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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Glitterbomber posted:

Yea he's one of the rare dudes who does the whole 'turn to god' thing and actually does become a pretty all around better person!

That actually seems to be the case for most wrestlers. That they stop being huge assholes.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

bobkatt013 posted:

That actually seems to be the case for most wrestlers. That they stop being huge assholes.

True, they seem to have one of the higher densities of having people look inward and go 'woah I'm a horrible dick, I should fix that' I've seen.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

bobkatt013 posted:

That actually seems to be the case for most wrestlers. That they stop being huge assholes.

So, so many fake it, though.

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

So, so many fake it, though.

Didn't Gangrel get baptized by Shawn Michaels, only to start directing porn soon after?

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

So, so many fake it, though.

Jake "The Snake" Roberts got something out of it. :colbert:

$3000 a pop brother

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Beautiful Ninja posted:

Didn't Gangrel get baptized by Shawn Michaels, only to start directing porn soon after?

There is also Jake the snake but the ones who do take it seriously seem to be better people

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

Beautiful Ninja posted:

Didn't Gangrel get baptized by Shawn Michaels, only to start directing porn soon after?

He went from preparing for one type of second coming to another.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Can we all agree Jay Briscoe has the best twitter of any wrestler?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Grantonio posted:

Can we all agree Jay Briscoe has the best twitter of any wrestler?

Stone Cold is up there

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

bobkatt013 posted:

Stone Cold is up there

quote:

Steve Austin @steveaustinBSR
Had 36 pancakes, 3lbs of bacon, 50 egg Paul Newman omelette, 2lbs of cheddar cheese in case Vince sends the jet to get me for Royal Rumble.

:stare:

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
I can't be the only one who mentally put in a WHAT? after each menu item.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Might only make sense to a few of you, but...

@WadeBarrett posted:

I think PJ and Duncan said it best: Let's get ready ready, let's get ready ready, let's get ready to #RoyalRumble

And, for the blissfully unaware among you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbBg-MMui9M

apsouthern fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jan 29, 2012

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

apsouthern posted:

Might only make sense to a few of you, but...


And, for the blissfully unaware among you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbBg-MMui9M

Okay Wade Barrett loving owns. That's hilarious. Goddamn.

I bet he's a really nice guy out of character.

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON
"watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic, PSYCH!"


So they know they suck and taunt anyone listening to their song with this fact?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

apsouthern posted:

Might only make sense to a few of you, but...


And, for the blissfully unaware among you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbBg-MMui9M

The happiest moment of my childhood was when PJ got blinded in that episode of Byker Grove. The added wrestling link is that this song was produced by Simon Cowell during his "I can make a pop song using any celeb" stage that began with the WWF.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Skinty McEdger posted:

The happiest moment of my childhood was when PJ got blinded in that episode of Byker Grove. The added wrestling link is that this song was produced by Simon Cowell during his "I can make a pop song using any celeb" stage that began with the WWF.

I'm hoping that Barrett either breaks out a paintball gun to blind people tonight, or cuts a promo on Sheamus calling him "Spuggy"

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

SteveAustinBSR posted:

Rage inspired. But my entrance song was based off of Bulls on Parade.

Hopefully this puts the "Stone Cold's music is just Razor's sped up" to bed for good.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
I always thought he claimed Bombtrack.

Honestly works for either. Johnston was being pretty RATM inspired for both Austin and DX's theme.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Gary the Smart Mark Video camera man is on twitter.
He is a good camera man and you should follow him I guess.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?
An exchange I found amusing.

Austin Aries posted:

I'm a big fan of using "your" and "you're" correctly.

Kevin Steen posted:

Yeah, me too. It's not that hard, is it?!

Kevin Steen posted:

With that said, I hope your doing good bud!

Meth Rollins
Jun 24, 2005
Chyna's going on an insane 8 hour rant on her Twitter. I can't imagine WWE is extending those rehab offers to her now.

https://twitter.com/!/ChynaChyna9

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Again? :psyduck:

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Railroad5 posted:

Chyna's going on an insane 8 hour rant on her Twitter. I can't imagine WWE is extending those rehab offers to her now.

https://twitter.com/#!/ChynaChyna9

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010


Maybe an exorcism would help.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
The Chyna quotes are terribly depressing when you read through them, but they're quite funny, in a macabre sense, when you selectively quote them. Like a Horse_ebooks tweet.



RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Anyone who hasn't changed their bet on the Chyna v Hall dead pool is dumb.

Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008
Unfortunately killing herself is the only way for her to be relevant, the only thing she wants.

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family
Isn't Chyna tri-lingual? She's not a stupid woman. Why does she treat the English language like that?

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Require More Fire posted:

Isn't Chyna tri-lingual? She's not a stupid woman. Why does she treat the English language like that?

She's tri-a lot of things, but lingual isn't one of them.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
She speaks English, Spanish, and one or two other things. Wikipedia says French and German.

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family

Chinston Wurchill posted:

She's tri-a lot of things, but lingual isn't one of them.

She'll try anything once. :rimshot:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Bocc Kob posted:

She speaks English, Spanish, and one or two other things. Wikipedia says French and German.

Who says she remembers how to now? Also people treat Twitter like a chat client and doing it like that makes its so you dont use up the 140 character limit as quickly as normal.

Minitrue
Aug 6, 2010

Chinston Wurchill posted:

She's tri-a lot of things, but lingual isn't one of them.

I remember when I used to think HHH was awesome. Oh teenage me.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

CM Punk posted:

“@TabbyShy: @CMPunk When did you first become interested in wrestling?”
About two weeks ago.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Hahaha, I don't why but I found that especially funny.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Jay Briscoe posted:

RT @WhatTheFFacts: Blowing air into a cow's vagina will make it produce more milk. This is known as "Cow Blowing."

Some call it "foreplay"

Frilled Lizard
May 22, 2004

WOOF WOOF WOOF
YOU KNOW IT

Colt Cabana posted:

The WWE Signed This guy.... (I'll be honest...I didn't see that one coming)

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
@JohnCena: Lotta static bout Dwayne's absence in Topeka. No need to worry. He will be there April 1...then we settle it

@TheRock: @JohnCena I was electrifying Topeka when you were sucking on yum rockets in college. My boot. Your rear end. #Wrestlemania

@JohnCena: So its apparent that my actor buddy Dwayne doesn't like homosexuals or secondary education. Very classy. Tell Brian to write u better stuff.

Everyone on Twitter: @JohnCena [memories of all of Cena's gay jabs from Thuganomics until GLAAD complained]

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Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008
Cena writes his own gay jokes :colbert:

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