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Disappointing Pie
Feb 7, 2006
Words cannot describe what a disaster the pie was.
Maybe a partnership with something like Machinima realm on YouTube?

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I know I say this every time but I'm really excited for one of the episodes we've got in the pipeline. It's an episode that no one has requested but that's because people didn't realize how awesome this episode is.

No, it's not Wagyan Land but that's a great episode too that everyone is going to love.

Mayor McCheese
Sep 20, 2004

Everyone is a mayor... Someday..
Lipstick Apathy

Random Stranger posted:

I know I say this every time but I'm really excited for one of the episodes we've got in the pipeline. It's an episode that no one has requested but that's because people didn't realize how awesome this episode is.

No, it's not Wagyan Land but that's a great episode too that everyone is going to love.

I'm hoping this is going to be another dating sim.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!


Like youve got room to talk, rear end in a top hat.

Shock Trooper
Oct 24, 2006

TERROR BALTIMORE
Man, look at all these new posts, I bet another new episode got released!




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....oh......

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Shock Trooper posted:

Man, look at all these new posts, I bet another new episode got released!




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....oh......

Hey, a new episode did get released. And there was big news about the show.

Gutcruncher posted:



Like youve got room to talk, rear end in a top hat.

I was going to put together a montage of all the weird Japanese games featured on the show but then I realized it would take hours to assemble that many images.

So instead I made this.

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Shady3011 posted:

Not to keep this going any longer, but this fuckwit is no stranger to being a stupid piece of poo poo.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/five-worst-gaming-2.php

There are no words.

It's inspring in a way though. If this asshat can be given cash moneys to put words to screen, then there's hope for those of us who aren't self-absorbed egoists.

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
After watching the Kato and Ken episode (dear god those faces) I'm way more appreciative of the ways you guys handle the subbing. At times the episode became a mess to read because Nihon didn't do things like blackout the japanese text or selectively decide what to translate on screen. Using a white on black font didn't help seperating the subs either.

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

cronox2 posted:

After watching the Kato and Ken episode (dear god those faces) I'm way more appreciative of the ways you guys handle the subbing. At times the episode became a mess to read because Nihon didn't do things like blackout the japanese text or selectively decide what to translate on screen. Using a white on black font didn't help seperating the subs either.

The other things that these guys do is that they also try to avoid translator notes. There's been a few times where I've seen translator notes that could have been better handled just by changing the translation in the subtitles and eliminating the need for notes.

The only time I saw something that I could understand was when he was reading the description for the Journey to the West game and he came across "In...dia," because it was an outdated Japanese term for the country. The only thing I could see them doing is something like "Hindu...stan," but I think even then you might still need a gloss, since I don't think your average person knows what Hindustan would refer to off the top of their heads.

The other thing is that Nihon is obsessive about using the Japanese titles for games. Once again, the Journey to the West game that Arino plays, they just literally dump the whole Japanese name into the middle of the subtitles. I don't think they understand that just dumping a large string of nonsense* into the subtitles actually makes it harder for someone to read and understand. That, or they are more concerned about the one nerd who would say "Oh my god, you guys weren't accurate. You should stick to the original Nihongo name, please!"


*To be ironic, I'll make a quick note. I'm aware that it isn't actually nonsense, but to someone who doesn't speak Japanese, seeing a long string of words that I don't understand in an English translation needlessly is nonsense.

Johanz
Nov 3, 2010
Haha, man just started watching the Kato & Ken episode and I so remember playing it back in the day.. But I was so young that I remember that I felt so dirty while playing it because the other character was always peeing and pooping everywhere. It felt very weird I remember, like playing a crazy adult porno game, haha.

And then I also played gory games such as Moonstone but this game just felt so wrong to me, now I really wonder how I could be so prude, haha.

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow
I hope I don't sound stupid, but I downloaded the Kato and Ken episode but it wasn't subtitled. What did I do wrong? :ohdear:

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Wandering Knitter posted:

I hope I don't sound stupid, but I downloaded the Kato and Ken episode but it wasn't subtitled. What did I do wrong? :ohdear:

What media player are you using? Sometimes I have issues with soft-subbed videos unless I use VLC or something.

DiscoJ
Jun 23, 2003

Mayor McCheese posted:

I'm hoping this is going to be another dating sim.

