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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Tent City jail doesn't sound so bad. I love camping!

Plus women's jails aren't really jails. They're more like porno resorts where nothing goes wrong. Unless by wrong you mean sexy wrong.

Also, St. Paul is way better than Minneapolis.

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Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

Pick posted:

Tent City jail doesn't sound so bad. I love camping!

Plus women's jails aren't really jails. They're more like porno resorts where nothing goes wrong. Unless by wrong you mean sexy wrong.

Also, St. Paul is way better than Minneapolis.

Look at you promoting rape culture, I bet you beat off to the rape scene in Irreversible.

Mister Blueberry
Feb 17, 2010

Mike, Steve, what the hell
The Shield is a better TV Show than The Wire

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Ambiguatron posted:

Look at you promoting rape culture, I bet you beat off to the rape scene in Irreversible.

Geez, you don't have to be so touchy, I never said Minneapolis was bad. Stop ad hoc strawmanning my ex post facto ratione soli reductio ad infinitum. QED.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Ambiguatron posted:

Allahu Akbar

Islam is the light.

Reubenesque Sandwich
Aug 1, 2006
Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.
Fun Shoe

Ambiguatron posted:

Look at you promoting rape culture, I bet you beat off to the rape scene in Irreversible.

Ugh, I get so tired of people bringing up that movie. look, just because something is low budget, poorly shot, poorly acted, confusing, and with bad pacing doesn't make it a GOOD independent film.

Now Evil Aliens, Black Seep and Undead, those are some quality indi films. (I just wish they would get proper american remakes, so I can show them to my friends.)

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.
How much alcohol is it safe to drink while pregnant? My girlfriend is 6 months in and we've been drinking about half a bottle of Jack Daniel's a day. Is this okay?

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

XenophobicAirport posted:

How much alcohol is it safe to drink while pregnant? My girlfriend is 6 months in and we've been drinking about half a bottle of Jack Daniel's a day. Is this okay?

Only if she's drinking it while feeding raisins to your Pugadoodle you bought from your friend who is trying to become a breeder.

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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I would rather be black, being white sucks.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That movie had a rape in it??? I've never heard of it, but I will never see another movie by that director or any of the cast, and I encourage you all to join me. Don't support people who condone rape!

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

MillionDollarMurray posted:

I would rather be black, being white sucks.

I know what you mean. Why can they say cracker and I can't say the n word?

oddspelling
May 31, 2009

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

RagnarokAngel posted:

Islam is the light.

The last decade of US foreign policy has been literally identical to that of the 11th century Papacy.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

oddspelling posted:

The last decade of US foreign policy has been literally identical to that of the 11th century Papacy.

They're just defending themselves from foreign attackers I do not see the problem? :confused:

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

RandomFerret posted:

That movie had a rape in it??? I've never heard of it, but I will never see another movie by that director or any of the cast, and I encourage you all to join me. Don't support people who condone rape!

Don't worry, she was wearing a revealing dress in the scene, so it was pretty justified. Advice to all women: don't start something you can't finish.

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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Livingston posted:

Don't worry, she was wearing a revealing dress in the scene, so it was pretty justified. Advice to all women: don't start something you can't finish.

On the subject, I read something recently about a guy in Germany claiming he was tied down and raped for days. Shut up, bro. You're getting free fucks.

tl; dr men can't get raped and if they claim they were they're probably just fags anyway.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Ambiguatron posted:

Look at you promoting rape culture, I bet you beat off to the rape scene in Irreversible.

Who doesn't?

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

RagnarokAngel posted:

I know what you mean. Why can they say cracker and I can't say the n word?
And why can't I have a straight parade?

Veilan
Jan 29, 2008
King of the Jews
THIS EMOTICON: :shepicide: would be so much better if he actually pulled the trigger, then slowly pulled the gun back down.

Dancingthroughlife
Dec 15, 2009

Will dance for cupcakes

Bryter posted:

And why can't I have a straight parade?
When is white history month????

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

rad1 posted:

Boise State deserves to be in the national championship game.

