Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Zorkon posted:

Yes I can but that's because I'm not some penniless hippie!

Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!

# ? Jan 20, 2012 15:02

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:43

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Execu-speak posted:

HEY! Unless this is a nude love in get off my property.

Alter Ego posted:

Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!

Oh dear...Execu-speak's an idiot, and Alter Ego's stuck in a loop.

# ? Jan 20, 2012 15:38

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Getting the brain out was the easy part.

# ? Jan 20, 2012 15:46

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

sebzilla posted:

Getting the brain out was the easy part.

The hard part was getting the brain OUT!!

_{I never got that joke.} :saddowns:

# ? Jan 20, 2012 16:08

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

Spankmeister need brain! For smart-making!

# ? Jan 20, 2012 16:39

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

meatbag posted:

Spankmeister need brain! For smart-making!

Blood...THICKER...water...

# ? Jan 20, 2012 18:10

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

I am now posting, for no raisin!

# ? Jan 20, 2012 22:23

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

meatbag posted:

Spankmeister need brain! For smart-making!

And Fry's got that brain thing!

# ? Jan 20, 2012 23:27

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Serella posted:

And Fry's got that brain thing!

I already did!

# ? Jan 20, 2012 23:40

Fishylungs: Jan 12, 2008

And they're on my phone!

TravBot posted:

That poster has a huge rear end.

# ? Jan 21, 2012 03:07

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Those can be anyone's thoughts fatass.

# ? Jan 21, 2012 03:11

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Dude...my posts are HUGE! They can quote anything but themselves!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Better do what he says...he's a whale biologist.

Oh, wait...

# ? Jan 21, 2012 03:23

Heliotrope: Aug 17, 2007; You're fucking subhuman

spankmeister posted:

_{I never got that joke.}

_{I think it was just an effect of the brain damage the Professor suffered from.}

# ? Jan 21, 2012 10:09

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Heliotrope posted:

_{I think it was just an effect of the brain damage the Professor suffered from.}

It was only tribial blain dablage.

# ? Jan 21, 2012 14:33

Clam Chowdown: May 8, 2006; That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

This concept of "tribial blain dablage" confuses and infuriates us!

# ? Jan 21, 2012 15:29

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

That's sooooo sweet!

# ? Jan 21, 2012 16:07

Super Deuce: May 25, 2006; TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

MokBa posted:

That's sooooo sweet!

Louder and sadder!

# ? Jan 21, 2012 16:55

Superrodan: Nov 27, 2007

That's schooooo schweeeeet!

# ? Jan 21, 2012 17:19

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Super Deuce posted:

Louder and sadder!

THAT'S SHO SHWEET. :smith:

MokBa fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Jan 21, 2012

# ? Jan 21, 2012 17:54

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Super Deuce posted:

Louder and sadder!

You can't just have your posts announce how you feel.

THAT MAKES ME FEEL ANGRY!

# ? Jan 21, 2012 18:11

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Superrodan posted:

That's schooooo schweeeeet!

This reminds me that it's always Leela who gets shocked by a cattleprod or shock collar, never the rest of the crew :science:

# ? Jan 21, 2012 18:35

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

John Dough posted:

This reminds me that it's always Leela who gets shocked by a cattleprod or shock collar, never the rest of the crew

She's got more meat than a cow!

# ? Jan 21, 2012 19:12

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Serella posted:

She's got more meat than a cow!

It also shocks you when you lie.

# ? Jan 22, 2012 21:26

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

John Dough posted:

It also shocks you when you lie.

Actually, I've started associating the pain with the pleasure of beating someone up.

# ? Jan 28, 2012 01:48

Clam Chowdown: May 8, 2006; That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

I've broken that blind kid's nose like 10 times.

# ? Jan 28, 2012 16:03

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Sorries, ma'am. I've learned a lessons abouts oglings cans I won't soons forgets.

# ? Jan 28, 2012 16:28

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

Sorries, ma'am. I've learned a lessons abouts oglings cans I won't soons forgets.

She is NOT a little skinny for a truckstop chick!

# ? Jan 28, 2012 17:20

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

She is NOT a little skinny for a truckstop chick!

TravBot never abandons a friend, apparently!

# ? Jan 28, 2012 17:21

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

ABANDON SHIP!

# ? Jan 28, 2012 17:39

Super Deuce: May 25, 2006; TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

MokBa posted:

ABANDON SHIP!

It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol. :zoid:

# ? Jan 28, 2012 18:01

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Super Deuce posted:

It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol.

Nobody make a smell.

# ? Jan 28, 2012 18:03

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Coleman posted:

Nobody make a smell.

We're at Finger Alert 5!

# ? Jan 28, 2012 18:08

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Quick! We can escape through that nasal capillary into the sinus!

# ? Jan 28, 2012 18:13

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Soothing action_{action_action}

# ? Jan 28, 2012 18:22

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

You'll never guess where I've been!

# ? Jan 28, 2012 20:58

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

DrBouvenstein posted:

Quick! We can escape through that nasal capillary into the sinus!

What smells like bloody sinuses?

# ? Jan 29, 2012 00:43

WhoIsBarryBostwick: Sep 17, 2008; You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

# ? Jan 29, 2012 01:15

Orbis Tertius: Feb 13, 2007

This thread is programmed to be very busy.

Orbis Tertius fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Jan 29, 2012

# ? Jan 29, 2012 01:38

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

ABANDON SHIP!

# ? Jan 29, 2012 02:31

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:43

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

We're at finger alert five!

# ? Jan 29, 2012 02:38

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