Yeah, those are surprisingly fun to watch and Angelique Trois gave us one of the series' most memorable lines (to me at least).

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Klades
Sep 8, 2011

Apparently for all the trouble he had, Arino missed one of Kato and Ken's bigger dick moves. Or at least, I'd assume that if he fell into something like that they would've played it up and not left it out in editing.

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow

Gutcruncher posted:

What media player are you using? Sometimes I have issues with soft-subbed videos unless I use VLC or something.

I'm using VLC.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Klades posted:

Apparently for all the trouble he had, Arino missed one of Kato and Ken's bigger dick moves. Or at least, I'd assume that if he fell into something like that they would've played it up and not left it out in editing.

2:15. What the hell. :stare: Anyone want to translate what the hint right after this happens is?

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
That is unbelievably cruel. Quest of Ki was very similar. What is it with Japan randomly trying to gently caress you over at the last second?

Kiranamos
Sep 27, 2007

STATUS: SCOTT IS AN IDIOT

Plasquatch posted:

Devil's advocate time:

1. If it wasn't for Kotaku, the Kacho in USA event might not have happened.

2. You are all acting like Gawker themselves produced the official (terrible) English versions (which gives you license to turn this thread into a KOTAK hate-fest). Fuji made them; Gawker just "aired" them. I'll admit that even I wanted to punch Kotaku when I saw their unique interpretation of the Atlantis no Nazo episode. But the fact is that "Retro Game Master" existed long before Gawker showed any interest. Hate the lovely dubs, and hate Kotaku, but don't hate Kotaku because of the lovely dubs.

3. Don't act like this is a magical :filez: pass. Has anyone discussed the possibility that someone else has picked up the rights?

(Item 2 edited to correct massive misinformation on my part.)


What was the "unique interpretation" of the Atlantis no Nazo episode? The original episode was pretty excellent.

zari-gani
Sep 6, 2004

How much do you want it? ;-*

jyrque posted:

2:15. What the hell. :stare: Anyone want to translate what the hint right after this happens is?

"Hammer-gong the palm trees and lamp posts"

Vertigus
Jan 8, 2011

Shock Trooper posted:

Man, look at all these new posts, I bet another new episode got released!




..........




....oh......

People are allowed to discuss things in a discussion forum, dude.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
Can anyone tell me real fast what episode space invaders cx was shown in?

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Crotch Bat posted:

That is unbelievably cruel. Quest of Ki was very similar. What is it with Japan randomly trying to gently caress you over at the last second?

Play through some of the early (hell, some of the LATER) Sierra adventure games and say that again. Ain't nobody got a dick move monopoly in games.

VVV A dick move policy does not constitute a monopoly.

redmercer fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Jan 15, 2012

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009

redmercer posted:

Play through some of the early (hell, some of the LATER) Sierra adventure games and say that again. Ain't nobody got a dick move monopoly in games.
Look at Nintendo's Localisation practices and tell that to me with a straight face.

zari-gani
Sep 6, 2004

How much do you want it? ;-*
Just watched the subbed JJ & Jeff/Kato-chan Ken-chan episode. As usual the subs were adequate, but I still caught a lot of mistranslations where it was clear they didn't comprehend or misheard what was was said. The most amusing mistake was around 44:30 when the producer says a staff needs to hurry (to catch the last train) because he lives in Mount Takao, but TV-Nihon mistook the "san" (mountain) in Takaosan as the honorific "san" (Mr.), and they translated it as "Takao-san needs to go home!" Originally, Arino is surprised to hear a staff member lives so far away, but in the subbed version he's like "Takao-san?!" as though he's surprised to hear Mr. Takao needs to go home.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

zari-gani posted:

"Hammer-gong the palm trees and lamp posts"

Righto. I just thought it was some kind of "haha you need to start all over again" message, considering the player just shuts off the console then. And since the player goes through with it to show everyone I thought it was somehow relevant. But having to start all over again is harsh enough without rubbing it in, I guess.

jyrque fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jan 15, 2012

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Stefan Prodan posted:

Can anyone tell me real fast what episode space invaders cx was shown in?

The best look at it was in the Legacy of the Wizard episode (69, I think).

