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Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

duTrieux posted:

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

thyme

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

duTrieux posted:

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

oh i know this one...is it...shaved vulva?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
string, or nothing

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme



:nws: of course

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Shaved_genitalia_%28male%29

:stonk::gizz:

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
Small penis jpg.JPG
491,282 bytes

Ulf
Jul 15, 2001

FOUR COLORS
ONE LOVE
Nap Ghost
Are we still doing these?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_shaped_hill

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
if thats worthless, how do you plan your vacations?

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
we just book the same cruise as your mom

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Abandon posted:

gently caress me

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=John_1

i had a religion professor who brought in some obscure bible translations to class one day, so i emailed her about this as a joke. next class she loaded it up on the projector and made me explain it to everyone :v:

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i had a religion professor who brought in some obscure bible translations to class one day, so i emailed her about this as a joke. next class she loaded it up on the projector and made me explain it to everyone :v:

you had to expect that.

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Lutha Mahtin posted:

i had a religion professor who brought in some obscure bible translations to class one day, so i emailed her about this as a joke. next class she loaded it up on the projector and made me explain it to everyone :v:

owned

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i had a religion professor who brought in some obscure bible translations to class one day, so i emailed her about this as a joke. next class she loaded it up on the projector and made me explain it to everyone :v:
[youtube-reversal-of-fortune]

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Maya_date

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Great_Inventions

Origins

Spock made peace and stopped child labor in China. He is very well known there, and loves to eat tacos. He didn't know that the Chinese were plotting to nuke the Enterprise, and killed John F. Kennedy.

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_notable_LiveJournal_users#Professional_wrestlers

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

ChiralCondensate posted:

[youtube-reversal-of-fortune]

come on you lazy poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wEs9x7G3w

NOTinuyasha
Oct 17, 2006

 
The Great Twist

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

duTrieux posted:

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

entropy

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


NOTinuyasha posted:



Wanna push that back door button

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZm6G4m-T3c

that awful man
Feb 18, 2007

YOSPOS, bitch

NOTinuyasha posted:



my phone has a back door button

it's set to speed-dial your mom

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Tree_of_life.jpg

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
that movie was terrible

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
nature's perfect timetree

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

http://toolserver.org/~dispenser/cgi-bin/rdcheck.py?page=Dyslexia

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Fictional_Microsoft_Companies

Necrofiliate
Apr 3, 2011

C:\>YOURPOST.EXE
ERROR: 0x0BAD
Abort, Retry, Fail?:ovr:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVDA

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Mel99999999999999 posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVDA

didn't need to click because I had "Orgasmo" on vhs

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


According to the blurb for the film, it depicts dual vaginal penetration, and also dual anal penetration, both of which are quite believable and well documented practices, but not both at once. Putting two penis-sized objects into each orifice of the receptive partner is not the problem, given someone used to dilating themselves to that degree, and large amounts of lubricant. The problem is geometry. Think about it: where do all four male performer's pelvises go in a hypothetical DVDA? -- Karada 16:27, 31 Jul 2004 (UTC)

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Nevergirls posted:

According to the blurb for the film, it depicts dual vaginal penetration, and also dual anal penetration, both of which are quite believable and well documented practices, but not both at once. Putting two penis-sized objects into each orifice of the receptive partner is not the problem, given someone used to dilating themselves to that degree, and large amounts of lubricant. The problem is geometry. Think about it: where do all four male performer's pelvises go in a hypothetical DVDA? -- Karada 16:27, 31 Jul 2004 (UTC)

quantum dickonomics

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

Nevergirls posted:

Think about it: where do all four male performer's pelvises go in a hypothetical DVDA? -- Karada 16:27, 31 Jul 2004 (UTC)

ok, i will think about it.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



mr_jim posted:

ok, i will think about it.

im thinkin about the legs. maybe theyre all gymnasts!

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

or amputees. 4 dicks no legs

think about it

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Sniep posted:

BEEP BOOP KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

A DUCK AND A PIDGEON

A DUCK AND A PIDGEON WHO?

PARITY ERR ... 3289
PARITY ERR ... 89239
PARITY ERR ... 23832
PARITY ERR ... 11102
PARITY ERR ... 39382
PARTIY ERR ???
PARITY ERR ... 67777
PARITY ERR RECOVERED
PARITY

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Nevergirls posted:

According to the blurb for the film, it depicts dual vaginal penetration, and also dual anal penetration, both of which are quite believable and well documented practices, but not both at once. Putting two penis-sized objects into each orifice of the receptive partner is not the problem, given someone used to dilating themselves to that degree, and large amounts of lubricant. The problem is geometry. Think about it: where do all four male performer's pelvises go in a hypothetical DVDA? -- Karada 16:27, 31 Jul 2004 (UTC)

Typical homosapien-normative attitude thinking it needs to be four human penises :rolleyes:

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

Does anyone know where the name "space jam" came from? I'd sort of assumed it was some basketball terminology, but it's not listed on the disambiguation page. It would be useful to add to the article if we know. -mattbuck (Talk) 14:51, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt_%28disambiguation%29

People:

Sharon Osbourne
James Corden
Chris Martin
Thom Yorke
Justin Bieber
Dom Joly
Zakk Wylde
Simon Price
Tinchy Stryder
Mark Ronson
Kate Garraway
Jon Culshaw
Steve Tyler
Desmond Child
Piers Morgan (See also: "Cuntricide"- killing Piers Morgan)
Everybody involved with Strictly Come Dancing
Everybody involved with The X Factor
Everybody involved with Britain's Got Talent

Groups:

JLS
Glee
The Wanted
Coldplay
Take That
Radiohead
Def Leppard

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
who put take that in there. robbie williams owns

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

spongeh
Mar 22, 2009

BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION

Luigi Thirty posted:



good idea but lazy execution

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Hamboning
May 2, 2010

duTrieux posted:

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

my dick

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