Wrong thread; absolutely nobody gives a gently caress about Boise

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

malal posted:

Ugh, I get so tired of people bringing up that movie. look, just because something is low budget, poorly shot, poorly acted, confusing, and with bad pacing doesn't make it a GOOD independent film.

Now Evil Aliens, Black Seep and Undead, those are some quality indi films. (I just wish they would get proper american remakes, so I can show them to my friends.)

Look, the backwards narrative thing is played out, but you have to admit the rape scene is pretty hot.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm glad I have two young boys, because if I had girls I would seriously be afraid of them going out and sleeping with negroes.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Veilan posted:

THIS EMOTICON: :shepicide: would be so much better if he actually pulled the trigger, then slowly pulled the gun back down.

You mean this emoticon? :smithicide:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Thanks for the snuff pics, assholes. The NMS tags are there for a reason.

JD Brickmeister
Sep 4, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post

RandomFerret posted:

Thanks for the snuff pics, assholes. The NMS tags are there for a reason.

The idea that any sane person would actually SNORT that poo poo is beyond comprehension.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

RandomFerret posted:

Thanks for the snuff pics, assholes. The NMS tags are there for a reason.

That tag is reserved for pictures of undersea life (gently caress the ocean).

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

But look at how cheerful this little fella is!



He just wants to give you a hug.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

SlothfulCobra posted:

But look at how cheerful this little fella is!



He just wants to give you a hug.

:nms: that poo poo right now. I did NOT pay 10 dollars to post on a forum with gross pics like that.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

my pog boyfriend posted:

:nms: that poo poo right now. I did NOT pay 10 dollars to post on a forum with gross pics like that.

Oh, no, they are awesome! Just check out my thread at https://www.isopods.deviantart.com. Only the ones having sex with baby octopi could be considered offensive by all of you who don't know the meaning of the word "art" (which is like one picture, but it's all about the PROCESS, man!)

Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.
you're all massive shitweasels

loving douchenozzles, the lot of you

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20
Sturgeon's Law states that,

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!

Ambiguatron posted:

Sturgeon's Law states that,
Pro-Marijuana people are invariably like...

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

Zero Star posted:

you're all massive shitweasels

loving douchenozzles, the lot of you

Yeah well gently caress you buddy!

Platinum Frog
May 14, 2009
Why do people on these forums buy themselves avatars? It's just like the hats in TF2. Your wasting you're money on a purely cosmetic, nonfunctional, vanity item.

You might as well give the money to charity because

JD Brickmeister
Sep 4, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Platinum Frog posted:

You might as well give the money to charity because

I never give to charity because it just encourages people to get diseases, mental illness, have babies with birth defects, and just generally be poor.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

JD Brickmeister posted:

I never give to charity because it just encourages people to get diseases, mental illness, have babies with birth defects, and just generally be poor.

That's hosed up. I don't donate to charity either, but that's because you can never tell where your money's going. All of these "charity" organizations are probably just scams - I wish I could just drop food directly there myself so I know it's going to who needs it most.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

SlothfulCobra posted:



Zerg is OP

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Ambiguatron posted:

Sturgeon's Law states that,

QueerPope
May 1, 2010

Meow.
I mean, I know we aren't even talking about this, but one time I tried reading and Homestuck and boy am I glad I gave up halfway through. . .

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JD Brickmeister
Sep 4, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I'm not sure this is the right thread for this, but there's something that's been bugging me for awhile now. My girlfriend (well, not sure if that's the right word) has been acting strange lately. Ever since I was diagnosed as bipolar she seems to act all funny around me, especially when I go hang out at the store where she works and try to talk to her. She says her boss doesn't like it when she talks to me and ignore the other customers, so I always make a point of buying something every time I go in there. So now I have about $1200 worth of bras and panties, and it seems like I'm still at square one. I'm not sure how to ask her address, (but I followed her home after work one day, so I do know it) but I do want to take this to the next level and see if I can hang-out on her sidewalk or something.

So what would you guys say I should do at this point?

Also, would you suggest EBay or Craigslist for the lingerie? I mean, I need to find a display case, and that's not something you can just go to WalMart and buy...

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