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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

SamBishop posted:

Arrrrgh, Pizza Hut is back with their ANY* pizza for $10 bullshit.

No, it's not any crust (stuffed is extra) or any topppings (cheese is extra). gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you, I don't know how that's allowed when it's a flat-out lie.

No, you see the "pizza" itself is just the concept and you get that for 10 bucks. Want to put poo poo on it? Well, that's extra!

Also there's a local place called The Pie whose pizza is absolutely king poo poo. They were so popular that they added some new locations out in the 'burbs, but the original is downstairs across the street from the University of Utah. Graffiti all over the walls (you're encouraged to do so), beer on tap, has a candle/rack to keep your pie warm and still has a pinball machine and a jukebox. http://www.thepie.com/ If you're ever in Salt Lake go there, you will not regret it.

edit: hah, you can mail order it now.

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MoonTuna
Feb 11, 2011

by angerbot

100 Years in Iraq posted:

No, you see the "pizza" itself is just the concept and you get that for 10 bucks. Want to put poo poo on it? Well, that's extra!

Also there's a local place called The Pie whose pizza is absolutely king poo poo. They were so popular that they added some new locations out in the 'burbs, but the original is downstairs across the street from the University of Utah. Graffiti all over the walls (you're encouraged to do so), beer on tap, has a candle/rack to keep your pie warm and still has a pinball machine and a jukebox. http://www.thepie.com/ If you're ever in Salt Lake go there, you will not regret it.

edit: hah, you can mail order it now.

I dunno man, I would be creeped out if I was not told all the locations have webcams.

http://www.thepie.com/webcams

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

MoonTuna posted:

I dunno man, I would be creeped out if I was not told all the locations have webcams.

http://www.thepie.com/webcams

At least they're telling you :tinfoil:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 40 days!
I'm not sure which I'm more irritated by in the "my little bundle" Vonage commercial:

A)the fact that even though the woman plainly and clearly says they need to get rid of their phone bundle and switch to Vonage, the guy is just too drat busy cooing over the baby to listen and thus a cliched "comedy misunderstanding" ensues

or

B)It's 2012 and they are STILL USING THAT DAMNED "HOO HOO" SONG FROM "KILL BILL". :argh:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Just saw a commercial for one of those for-profit "universities."

It's name?

The University of Maryland University College.


Wait, what? :psyduck:

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Loving Life Partner posted:

It's funny how dumb you are as a kid, wanting a PERSONAL PAN PIZZA! or a Happy Meal because commercials tell you you do.

Then your dad offered to make you a cheeseburger. NO! I WANT MCDONALDS! AND A TOY! Nowadays I'd rather eat vomit than a happy meal. I would strangle someone for one of my dads home made burgers on the grill, the guy is a loving master. :sigh:

When I first saw Eddie Murphy Raw, I was shocked at how accurately the "house burger" bit matched my own childhood. Right down to putting onions in the giant, greasy burger patties.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Just saw a commercial for one of those for-profit "universities."

It's name?

The University of Maryland University College.


Wait, what? :psyduck:

Uh, UMUC is not a for-profit diploma mill, it's on the same campus as College Park and is geared more toward older students who take evening / online classes.

raditts fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jan 11, 2012

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


raditts posted:

Uh, UMUC is not a for-profit diploma mill, it's on the same campus as College Park and is geared more toward older students who take evening / online classes.

Yeah as ridiculous as its name sounds, its a real school. In the same system as UMD, Towson, and Baltimore.

MillionsV
Jun 11, 2010
Has anyone else seen that Green Giant commercial where they show "farmers" wrapping up each individual ear of corn in these special, corn-shaped packages? Something about how they pack all their vegetables fresh?

It's insulting. We all know our corn is harvested by bigass combines, and we're ok with that! Don't coddle my corn, baby.

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Just saw a commercial for one of those for-profit "universities."

It's name?

The University of Maryland University College.


Wait, what? :psyduck:

It's because there's a whole bunch of other UM's. UMB, UMBC, UMCP, UMES, UMUC...

It's actually a really respectable school, as others have said. Not all of the colleges advertised on tv are diploma mills...just most.

penis sandwich
Aug 28, 2004

have some pudding :)

SpacePig posted:

I can't comment on a single place, but I live about 15 minutes outside of Philadelphia, and the pizza definitely gets markedly better the closer you get to the city.

I hope I never have to move too far away from Philly, because the idea of not having any local pizza shops or having bad ones that don't offer cheesesteaks fills me dread.

