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penis sandwich posted:Ham and cheese again. And she forgot the fancy mustard. I love that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me.
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Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs!
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Jan 27, 2012 21:19
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But you had to have the biiiiiiig salad!
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Jan 27, 2012 21:40
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jojoinnit posted:But you had to have the biiiiiiig salad! We don't have any big bowls.
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Coffee And Pie posted:We don't have any big bowls. drat it Elaine, that wasn't Zach, that was the yam-yam!
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potee posted:drat it Elaine, that wasn't Zach, that was the yam-yam! I know you wouldn't be just having fun with his handicap. That kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal.
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Jan 27, 2012 22:30
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I got a message for you. You tell your friend George that the next time I see him around here I’m going to turn him into my own, personal, hand-puppet.
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Jan 27, 2012 22:53
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Uh, we don't allow any outside syrups, jams, or condiments in the restaurant.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Block of cheese.  what is this salty discharge
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Jan 28, 2012 00:38
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Why oh why did Jerry say,"I guess we tricked her," on the phone... why would he say that!?! 
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PS. Love the cabin posted:Some of those are women's clothes... Oh, not a problem  .
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Jerusalem posted:Why oh why did Jerry say,"I guess we tricked her," on the phone... why would he say that!?! He's a joke maker. Tell him Jerry. 
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BrainMeats posted:He's a joke maker. We had a funny guy with us in Korea. Tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that.
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Jan 28, 2012 05:04
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Bad news, everyone. We lost Mr. Pitt.
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Jan 28, 2012 05:49
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Next stop Pottersville Next stop Pottersville
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mojo1701a posted:Bad news, everyone. We lost Mr. Pitt.  
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Jan 28, 2012 06:12
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I have been accused of wrong-doing. But these false accusations will not deter us. We WILL annex Poland by the Spring, at any cost! AND... our stock will rise HIGH! goodbye Mr. Pitt
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Jan 28, 2012 06:13
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Was he seriously only in 7 episodes? I could have sworn he lasted at least one full season?
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Jan 28, 2012 06:19
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Ah Jerry, I'm just going to Walden Books. Followed by Jerrys best out of nowhere freak out.
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mojo1701a posted:Bad news, everyone. We lost Mr. Pitt. I guess he won't be getting his new socks today. T. Fine posted:I got a message for you. You tell your friend George that the next time I see him around here I’m going to turn him into my own, personal, hand-puppet. I'm gonna sew your rear end to your face!
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Jan 28, 2012 06:41
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Hi Mr. Pitt, is Elaine there?! 
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Kevyn posted:Hi Mr. Pitt, is Elaine there?! One of my favorite Jerry quotes. He's so excited. He is like the opposite of me having found out about Ian Abercrombie
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Poque posted:One of my favorite Jerry quotes. He's so excited. Oh gently caress, are you serious? I liked Ian Abercrombie.
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Ok crap, I need help, this is probably the first and only time I didn't get a Seinfeld joke. I was re-watching The Opera (such a good episode). Elaine goes to Crazy Joe's apartment, and he invites her into his darkroom: Crazy Joe Davola: I developed them myself in my dark room. Would you like to see? Elaine: In the dark room? No, thank you, not right now. I'm a day person ... I take it the joke is she likes having sex during the day...? But I think it's daytime, I'm confused.
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The darkroom is where he develops his photographs. He's inviting her into a creepy, dark, confined and intimate space and she's already freaking out about how scary he is, so she comes up with a lame, slightly panicky excuse about being a day person (i.e, not liking the dark) so she can turn him down, hopefully without him going off the deep end.
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Jerusalem posted:The darkroom is where he develops his photographs. He's inviting her into a creepy, dark, confined and intimate space and she's already freaking out about how scary he is, so she comes up with a lame, slightly panicky excuse about being a day person (i.e, not liking the dark) so she can turn him down, hopefully without him going off the deep end. I understood all of that but I think there's more to it specifically, it feels like a reference or something more, she does here whole cutesy twist gesture and everything. Edit; also, I forgot all about this, and god drat, so funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8kR269tp28 Chili fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Jan 28, 2012 |
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Chili posted:I understood all of that but I think there's more to it specifically, it feels like a reference or something more, she does here whole cutesy twist gesture and everything. She is nervous because she just found out her boyfriend is a maniac. Nothing more to it.
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Ehud posted:She is nervous because she just found out her boyfriend is a maniac. Nothing more to it. drat, I really wanted more.
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If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room. Don't blame the mechanism.
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Seinfeld was awesome last night. Some great bits. The one that sounds most like stereotypical Seinfeld(though not an exact quote): What's the deal with 5-hour energy drink? Who's working from 1 to 6? Apparently human beings already have a good three hours of energy in them.
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Jerrys got nothing, Newmans got nothing, you're the only one that has what I need and I need it bad... I feel like I have bugs crawling all over my skin.
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WouldDesk posted:Jerrys got nothing, Newmans got nothing, you're the only one that has what I need and I need it bad... I feel like I have bugs crawling all over my skin. I won't have you turning my office into a den of iniquity!!!!!
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One of the things I respect about the series is that they truly never had a serious moment, a "very special episode" or even much in the way of real drama. It was literally a show about the most despicable self-absorbed type of people, and they never wavered, nobody ever learned anything, I think that's why the ending was so perfect.
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Loving Life Partner posted:One of the things I respect about the series is that they truly never had a serious moment, a "very special episode" or even much in the way of real drama. It was literally a show about the most despicable self-absorbed type of people, and they never wavered, nobody ever learned anything, I think that's why the ending was so perfect. Wasn't their motto something like "No hugs, no learning"?
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Loving Life Partner posted:One of the things I respect about the series is that they truly never had a serious moment, a "very special episode" or even much in the way of real drama. It was literally a show about the most despicable self-absorbed type of people, and they never wavered, nobody ever learned anything, I think that's why the ending was so perfect. That's why I fully endorse having Always Sunny being called a successor to Seinfeld. I find it hard to believe in ten years we'll have a show with worse human beings than the main characters in Always Sunny (and still be funny).
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I just noticed the new title, I approve. I read! Books, Jerry.
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thepokey posted:You know about the cup sizes? They have different cups: you got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest. True story: A buddy of mine literally doesn't know about the cups. He had no idea how bras worked, that bras had letter sizes, or what they represented. I have no idea how he's gone through life without picking up on that ONCE. We're 29 years old. It's totally ridiculous.
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