Wandering Knitter, you did get the episode from TV Nihon's torrent and not from another source, correct?

rdbbb
Jul 26, 2011

Cemetry Gator posted:


The other thing is that Nihon is obsessive about using the Japanese titles for games.

ZEBIUS ZEBIUS ZEBIUS

DiscoJ posted:

Yeah, those are surprisingly fun to watch and Angelique Trois gave us one of the series' most memorable lines (to me at least).


Unfortunately there are no dating sims after those two.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

rdbbb posted:

ZEBIUS ZEBIUS ZEBIUS


Unfortunately there are no dating sims after those two.

Someone send him a copy of Hatoful Boyfriend

GidgetNomates
May 6, 2010

I love this hobby:
stealing your mother's diary

redmercer posted:

Someone send him a copy of Hatoful Boyfriend

This would be the most amazing thing.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

DiscoJ posted:

Yeah, those are surprisingly fun to watch and Angelique Trois gave us one of the series' most memorable lines (to me at least).



Can someone explain what this insult actually means? It's popped up a few times and I'm not 100% sure.

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away

Mister Chief posted:

Can someone explain what this insult actually means? It's popped up a few times and I'm not 100% sure.

It's implying that you (or whoever) is dirty, and below whoever said it.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Mister Chief posted:

Can someone explain what this insult actually means? It's popped up a few times and I'm not 100% sure.

It's a standard Japanese insult which is why you've seen it a few times. It's an insulting dismissal of someone (or some group); they're not worth bothering with.

Zari-gani would know better than me but I think a translation that carried the same meaning and weight in that situation would be something like, "Get out of here, kid, you bother me."

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jan 16, 2012

zari-gani
Sep 6, 2004

How much do you want it? ;-*

Mister Chief posted:

Can someone explain what this insult actually means? It's popped up a few times and I'm not 100% sure.

A more accurate literal translation would be "wash your face and come back again." It's a common Japanese idiom. "Wash your face" doesn't imply your face is dirty and needs cleaning -- it implies you need to splash cold water on your face to wake yourself up/clarify your thinking because you sound like an idiot or you're acting like an idiot/performing poorly.

If I were subbing the Angelique Trois episode (and oh I would love to because I love that game) I would probably translate it as something like "Get your act together first before you try that again" but phrased better. Because Sei-Lan wasn't dismissing her as a person when she confessed her love; he was just going "oh haha, a joke, nice try but you aren't fooling me."

If you watched the JJ & Jeff/Kato-chan Ken-chan episode, you probably caught the same phrase being used in an arcade trip game after Arino got a game over. In that context, I would translate it as "Try clearing your head before you try again."

ETA: Some clarifications after re-watching the exchange in question.

zari-gani fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Jan 16, 2012

take_it_slow
Jul 7, 2011

Can anyone provide an alternative method to download the kato & Ken episode, like a multiupload link?

miscellaneous14
Mar 27, 2010

neat

redmercer posted:

Someone send him a copy of Hatoful Boyfriend

Ahahaha, as a side-note, the same supervisor I mentioned awhile ago who was already a fan of Arino and various Japanese comedies like that (her knowledge of this stuff is comparable to zari-gani, it's uncanny), did a pseudo-LP of this game and everyone at work got a kick out of it. She has this picture above her desk.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


take_it_slow posted:

Can anyone provide an alternative method to download the kato & Ken episode, like a multiupload link?

It's already on Youtube unless you just want a digital copy of the episode. Then you're outta luck until someone graciously uploads it.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Look what just popped up on eBay.

That price is a bit steep for me.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Do not even ask posted:

It's already on Youtube unless you just want a digital copy of the episode. Then you're outta luck until someone graciously uploads it.

I'm running the upload now give me a few I'll drop a link.

Any other episodes anyone is missing?

Dr. Fingerguns
Dec 26, 2011

What if all cats were THIS?
I'm watching the Adventure Island episode now. I didn't know Arino liked Evangelion.

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DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008

Klades posted:

Honestly, game journalism is kind of crap almost all around right now, to the point that there is a blog dedicated to the subject: http://www.gamejournos.com

Though it's kind of telling that KOTAK seems to crop up more on there than any other individual site.

To be fair, that blog is terrible itself. I can't count how many times the guy running it has jumped the hate gun only for the journalist to clarify his position on Twitter and ultimately come off a whole lot more reasonable than the blog guy.

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