The Pig Says "My Wife Is a Slut"???

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DoYouHasaRabbit: Oct 8, 2007

Commercial I saw on youtube. I was really surprised to see Seinfeld in it... Boy is he showing his age.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt1Ug17_IMI

# ? Feb 4, 2012 08:17

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:40

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

DoYouHasaRabbit posted:

Commercial I saw on youtube. I was really surprised to see Seinfeld in it... Boy is he showing his age.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt1Ug17_IMI

Leno has too many cars already!

# ? Feb 4, 2012 08:29

Loving Life Partner: Apr 17, 2003

That was awesome! I think Jerry looks pretty good for being a couple years off 60.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 13:45

Macaluso: Sep 23, 2005; I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

That was pretty great. I hate Leno, but I guess that made his evil laughter at the end even better.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 14:53

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

May I have one of those, madam?

# ? Feb 4, 2012 15:31

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ehud posted:

May I have one of those, madam?

A perfectly sane food to eat.

Interesting texture...

# ? Feb 4, 2012 15:52

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

I was driving to work and saw a billboard for Seinfeld. A billboard, for a show that ended nearly 14 years ago.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 17:22

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Bernie is dead, you moron! Just because he's wearing sunglasses he looks alive? Ugh, how long is this weekend, anyway?

# ? Feb 4, 2012 17:37

BrandNew: May 16, 2007; Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

myron_cope posted:

I was driving to work and saw a billboard for Seinfeld. A billboard, for a show that ended nearly 14 years ago.

When it was switching to CW i saw a few around Philly/NYC.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 18:42

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Gene's trash!

# ? Feb 4, 2012 20:32

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Kull the Conqueror posted:

Gene's trash!

I'm Gene.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 20:39

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Vincent's an arthouse goon!

# ? Feb 4, 2012 20:48

atomic gog: Apr 11, 2005; Winner June 2013 POTM

we have the same taste in movies :sweatdrop:

# ? Feb 4, 2012 20:57

Loving Life Partner: Apr 17, 2003

I never understood that little plot. Were there actually shelves at the video store for movie connoisseurs to make suggestions and stuff? I never saw anything like that in real life, maybe it was a New York thing.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 21:05

penis sandwich: Aug 28, 2004; have some pudding :)

Loving Life Partner posted:

I never understood that little plot. Were there actually shelves at the video store for movie connoisseurs to make suggestions and stuff? I never saw anything like that in real life, maybe it was a New York thing.

I remember that at both Blockbuster and mom & pop stores (West Coast Video), in the Philly suburbs.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 21:08

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Loving Life Partner posted:

I never understood that little plot. Were there actually shelves at the video store for movie connoisseurs to make suggestions and stuff? I never saw anything like that in real life, maybe it was a New York thing.

Staff picks are the best, but they are sadly a thing of the past.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 21:18

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

You see them live on occasionally at some retail stores; JB HiFi here in Australia likes to have their staff make up little recommendations for games, albums etc.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 21:28

robot roll call: Mar 7, 2006; dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

Loving Life Partner posted:

I never understood that little plot. Were there actually shelves at the video store for movie connoisseurs to make suggestions and stuff? I never saw anything like that in real life, maybe it was a New York thing.

Absolutely, my local video place had a staff picks shelf.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 21:31

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

I had a local video rental place in my neighborhood when I was growing up. It was pretty much entirely composed of different levels of shelving, all the different genres were sorted out down to the most minute classification, and the staff was really knowledgeable. It was exactly the kind of place one would expect to see a "staff picks" section. And yet, there never was one

I also had a Blockbuster in my neighborhood and they never had one, either.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 22:09

BrandNew: May 16, 2007; Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

The local video store in my home town in New Hampshire had a staff picks section and still did as of last year.

# ? Feb 4, 2012 22:10

The Dude: Nov 18, 2000; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude.

Just watched "The Boyfriend" and noticed that you can see Roger McDowell doing the actual spitting during Jerry's re-enactment of the "magic loogie" trajectory.

# ? Feb 5, 2012 00:14

Tirius: Aug 16, 2007; A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.

Just got back seeing Jerry do stand-up in Moncton. What a great show, really funny from start to finish.