My dad lived in Northeast Philly for about 10 years, and every time I'd visit him he'd suggest Santucci's. It's seriously some of the best pizza I've ever had, though it's the kind you have to eat right away and not the next day.

I moved into his house when he moved to the burbs, and when he'd visit me he'd suggest Santucci's. Then I moved to South Philly... just as they opened up a Santucci's down here.

hamster_style
Nov 24, 2004
neenjah!
So the TurboTax GPS gripe was back a a few posts, but my particular gripe is this: What kind of rear end in a top hat, who delivers ice sculptures, doesn't have a refrigerated truck to do so?

Also, you guys are really making me crave some pizza.

SamBishop
Jan 10, 2003

100 Years in Iraq posted:

No, you see the "pizza" itself is just the concept and you get that for 10 bucks. Want to put poo poo on it? Well, that's extra!

That's the thing, though; they not only have a dude literally singing about the fact that it's "any" but they scroll words too, with it in ALL CAPS even as the disclaimer basically says "nah, just kidding, we're lying right now - any doesn't really mean any!"

I just figured there would be some truth in advertising group jumping on them for that. Silly me.

Mr. Clark2
Sep 17, 2003

Rocco sez: Oh man, what a bummer. Woof.

This commercial for Vista Ford: http://youtu.be/8F6tyziOWY4
Fat, non-athletic 'quarterback' passes the ball...to himself for a touchdown :iiam: Nice crotch shot about 14-15 seconds in though, almost makes up for the rest of it.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

SamBishop posted:

That's the thing, though; they not only have a dude literally singing about the fact that it's "any" but they scroll words too, with it in ALL CAPS even as the disclaimer basically says "nah, just kidding, we're lying right now - any doesn't really mean any!"

I just figured there would be some truth in advertising group jumping on them for that. Silly me.

Yeah, expecting real honesty in advertising is pretty naive nowadays. Except those Native American payday loan places. "We're loving you completely, but if you're really desperate come see us!"

SubponticatePoster fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Jan 11, 2012

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

Oo la la. Oo la la lala.

gently caress you special k

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
That thing where McDonald's tried to correlate 'egg mcmuffin' with something excellent is irritating as hell.

Zifnab
Aug 21, 2005

Hope Springs Eternal

jojoinnit posted:

That thing where McDonald's tried to correlate 'egg mcmuffin' with something excellent is irritating as hell.

You are the egg mcmuffin of posters

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.

bull3964 posted:

Living around Pittsburgh with our huge Italian population, it's foreign to me to think there aren't non-chain Pizza places around.

I have at least a half dozen within a 2 mile radius of my house and I live in the suburbs.

We randomly found Mineo's about 10 years ago.

Its easily my favorite pizza.

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions
There's something very creepy about the Snapshot from Progressive commercial.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
The spot for Progresso soups where the guy is trying to propose to his girlfriend over a meal of canned soup makes me irrationally furious.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Did anybody else briefly think the commercial for that new movie where the guy can force push stuff was a Pringles commercial?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




This one that's currently running for Time Warner Cable in my area pisses me off to no end:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWNTyXq3XIQ

Bitch shouldn't have her cell phone in a jury deliberation room. :colbert:

Meowjesty
Oct 23, 2009

Friends depend on each other.
The 'take a sheet' commercials are terrible.

Why would you want me to associate your product with poo poo, you silly advertising people?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I kind of want to kill, cook and eat anyone who was involved with the Consumer Cellular commercial.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Rhyno posted:

I kind of want to kill, cook and eat anyone who was involved with the Consumer Cellular commercial.

Is that the twins?

Hey ugly!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Whoah do you have 20s on those?!?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I'm getting pretty sick of the commercials for that Chronicle movie. I thought the "young adults with powers" genre was completely played out but I guess not!

Also, I recently saw a commercial for some new lego ninja cartoon. That fact that it's such a blatant 30 minute toy ad is sort of annoying, but apparently the ninjas all have names like Biff, Cole and Skyler. What :psyduck:

100 Years in Iraq posted:

Yeah, expecting real honesty in advertising is pretty naive nowadays. Except those Native American payday loan places. "We're loving you completely, but if you're really desperate come see us!"

Do you have a link to this? I kind of want to see it.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
The AT&T commercial with the guy checking his phone for NFL updates while on a date.

It was mildly annoying, being played many times during any game, but then I had an epiphany..



edit: Goin' hogwild with MSPaint.

