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mind the walrus posted:What is the Wall's policy on gay sex anyway, surely they've found at least one or two black brothers brothering each other's blacks at some point. Sire No Children.
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Maytag posted:Mass-produced stout sure is rustic. What does that have to do with anything? Don't be a snob. I know it's mass-produced but it's a decent, simple, hearty stout. I thought that's basically what "rustic" meant.
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mind the walrus posted:What is the Wall's policy on gay sex anyway, surely they've found at least one or two black brothers brothering each other's blacks at some point.
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Jan 28, 2012 09:59
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Whilst listening to Storm of Swords I think I heard the most disturbing thing I have ever come across. Roy Dotrice graphically describing Tyrion's cock. Pretty sure "It was as ugly as the rest of him" would have sufficed?"
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Jan 28, 2012 11:33
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Sad King Billy posted:Whilst listening to Storm of Swords I think I heard the most disturbing thing I have ever come across. But then we wouldn't know it's head was purple and bulbous and it was webbed with veins.
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Jan 28, 2012 18:46
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Sad King Billy posted:Whilst listening to Storm of Swords I think I heard the most disturbing thing I have ever come across. That's from Sansa's POV, right? I thought it was a pretty appropriate depiction of the horror she was experiencing. But by the end of the chapter I mainly felt bad for Tyrion.
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Hey, someone should probably put this here, I guess : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOzXsqoJhtE
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Jan 30, 2012 03:28
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Xiahou Dun posted:Hey, someone should probably put this here, I guess : Welp Looks like HBO can produce the TV series faster than GRRM can the books.
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Jan 30, 2012 03:35
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Dead Man Posting posted:Welp Apparently GURM is heavily involved with the battle on Blackwater.
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Jan 30, 2012 03:39
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Xiahou Dun posted:Hey, someone should probably put this here, I guess : Aw gently caress just when I thought I stopped giving a poo poo they have to remind me of how loving awesome ACoK (and ASoS) were. Battle of the Blackwater better be big and bloody. They pull this season off and HBO will have buzz to rival the Sopranos in its heyday. Not even joking.
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Jan 30, 2012 04:37
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Dead Man Posting posted:Welp Like HBO would let this show go on a two year hiatus.
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Azure_Horizon posted:Like HBO would let this show go on a two year hiatus. HBO will chain the GRRM to his writing machine and withhold pizza before it lets him mess up their timetable. Expect the Theon chapters to look like summer camp after the starvation and torture scenes he writes in Winds of Winter come out.
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Xiahou Dun posted:Hey, someone should probably put this here, I guess : I am Daenerys Stormborn and I will do nothing for five books.
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crazypeltast52 posted:HBO will chain the GRRM to his writing machine and withhold pizza before it lets him mess up their timetable. Expect the Theon chapters to look like summer camp after the starvation and torture scenes he writes in Winds of Winter come out. So, things we've got to rewrite so we can show more than 2 scenes without people picketing us 1 - This 2 - All the poop
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mind the walrus posted:Aw gently caress just when I thought I stopped giving a poo poo they have to remind me of how loving awesome ACoK (and ASoS) were. Tyrion and Davos will be simultaneously knocked unconscious and the entire event will be from Sansa's POV. Speaking of Sansa, I'm curious how they're gonna handle her and her tits in that one scene where Joffrey has one of the lame kingsguard strip her and beat her up in front of everyone. The actress is actually 15 or something
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They probably just won't show her breasts and instead will have her in underclothing? You can see that scene in the teaser and that's basically what it looks like.
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They've already slapped her and broken the skin, remember. That sounded dirtier than I intended, somehow.
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Or do it from weird camera angles that suggest nudity but don't actually show any.
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I'm sure Gurm lobbied heavily (ha!) for the "artistic nudity" angle.
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Cannot wait for the bread riot scene, it is pivotal from both a narrative and thematic standpoint. I think the directors will play it up given the recent Occupy movement, almost giving it an Occupy King's Landing feel. Can't wait to see the resonance there as the smallfolk show their strength in numbers against those with wealth, such as Lady Lollys and the rest of the court. Though overused in today's lexicon, I feel the term "epic" would succinctly describe this moment in literary and television history.
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bigmcgaffney posted:Cannot wait for the bread riot scene, it is pivotal from both a narrative and thematic standpoint. I think the directors will play it up given the recent Occupy movement, almost giving it an Occupy King's Landing feel. Can't wait to see the resonance there as the smallfolk show their strength in numbers against those with wealth, such as Lady Lollys and the rest of the court. Though overused in today's lexicon, I feel the term "epic" would succinctly describe this moment in literary and television history. I will only be satisfied if the kingsguard piss in the faces of the rioters.