He also had some great interaction with the crowd. He was talking about how everyone hates to answer their phones and has tons of security screens, said something like "Who the hell is 5151?! That better not be who I think it is..." when someone yelled out "It's Newman!" That prompted some really funny back and forth between him and the audience for a couple minutes. All in all it was a great show.

# ? Feb 5, 2012 02:47

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Jerusalem posted:

I love how they clearly just dressed up a guy in women's clothes to shoot that hand, but not just any guy, a guy with particularly rugged looking hands.

When you think about it too, that would be a total deal breaker no matter how hot the girl is. Because blehhh..

# ? Feb 5, 2012 02:57

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

The Dude posted:

Just watched "The Boyfriend" and noticed that you can see Roger McDowell doing the actual spitting during Jerry's re-enactment of the "magic loogie" trajectory.

Nice game, pretty boy.

# ? Feb 5, 2012 03:14

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

neoboman posted:

Nice game, pretty boy.

He must have seen me when I dumped that beer on his head!

# ? Feb 5, 2012 03:15

The Dude: Nov 18, 2000; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude.

The spit could not have come from behind! There had to have been a second spitter, behind the bushes, on the gravelly road.

# ? Feb 5, 2012 03:24

Loving Life Partner: Apr 17, 2003

I hadn't seen JFK until years after that, so while that scene is inherently funny, once I saw JFK (and laughed hysterically during that bit), I laughed again so much more the second time. If only because stupid Wayne Knight is in both scenes.

# ? Feb 5, 2012 04:17

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I said, �Listen Marlene,� and then the next thing I know, I�m in the middle of it. And there�s this voice inside of me going, �You�re doing it! You�re doing it!� And then she started to cry, and I weakened a bit. I almost relented, but the voice, Jerry, the voice said, �Keep going, keep going. You�re almost out!� It�s like I was making a prison break, you know, and I�m heading for the wall, and I trip and I twist my ankle, and they throw the light on you, you know. So, somehow I get though the crying and I keep running. Then the cursing started. She�s firing at me from the guard tower. �Son of a bang! Son of a boom!� I get to the top of the wall � the front door. I opened it up, I�m one foot away, I took one last look around the penitentiary, and I jumped!

# ? Feb 5, 2012 23:00

Strasburgs UCL: Jul 28, 2009; Hang in there little buddy

Jerusalem posted:

I like the idea (showcased a little in the Seinfeld season of Curb Your Enthusiasm) that Jerry is just as bad as George/Larry but he goads them on to be the more upfront of the two in regards to being a terrible person, and Jerry looks better as a result.

Like taking an ugly friend out to a bar so you'll look better by comparison.

Indeed, one of my favorite lines from the show is when George asks Jerry, "What kind of a person are you?" and Jerry responds with, "I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful."

# ? Feb 6, 2012 11:02

Konec Hry: Jul 13, 2005; too much love will kill you; Grimey Drawer

# ? Feb 6, 2012 13:05

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Jerusalem posted:

... Didn't come true :smith:

# ? Feb 6, 2012 14:17

VH4Ever: Oct 1, 2005; by sebmojo

Konec Hry posted:

"Don't you see the irony here? You're rejecting a woman because SHE'S bald."

"So?"

"YOU'RE BALD!"

"No, I'm not! I....WAS bald!...Elaine...?"

"I hate this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it!"

# ? Feb 6, 2012 15:58

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

JoeCL posted:

Indeed, one of my favorite lines from the show is when George asks Jerry, "What kind of a person are you?" and Jerry responds with, "I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful."

It's the same dynamic in It's Always Sunny, where Dennis is probably the worst loving person on the show but because he's handsome and a charmer, gets away with all kinds of poo poo that the others don't.

# ? Feb 6, 2012 19:11

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Something bad is going to happen to you someday... it has to!

No, I'll be fine.

# ? Feb 6, 2012 19:40

Midnight Sun: Jun 25, 2007

A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan.

# ? Feb 6, 2012 23:00

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

Alright, FDR, this wish is for all the marbles. You win, you get your wish - I drop dead. I win, I don't drop dead, and I get one-hundred percent anti-drop-dead protection. Forever.

# ? Feb 7, 2012 01:25