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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Nerdfest X posted:

The DiGiorno ads where the husband tries to blame the muddy carpet on the pizza delivery guy make no sense.

Wife: "the carpet is hosed up and we just had it cleaned"
Husband: "the pizza guy did it, sweetie, see these cheesy bread sticks? You cant get those with frozen pizza"

At this point, if the wife believes him, who cleans up the carpet? The pizza guy who left ten minutes ago? Does douchebag husband continue to eat pizza and watch the game with his friends while the wife cleans it up?

I have to laugh every time that commercial comes on, because the way he says "but the pizza came with cheesy breadsticks" with this innocent, doe-eyed facial expression (in essence making him look like a blathering retard) just gets me, and I don't know why.

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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zVxTeflon posted:

Ive never had a pizza guy ever step foot inside my house.

That's because you're not cheating on your wife with the pizza guy you made up.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
Did I seriously just hear Danny Trejo's voice in an old El Paso taco shell commercial?

Apparently google thinks lots of people have that same thought. Dude used to be such a badass. Brand-dilution is the word of the day. I guess this is somewhat like what Porsche enthusiasts felt when they woke up one day and saw the word "cayenne" on their computer-tv-screen used in a way they'd never seen before.

Vin BioEthanol fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Feb 3, 2012

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Wagonburner posted:

Did I seriously just hear Danny Trejo's voice in an old El Paso taco shell commercial?

Apparently google thinks lots of people have that same thought. Dude used to be such a badass. Brand-dilution is the word of the day. I guess this is somewhat like what Porsche enthusiasts felt when they woke up one day and saw the word "cayenne" on their computer-tv-screen used in a way they'd never seen before.

Hey every one needs money. I was going to be snarky and point out some of the movies he was in. Looking at IMDB I saw he was in a Episode of Stargate Atlantis. How the hell did I miss that episode. :psyduck:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Wagonburner posted:

Dude used to be such a badass.

I'm going on record as saying I'm pretty sure he still is a bad-rear end...he did win a few prison boxing matches before becoming involved with the movie/TV industry...

Edit: And he did a couple of voices for King of the Hill (Octavio and Enrique..."Sal-mon!")

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
The DirecTV cable rage commercials are starting to get to me. I don't really know why.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


DrBouvenstein posted:

I'm going on record as saying I'm pretty sure he still is a bad-rear end...he did win a few prison boxing matches before becoming involved with the movie/TV industry...

Edit: And he did a couple of voices for King of the Hill (Octavio and Enrique..."Sal-mon!")

I believe he still gives talks to school kids and youth groups about staying out of gangs, "don't do what I did", scared straight things, etc. So yeah, he's still badass.

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

zVxTeflon posted:

Ive never had a pizza guy ever step foot inside my house.

I really think whoever is writing the commercials for DiGiorno's doesn't understand how pizza delivery works. We've seen across multiple commercials now that the person writing them believes that when you order a pizza, there is an expectation that you invite the delivery guy inside your home or place of business to hang out / join you in whatever activity you are currently engaged in. Apparently this is a common enough occurrence that someone who is not an actual pizza delivery boy would disguise himself as one in order to gain entrance to an exclusive party.

And I know it's been mentioned here already, but I swear if I hear "do you guys know how to post videos toooooofacebook?" one more time I'm going to hurl a chair at my tv.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
A wife telling her husband that they should kill their newborn baby before they get attached to it is not nearly as winsome as Vonage seems to think it is.

Just sayin'.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
I saw an ad for this the other day: https://www.gojohandsfree.com/

My favorite part is where he says bluetooth headsets aren't hands free because you still need to hold your phone. NO YOU DONT!

It's got all the classic Seen on TV product tropes.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

DrBouvenstein posted:

I'm going on record as saying I'm pretty sure he still is a bad-rear end...he did win a few prison boxing matches before becoming involved with the movie/TV industry...

Edit: And he did a couple of voices for King of the Hill (Octavio and Enrique..."Sal-mon!")