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Not a big fan of the series, but Blackwater, directed by Neil Marshall, should be amazing.
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1) That owns, because Neil Marshall owns. 2) That's unfair : Neil Marshall could direct an elementary school nativity play, and it would be amazing.
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gently caress, now I want to see a reality show where big "name" directors all have to take turns with random elementary school kids and direct short plays.
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bigmcgaffney posted:Cannot wait for the bread riot scene, it is pivotal from both a narrative and thematic standpoint. I think the directors will play it up given the recent Occupy movement, almost giving it an Occupy King's Landing feel. Can't wait to see the resonance there as the smallfolk show their strength in numbers against those with wealth, such as Lady Lollys and the rest of the court. Though overused in today's lexicon, I feel the term "epic" would succinctly describe this moment in literary and television history. 1% of all Freys are in 99% of the Frey pies, #OccupyTheTwins!
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IRQ posted:I would say I hope Gurm gets hit by a car like Stephen King but Gurm would just total the car and keep rolling along toward the Pizza Barn like a gelatinous force of nature. NO, YOU FOOL! What are you DOING? If he gets hit by a car, he'll loving write himself into Winds of Winter. - Amongst the rotting roots and damp shelves, Bran found a strange book. The language was a strange dialect of his own and he read it as best as he could. "Fevra Dream," he whispered. "Hello?" came a nasally voice from behind. A large fat man with tangled grey beard walked from the shadows of the tunnel. "Where...am I? This isn't Santa Fe..." The man was naked. Bran was disgusted. "Who are you?" "I...wait, are we alone?" whowhatwhere posted:Sire No Children. "We're your brothers now! Would you gently caress your own brother?"
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mind the walrus posted:gently caress, now I want to see a reality show where big "name" directors all have to take turns with random elementary school kids and direct short plays. I want to see this with the Gurm of cinema in it, George Lucas.
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bengraven posted:"We're your brothers now! Would you gently caress your own brother?" "I'll just pretend you are Danny Flint"
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IRQ posted:I want to see this with the Gurm of cinema in it, George Lucas. But what school auditorium has a green screen?
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neongrey posted:But what school auditorium has a green screen? You'd be surprised! My high school sure did. I think my junior high had big ol' green curtains, too, which is good enough.
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Ross posted:I am Daenerys Stormborn and I will do nothing for five books. I'm not sure which I'm looking forward to more, the sheer METAL action of ACoK and ASoS or the utter despondence that sets in when all the new fans realize that AFFC and ADWD is two giant books of next-to-nothing and Dany is only further and further away from the goal set out in AGoT.
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mind the walrus posted:I'm not sure which I'm looking forward to more, the sheer METAL action of ACoK and ASoS or the utter despondence that sets in when all the new fans realize that AFFC and ADWD is two giant books of next-to-nothing and Dany is only further and further away from the goal set out in AGoT. The show writers probably shat water and blood when they realized how little they had in the way of interesting stuff for the show in DWD. Just a bunch of cuts to meanwhile at the Wall, meanwhile in Mereen, meanwhile on the way to Mereen, meanwhile in the North, meanwhile... FREY PIE, meanwhile in Mereen... Needed at least a Darkstar.
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Wouldn't it be crazy if the series just diverged from the books at the end of the SoS arc and told a better story?
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A... better story? Perhaps you should take some courses down at the Learning Annex, expand your horizons just a bit. A better story, my god. It's as if there is a tin of Alpo between your ears, where normal folk have a brain.
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neongrey posted:But what school auditorium has a green screen? All he really needs is a couch, and a leash for the female lead. She must be leashed.
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Doesn't Dany sack Yunkai in AFFC? That's the yellow city where they let her in, she buys the Unsullied, then lets Drogon melt that guys face as she orders the Unsullied to slaughter their old employers, right? Plus I'm sure there's more moments that'll make Feast a good season besides that one (borrowed the books when I read them, don't have it in front of me to think of any other ones). Can we talk about that preview chapter of Winds of Winter that GRRM posted on his website in this thread? Or is that something that needs to be put in spoilers?
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Nope. That was SoS. Here's a good rule of thumb for pivotal story events: if it was either pivotal or a story event, it happened in the first three books
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