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You got any ipecac? Mickey, he swallowed twelve aspirin. Did he overdose? Well, no, it's just too much...
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 05:58 |
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If anyone's itching for some Seinfeld on demand, Crackle just released its app for Xbox 360!
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 06:01 |
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And so we danced And I burned for her
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 06:35 |
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She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit and put her keyboard on my butt. Yeah, she's a whacko.
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 08:18 |
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Oh, come on, we all have intense malaise. Right?
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 08:40 |
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Last night I performed a pre-emptive breakup. Worked perfectly, gained Hand. Thank you, Larry David.
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 08:50 |
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Stare-Out posted:Last night I performed a pre-emptive breakup. Worked perfectly, gained Hand. Thank you, Larry David. Was she shocked / never saw it coming?
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 13:01 |
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She gave me the "We need to talk" routine, so I went for the P-E-B and it worked, even though it turned out she wanted to talk about something else entirely. But while before I had very little Hand, now I have absolute Hand and things are great. Thankfully she's not really into Seinfeld, otherwise the jig might be up.
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 14:23 |
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True story: when I was 15, I didn't feel like going to school one day. I had seen The Postponement the night before, which I'd seen several times before, but this time I decided to try it out for myself. I made myself cry and somehow got out of going to school that day. I felt so accomplished. I then stayed home and watched Seinfeld all day
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 16:17 |
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If I like their race, how can that be racist?
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 16:22 |
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I’m just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 16:41 |
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penis sandwich posted:If I like their race, how can that be racist? My father's gay!
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 16:45 |
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penis sandwich posted:If I like their race, how can that be racist? You know... You're not chinese.
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 17:34 |
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Alright, I'm CANCELING the father son picnic...I DUNNO WHAT HE'S GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT POTATO SALAD!!!!
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 17:47 |
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Kull the Conqueror posted:Alright, I'm CANCELING the father son picnic...I DUNNO WHAT HE'S GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT POTATO SALAD!!!! Boy that's a lot of potatoes!
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 18:02 |
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thepokey posted:Boy that's a lot of potatoes! Your whole building smells like potatoes.
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 18:04 |
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My girlfriend said 'We need to talk' once. The four worst words in the English language. Except maybe 'Whose bra is this?'
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 20:07 |
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Chili posted:You know... You're not chinese. So, we're just a couple of white people?
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 21:25 |
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I guess...
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 21:31 |
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Pierce and Pierce posted:I guess... Wanna go to The Gap?
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 21:32 |
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esperantinc posted:Wanna go to The Gap? Sure!
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 21:42 |
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Stare-Out posted:
We never should have started this jig! It was good jig! It was terrible! It was a terrible jig!
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 21:47 |
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You think they have fleas there, don't you?
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 21:56 |
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Oh Biff
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 22:06 |
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T. Fine posted:You think they have fleas there, don't you? ......no.......
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# ? Feb 1, 2012 22:27 |
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You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane observations?
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# ? Feb 2, 2012 21:08 |
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OK, painful question of the day... If you had to remove one of the 4 characters from the show, who would you choose so that it would ruin the show the least? For me, it would be Elaine.
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 04:42 |
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I choose... not to run!
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 04:45 |
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personaljesus posted:OK, painful question of the day... Everyone needs Jerry to bounce off, he's the most boring but thats because he's necessary for everyone else to work. Kramers the zaniest, but he makes every other character work so well, Kramer+Newman, Kramer plus Georges parents, Kramer with Jerrys parents, just goes so well. George makes the show, I guess Elaine as well although she has fantastic storylines, and she brings in the best supporting characters, no Elaine means no Puddy, no Peterman... gently caress it, I can't choose.
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 05:00 |
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personaljesus posted:OK, painful question of the day... Oh no. This is the show. And I will not have my artistic integrity compromised.
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 05:03 |
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Love the Keith Hernandez episodes too. "Dinner? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong?" Well you know what I've discovered Mrs. Sokol. It's not so much the looking as the listening. I listen for work. And as I'm looking and listening I am also looking. You can't discount looking. It's sort of a combination. It's looking, and listening, listening and looking. But you must look. jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Feb 3, 2012 |
# ? Feb 3, 2012 05:09 |
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penis sandwich posted:If I like their race, how can that be racist? If this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard.
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 05:41 |
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personaljesus posted:OK, painful question of the day... Kramer. I SAID IT.
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 05:55 |
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I love Elaine but she's the only choice.
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 05:59 |
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neoboman posted:I love Elaine but she's the only choice. I trust Elaine, she is my friend. yeah she could be replaced with Generic Woman #2. She wasn't even in the first episode! Bring back Kramer's dog damnit.
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 06:06 |
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Sash! posted:I trust Elaine, she is my friend. Elaine has a backup group anyway. And in the backward episode Jerry said Nina (?) could step right in if something happened to Elaine.
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 06:10 |
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neoboman posted:Elaine has a backup group anyway. And in the backward episode Jerry said Nina (?) could step right in if something happened to Elaine. Well, you had your summer me... remember Whitey Fisk? the guy who snuck you into Last Tango in Paris?
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 06:15 |
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Definitely Elaine, but then again she's the reason and/or the catalyst for a lot of the more dire situations that Jerry, George and Kramer end up in to begin with. She belongs in that jail cell far more than the others, anyway.
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 06:17 |
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Capt. Sticl posted:Well, you had your summer me... remember Whitey Fisk? the guy who snuck you into Last Tango in Paris?
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 06:22 |
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The Summer of George: holy poo poo these are some bad people. Just a year after shrugging off the death of George's fiance, the rest of the gang shrugs off George when it looks like he may never walk fully again. They all belonged in that jail cell, except maybe Kramer
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# ? Feb 3, 2012 06:38 |