Trejo as Enrique is great, because Enrique is pretty much the farthest thing from being a bad-rear end. Trejo's got some range.

CapnAndy posted:

A wife telling her husband that they should kill their newborn baby before they get attached to it is not nearly as winsome as Vonage seems to think it is.

Just sayin'.

:stare:

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

CapnAndy posted:

A wife telling her husband that they should kill their newborn baby before they get attached to it is not nearly as winsome as Vonage seems to think it is.

Just sayin'.

Young Freud posted:

:stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKcN54birRA

You're pretty dark if you get kill out of that though.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

letthereberock posted:

And I know it's been mentioned here already, but I swear if I hear "do you guys know how to post videos toooooofacebook?" one more time I'm going to hurl a chair at my tv.

I've been hearing some buzz that the reaction to the "so ... seconds ago" campaign has been so universally negative that AT&T is considering putting its advertising account with BBDO in review (BBDO has already overhauled the creative team in charge of the account at least once, and AT&T is starting to get frustrated at spending $2 billion a year with the firm and winding up with such lovely material).

Timby fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Feb 4, 2012

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Danny Trejo posted:

I love doing it. Let me tell you something. When I was young, I was an armed robber. I did robberies. And there’s no adrenaline rush like that. When you’re using drugs and doing robberies, it’s hard to distinguish whether you’re doing robberies to support your drug habit, or doing drugs to support your robbery habit. Those guys that flip on motorcycles—it’s like the same kind of adrenaline. It’s unreal. The only time I ever felt that was when I heard Andrey Konchalovskiy yell, “Action!” And then I was like, “Wow. Here we are again. This whole adrenaline—” But this time I didn’t have a gun. I was like, “Wow. This is awesome.” I just totally got hooked. I found my calling. And then when I got my check, I said, “gently caress.” [Laughs.] “Wait a minute. For the first half of my life, I went to prison for being a bad guy. Now they’re paying me to be a bad guy.

The dude can and should take every acting gig with a paycheck for the rest of his life, he had a one-in-a-million lucky break and he'll always be a badass.

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.

GutBomb posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKcN54birRA

You're pretty dark if you get kill out of that though.

Agreed, I think that's a pretty funny one, actually.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Ever wish you had sonic hearing?

quote:

1. Of or relating to audible sound: a sonic wave.
2. Having a speed approaching or being that of sound in air, about 1,220 kilometers (760 miles) per hour at sea level.
3. Slang Extremely exciting and fast-paced: a sonic lifestyle.

So, Micro Plus will allow me to have hearing at the speed of sound? Or will it give me extremely exciting and fast-placed hearing?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Mister Kingdom posted:

Ever wish you had sonic hearing?

When they first started running that commercial years ago, I'd always quip "Yeah I just have this useless thermal hearing."

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
There's a new Geico piggy commercial out. He's street luging. :iia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ZDV3fvaXM

Requesting gif of :11-:17

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

gently caress that pig, and gently caress Geico. Do they really need another character associated with their company? Maybe they're planning an Avengers-type commercial with the caveman, the pile of money, that pig, and Brian Orakpo.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
I don't know how many canadians are following this thread but dear god why are Tim Hortons commercials so consistently awful? Has anyone else noticed how every commercial for the last few years is based on the identical premise of having a group of similar people sitting/standing/driving/hanging around talking (inanely) about some Timmy's food item?

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

I usually hate beer commercials, but Budweiser had one tonight with She Sells Sanctuary playing which piqued my interest.

Then some hack began rapping over the song. :rubshands:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

explosivo posted:

gently caress that pig, and gently caress Geico. Do they really need another character associated with their company? Maybe they're planning an Avengers-type commercial with the caveman, the pile of money, that pig, and Brian Orakpo.

I kind of want to see your team up commercial now. They can band together to fight Lincoln Nationial (the most evil insurance company ever).

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Rhyno posted:

I kind of want to see your team up commercial now. They can band together to fight Lincoln Nationial (the most evil insurance company ever).

