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von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
Music nowadays is unlistenable. In fact, anything made after the 70's sucks.

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Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
I think that, once the dust of the 20th century finally clears, history will look kindly upon Richard Milhous Nixon.

NGL
Jan 15, 2003
AssKing
God, literally everyone over the past 20 or so pages has totally missed the point of this thread! I don't mean to derail, but hasn't this gotten a bit old? Isn't it time to close this thread and move on?

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
As someone who considers himself pro-life,

Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent

Mach5 posted:

Scientists should be dedicating their collective trillions of brain cells into solving world hunger and diseases instead of trying to figure out the secrets of the universe. Stargazing? More like navel-gazing, I say.

:goonsay:

We have: smash the capitalist system and erect a socialist utopia.

Mononymous
Mar 28, 2009
I was using that word in the way that Chris Rock uses it. I was agreeing with Chris Rock.

JD Brickmeister
Sep 4, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I think the way to solve the Palestinian issue is to

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
Steam is the greatest thing since the Internet, there is no reason not to use it to buy games, and if you have ANY issues with it, you're loving wrong!

That's fine and all, but the only important question is will this game be the WoW-killer?

Ugh, modern games are terrible. Why just look at [insert any game here]! A game like that would never have been released during the days of the glorious [insert whatever older console here].

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:
Guns are a multi-purpose tool for life. Sure they could kill a person or animal technically, but that was not the reason they were invented, and certainly not the reason for the subsequent innovation. If only the bleeding heart liberals would wake up.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Counter-Strike is an accurate representation of how combat works in real life.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Livingston posted:

Guns are a multi-purpose tool for life. Sure they could kill a person or animal technically, but that was not the reason they were invented, and certainly not the reason for the subsequent innovation. If only the bleeding heart liberals would wake up.

Guns don't kill people--people kill people with guns. Just get rid of people and your problems are solved!

JD Brickmeister
Sep 4, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Counter-Strike is an accurate representation of how combat works in real life.

Except for that one part

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.
Woah, there's a front page?!

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

XenophobicAirport posted:

Woah, there's a front page?!

Haha yeah I love that meme. :rolleyes: mods?

thermobollocks
Jul 5, 2009

GET A DILLON
The best Final Fantasy was

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
“Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost”

- Reagan, union leader and labour movement hero

dumb brunette
Mar 17, 2009

I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything! Even a flame!

thermobollocks posted:

The best Final Fantasy was

All Final Fantasies are poo poo, go play a real game.

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.
Season _ was the best season of The Simpsons, the show really went downhill after that.

Bandit Queen
May 10, 2008
Let me tell you about raw milk

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 6 days!)

Guys can we stop derailing and talk about what's really important? How many dicks the Patriots can suck.

It's all of them

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
It really doesn't matter that Coach Joseph Paterno knew about the child molestation that was going on at Penn State: the fact that he was a legendary college football coach is what's important and more than makes up for his sins by omission.

JD Brickmeister
Sep 4, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Mach5 posted:

what's important is sins by emission.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
You know I'd rather just drink Keystone Light.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Peanut President posted:

Guys can we stop derailing and talk about what's really important? How many dicks the Patriots can suck.

It's all of them

Sorry, you're looking for the Objective Truths thread

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
- [INSERT VIDEO GAME HERE] has the worst fanbase.

- Dubstep isn't that bad.

- Dubstep is that bad.

- Dickwolves.

Liquid Criminal
Mar 5, 2007

You do whatever work comes your way

redmercer posted:

Sorry, you're looking for the Objective Truths thread

Sorry, you're looking for the Patriots are in the Superbowl and your lovely second rate team can suck their own dicks because they'll be watching the Patriots playing. From home. Because they won't be at the Superbowl.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

dumb brunette posted:

All Final Fantasies are poo poo, go play a real game.

Go read a book.

I'm half-Jewish.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I may not agree with all of the US's policies or some aspects of its cultural bent, but if any country is going to be the world superpower/mighty world police, it should be the US of A.

Does anyone know where Margaret Thatcher is buried? Is it true her grave is right next to Gorbachev and Nancy Reagan?

