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It's 3:30 in the morning, I'm at a cockfight, what am I clinging to?
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PS. Love the cabin posted:It's 3:30 in the morning, I'm at a cockfight, what am I clinging to? TAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAALLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Jan 16, 2012 22:23
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-Kramer, cockfighting is illegal! -Only in the United States. -It's inhumane! -Jerry, it's not what you think it is.. -It's two roosters pecking at eachother! -...what? 
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Jan 16, 2012 23:59
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So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? I also really love Kramers expression on: KRAMER: You got any Ipecac? JERRY: Ipecac? Kramer, I really think you guys are going too far with this. KRAMER: No, Mickey, he swallowed twelve aspirin. JERRY: Did he overdose? KRAMER: No, it's just too much. jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jan 17, 2012 |
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Jan 17, 2012 00:12
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Coffee And Pie posted:What is this? What are we doing? What in god's name are we doing? What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men! Are we not human? If we pick do we not bleed? I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
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Jan 17, 2012 04:09
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Coffee And Pie posted:What is this? What are we doing? What in god's name are we doing? What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men! No, we're not! We're not men!
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Jan 17, 2012 04:32
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Coffee And Pie posted:What is this? What are we doing? What in god's name are we doing? What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men! "We could build a cabin like-*snap*-that." "Well, maybe not us, but two men could."
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Jan 17, 2012 04:50
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Well, the Andrea Doria... that was quite a fire...
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Jan 17, 2012 04:56
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neoboman posted:Well, the Andrea Doria... that was quite a fire... Ship wreck.
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Jan 17, 2012 05:57
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Who wants to have some fun?! I do. I do. Now are you just saying you wanna have fun or do you really wanna have fun? I really wanna have fun I'm just saying i wanna have fun.
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Jan 17, 2012 06:34
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Ship wreck. I remember...
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Jan 17, 2012 07:20
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I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice.
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Jan 17, 2012 07:25
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Kevyn posted:I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice. No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship.
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Jan 17, 2012 08:44
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship. Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens. Wait... is that the fork that fell on the floor? ARE YOU USING THE FORK THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR? 
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Jan 17, 2012 09:14
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neoboman posted:Wait... is that the fork that fell on the floor? ARE YOU USING THE FORK THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR? It wasn't in the garbage, it was above the garbage. Hovering. Like an angel.
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Jan 17, 2012 09:47
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Goodnight Jugdish!
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Jan 17, 2012 13:00
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What do I need to talk for, huh? What, to blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry friend? Or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend?
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Jan 17, 2012 13:50
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Chicolini posted:What do I need to talk for, huh? What, to blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry friend? Or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend? quote:
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Jan 17, 2012 16:30
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Jerry, 94% of communication is non-verbal.
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Jan 17, 2012 17:52
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Well, there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum.
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Jan 17, 2012 18:33
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potee posted:Well, there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum. Now this is what the holidays are all about, three friends sitting around, chewing some gum.
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Jan 17, 2012 18:35
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YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!
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Jan 17, 2012 18:49
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HOOCHIE MAMA
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Jan 17, 2012 19:02
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"Did jane sleep with michael again?" "...... YES! That stupid idiot! He left her for Kimberly, he slept with her sister, he tricked her into giving him half her business and she goes ahead and sleeps with him again!!! I mean it's crazy who would do something like that I mean JANE she just MAKES ME SO MAD!"
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Jan 17, 2012 19:31
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Blow out the candles! Blow out the candles, I said! BLOW OUT THE drat CANDLES!
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Jan 17, 2012 22:30
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Coffee And Pie posted:It wasn't in the garbage, it was above the garbage. Well, *raises coffee cup to drink, pauses* that's garbage.
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Jan 17, 2012 22:36
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Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.
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Jan 17, 2012 22:51
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Adjacent to refuse is refuse
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Jan 17, 2012 23:02
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These mirrors are skinny mirrors! This is false ... reflecting. And I think, that the department of ... you know, whatever, would be VERY interested to know what's going on here!
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Jan 18, 2012 00:05
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That's not going to be good for business.
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Jan 18, 2012 06:24
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I just noticed that in one of the episodes Jerry invisions his life when Elaine and George are married and it's just him and Kramer. They're old and Kramer is talking about his car periscope idea with Jerry. Well I just realized that one of the episodes in Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry gives money to an inventor who invents the car periscope. I can't believe it took me all this time to make that connection.
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Jan 18, 2012 06:33
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DoYouHasaRabbit posted:I just noticed that in one of the episodes Jerry invisions his life when Elaine and George are married and it's just him and Kramer. They're old and Kramer is talking about his car periscope idea with Jerry. Well I just realized that one of the episodes in Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry gives money to an inventor who invents the car periscope. I can't believe it took me all this time to make that connection. Haha oh yeah, I never noticed either. I also love that scene, at the very end, when Jerry gets fed up with his stupidity, and Kramer is eating a chicken leg or something and wagging his head back and forth like an idiot. What a good gif that would make..
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Jan 18, 2012 06:38
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I hope I haven't missed this being posted already. Kramer driving and listening to Skrillex
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Jan 18, 2012 06:39
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victorious posted:I hope I haven't missed this being posted already. Oh my god that is perfect.
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victorious posted:I hope I haven't missed this being posted already. You just made my day.
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Jan 18, 2012 18:01
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MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE!
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Jan 18, 2012 21:06
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potee posted:MY WALLET'S GONE! I'd say probably once a week I stomp around my house yelling this at the top of my lungs. It never gets old.
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Jan 18, 2012 22:00
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dog poop n doritos posted:I'd say probably once a week I stomp around my house yelling this at the top of my lungs. It never gets old. Are you sure you don't have a fax machine? Because there's a lot of stuff in my apartment I've never seen.
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Jan 19, 2012 00:27
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potee posted:Are you sure you don't have a fax machine? Because there's a lot of stuff in my apartment I've never seen.
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I was watching the Parking Space the other day, and I found a new favourite quote. "You don't understand... A garage, I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?"
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