are you kidding me? Put Glorfindel on the team and Sauron is going to make a loving beeline right for us because he'll know something HUGE is going on."

Haha, I remember that. In fact, that reminds me of this bit (I'm just gonna lazily copy from the Tolkien wiki): "Elrond had chosen him partially because Glorfindel did not fear the Ringwraiths, as he had great presence in both the Seen and Unseen worlds. While on his perilous mission the Ringwraiths avoided him; he met five of them, and they fled at his presence."

Dude just strolls through the Wraith-world and is all like "'sup, wraith-dudes". Glorfindel would basically have been a cheat code for the Fellowship, but as Gandalf said, Sauron would see that bullshit coming and would not be amused.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles fucked around with this message at 11:42 on Jan 5, 2012

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Hedrigall posted:

All I know him from is BBC's Sherlock, and by god he's brilliant in that.

The second season just started if anyone wants to check it out. He's doing a great job of playing Sherlock as having been more "humanized" by his friendship with Watson. For a man who places little stock in emotions, Cumberbatch's Sherlock hits some genuine ones at various points in the first episode.

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
I made a cool Glorfindel wallpaper for your computer desktops, I hope you Glorfindel fans will love it.

Red Robin Hood
Jun 24, 2008


Buglord

TheBuilder posted:

I made a cool Glorfindel wallpaper for your computer desktops, I hope you Glorfindel fans will love it.



All I can think of is V for Vendetta :blush:

and is your desktop really 1024x768?!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

He's going for that vintage 2002 feel.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Red Robin Hood posted:

All I can think of is V for Vendetta :blush:

and is your desktop really 1024x768?!

The desktop I'm on now is. I never left 2002.

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Red Robin Hood
Jun 24, 2008


Buglord

Octy posted:

The desktop I'm on now is. I never left 2002.

How do you do it? :negative:

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