Victor Vermis fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jan 16, 2012

arkmedes
Jun 24, 2009
This has probably been discussed ad nauseum, but this thread really begins and ends with the Dr. Pepper 10 commercial and it's TEN MANLY CALORIES.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

arkmedes posted:

This has probably been discussed ad nauseum, but this thread really begins and ends with the Dr. Pepper 10 commercial and it's TEN MANLY CALORIES.

It's a fun thought experiment to try and imagine what it's like being so insecure that that commercial actually appeals to you.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Mooseontheloose posted:

Is that the twins?

Hey ugly!

I hate it so much. Is it that hard to find real twins?

Mikael Kreoss
Feb 13, 2011

by Fistgrrl

100 Years in Iraq posted:

No, you see the "pizza" itself is just the concept and you get that for 10 bucks. Want to put poo poo on it? Well, that's extra!

Also there's a local place called The Pie whose pizza is absolutely king poo poo. They were so popular that they added some new locations out in the 'burbs, but the original is downstairs across the street from the University of Utah. Graffiti all over the walls (you're encouraged to do so), beer on tap, has a candle/rack to keep your pie warm and still has a pinball machine and a jukebox. http://www.thepie.com/ If you're ever in Salt Lake go there, you will not regret it.

edit: hah, you can mail order it now.

Gonna eat that Pie when I'm up in SLC. Down here in Utah County, there's a place called Wiseguyz. It's utter poo poo if you get generic pepperoni or whatever, but their specialty pizzas are loving amazing. Plus the local schools do a buy one get one half off card (good for a whole year, and with other poo poo on it too) for $20.

So yeah.

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

The Moon Monster posted:

It's a fun thought experiment to try and imagine what it's like being so insecure that that commercial actually appeals to you.

Bought this by mistake.

It is terrible.

DP's hopes must be that others will be as blind as I was.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Why would I ever want to cook meals for myself when can eat MEXICAN FAST FOOD?!

Insult Comic Barbie
Apr 21, 2010

My Little Puni posted:

Oo la la. Oo la la lala.

gently caress you special k

The great thing about Special K is that they stole their "positivity scale" from a fat acceptance advocate who is vehemently anti-diet: http://voluptuart.com/riot-frrl-yay-scale-teen-p-1051.html?zenid=d1854217a161826b2efbf559b302b9d5

I wish she'd sue, if only because Special K commercials make me vaguely homicidal.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
Is about to die!

Rhyno posted:

I hate it so much. Is it that hard to find real twins?

Also the idea in it that what is funny is that one twin asks the other 'when were you going to tell me?' and the first one rings his doorbell. Haha, it's funny he's going to tell him right now, get it?! But he had already told him about it. On the phone. Immediately after getting it. Argh. I realise some people might interpret it as it is funny because he had already told him on the phone, but that's clearly not what the commercial is going for by having him ring the doorbell at that moment, in which case the joke makes no sense.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

I'M MEXICAN AND I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS PLACE WITH MEXICAN FOOD THAT'S WHY I USE WORDS LIKE "FAMILIA" AND "NOVELLA" BECAUSE I'M MEXICAN AND OTHER MEXICANS SHOULD EAT HERE TOO

I realize the legitimacy of using a spokesperson of the ethnicity you're targeting, but goddamn if it doesn't rub me the wrong way. It's like if KFC or Popeye's only targeted black people instead of realizing that everyone and their mum loves good fried chicken and assorted sides with biscuits.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Every now and then when I [spanish word] I like to eat [spanish word] with extra [spanish word]

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

SpazmasterX posted:

I'M MEXICAN AND I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS PLACE WITH MEXICAN FOOD THAT'S WHY I USE WORDS LIKE "FAMILIA" AND "NOVELLA" BECAUSE I'M MEXICAN AND OTHER MEXICANS SHOULD EAT HERE TOO

I realize the legitimacy of using a spokesperson of the ethnicity you're targeting, but goddamn if it doesn't rub me the wrong way. It's like if KFC or Popeye's only targeted black people instead of realizing that everyone and their mum loves good fried chicken and assorted sides with biscuits.

I remember Popeye's had an ad a while back with a bunch of people eating chicken in a dance club (for some reason), and at one point they re-edited it to splice in more white faces just so it wouldn't come off wrong.

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SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Maxwell Lord posted:

I remember Popeye's had an ad a while back with a bunch of people eating chicken in a dance club (for some reason)

I don't know about you, but I always pick up a bucket before I go clubbing. :confused:

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