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

RagnarokAngel posted:

I'm half-Jewish.
From the waist-up or the waist-down?

Dinosaur fossils were put in the Earth by God to gently caress with us about creation and test our faith.

Dancingthroughlife
Dec 15, 2009

Will dance for cupcakes

Slide Rule posted:



Dinosaur fossils were put in the Earth by God to gently caress with us about creation and test our faith.
Empty quoting this.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Before you fire a gun at somebody threatening your life/health you should first inform your attacker audibly that you in fact have a weapon in your hands. Then you should fire a warning shot into the air/ceiling or ground/floor. If that still doesn't stop the attacker then carefully aim at limbs/non-vital body parts. Otherwise you're practically not better than a cold-blooded murderer.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




If you have to put a bunch of poo poo like cream and sugar in your coffee, you don't really like coffee.

Party Spock
Feb 16, 2011

Everybody have a logical time

RandomFerret posted:

If you have to put a bunch of poo poo like cream and sugar in your coffee, you don't really like coffee.

You shouldn't even be putting cream in that poo poo. Dairy is poison.

If everyone were a vegan, the world would be a better place.

Liquid Criminal
Mar 5, 2007

You do whatever work comes your way

eumenidy posted:

You shouldn't even be putting cream in that poo poo. Dairy is poison.

If everyone were a vegan, the world would be a better place.

Humans shouldn't even be drinking milk beyond infancy.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Seizure Robot posted:

Tranny.

I know this was from a few pages back but

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
Tipping waitresses is illogical because:

a) They don't prepare MY food up to my specifications. They do not even make the food; why should they get paid if the chef makes me my meal?

b) They are almost universally unattractive by my standards. Anime waitresses, on the other hand -

Mach5 has a new favorite as of 22:09 on Jan 24, 2012

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That's not funny or interesting and it's obvious you wrote it in an attempt to get it in the quotes thread.

JD Brickmeister
Sep 4, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post

RandomFerret posted:

That's not funny or interesting and it's obvious you wrote it in an attempt to get it in the quotes thread.

You should check THIS thread out - it is a classic.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Things I don't like.

-'Games' threads sometimes. I don't want to be specific but some people get very defensive and emotional about games. Worse are the people who feel they're always right about their posts. There's people who are entirely logical on other boards, but when it comes to gaming, it just goes down the toilet.

-Also, most controversial topic internet arguments. This varies on your debaters, but it ends up with people being more entrenched in their beliefs than previously. Why even argue about it, especially over the internet? People end up getting pissed, banned, hurt, and no one has anything to show for it.

-Probably Notch haters and George Lucas haters at this point. They made millions, delivered something entertaining enough to mention about daily, and were successful at a certain point in time. I'm not defending any actions here, but the burn-at-the-stake mentality gets very old quickly. Sure they aren't perfect and made mistakes, but level of effort gone into whining about it is insane.

-'Pre-order cancelled' or similar lines. If you say you are going to boycott a game and make a metric ton of fuss about it, at least follow through and boycott the product. People complain that companies are shafting them with missing features or unfair DLC...but then they'll buy the game on release date anyways. Power to you if you boycott a game.(I surely can't follow through to be honest). But if you're making a statement, boycott the game and stick to it man. I realize this is a bit of a carepost despite my previous bullet points about care posts. :shobon:

Mach5 posted:

Tipping waitresses is illogical because:
I can see why you feel that way on point a. I'm also hesitant to tip at some places because I fear the money doesn't go to them. I want to tip you Miss, not the multi million dollar corporation.

buglord has a new favorite as of 23:13 on Jan 24, 2012

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PWI
Jun 1, 2006

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Avocados posted:

I can see why you feel that way on point a. I'm also hesitant to tip at some places because I fear the money doesn't go to them. I want to tip you Miss, not the multi million dollar corporation.

What? Regardless of the company, tipped employees keep their tips, besides the places that require the cooks and bussers to get tipped out, which happens at a lot of places. Most places don't even make them report their cash tips, just so they don't get taxed for it. Managers do this all the time to ensure the tipped employees are getting theirs first.

So, basically, for this and other reasons, if you don't tip, you're a loving prick, end of story. No excuses whatsoever.

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