That would be kind of awesome, wouldn't it? :allears:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Fauxhawk Express posted:

I usually hate beer commercials, but Budweiser had one tonight with She Sells Sanctuary playing which piqued my interest.

Then some hack began rapping over the song. :rubshands:

My friend made the comment that at least Ian Astbury and the Cult well get some money off this, even if Flo-rida ruined his song.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Few things I noticed during the Super Bowl last night, in addition to Anheueiser-Bush apparently getting exclusivity to the whole drat broadcast because holy hell thy were all over it:


Seemed like a lot of companies were teaming up on spots. GE and Budweiser was one and I know there were at least 2-3 others. VW having Star Wars characters out of nowhere was pretty fun too.

King/Pimp Elton John was loving awesome.

Laughed like an idiot at the red M&M dancing naked at the party.

Where in the hell has FedEx been lately? They usually have some of the best spots in the Super Bowl and this is at least 2-3 years they've been absent.

And apparently GM has pissed off Ford with their spot and they give no gently caress:

quote:

"We stand by our claims in the commercial, that the Silverado is the most dependable, longest lasting full-size pickup on the road," said Joel Ewanick, GM Global Chief Marketing Officer in a statement."

"In the meantime, people who are really worried about the Mayan calendar coming true should buy a Silverado right away." Ewanick added.

DJExile fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Feb 6, 2012

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

DJExile posted:

Few things I noticed during the Super Bowl last night, in addition to Anheueiser-Bush apparently getting exclusivity to the whole drat broadcast because holy hell thy were all over it:


Seemed like a lot of companies were teaming up on spots. GE and Budweiser was one and I know there were at least 2-3 others. VW having Star Wars characters out of nowhere was pretty fun too.

King/Pimp Elton John was loving awesome.

Laughed like an idiot at the red M&M dancing naked at the party.

Where in the hell has FedEx been lately? They usually have some of the best spots in the Super Bowl and this is at least 2-3 years they've been absent.

And apparently GM has pissed off Ford with their spot and they give no gently caress:
Those comments! :stare:

quote:

Socrates • 32 minutes ago

Yet when Ford wanted to run a normal ad where the Ford customer said they picked Ford because they didn't receive a government bailout, Obama and his administration called the CEO of Ford and asked him to not run the commercial. Crony capitalism at it's worse!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Almost forgot: The doritos slingshot baby and mafia dog spots were goddamn great.

The car spot with the cheetah (Hyundai?) was pretty good too.

ProfessorGroove
Jun 10, 2006

by Ion Helmet

DJExile posted:

King/Pimp Elton John was loving awesome.

For Pepsi right? That might have been the worst commercial I've ever seen. It just reeked off "what do the kids these days think is cool?" Elton John might as well have announced he must go because his home planet needs him then flown off frame by frame at the end. At least then it would have been ironic instead of insulting.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

ProfessorGroove posted:

For Pepsi right? That might have been the worst commercial I've ever seen. It just reeked off "what do the kids these days think is cool?" Elton John might as well have announced he must go because his home planet needs him then flown off frame by frame at the end. At least then it would have been ironic instead of insulting.

I think he may have been referring to the general presentation of Elton John as a king of some realm.

That said, I disliked the commercial as a result of some contract for the X-Factor winner (Contest winner shall appear in a super bowl ad for pepsi). Pepsi shot themselves in the foot by throwing in this unknown (how many people watched X-Factor anyway?) to sing to Elton John. Now everyone is trying to figure out who this girl is instead of talking about the commercial/pepsi.

You put any main celebrity in there instead and you've got a decent commercial.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Will Farrell's run of extremely targeted Old Milwaukee ads continued last night. Previously the ads have aired only in Davenport, Iowa and Terre Haute, Indiana. Last night's Superbowl ad went even smaller to North Platte, Nebraska. I've got to say, this is getting weird.

Edit: The other day I saw a new Geico ad that I thought was really funny. Its a couple trying to save money on home security so they get a panther. It cuts to their bedroom at night with the panther sitting up on a dresser while they lie in bed eyes wide open.

muscles like this! fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Feb 6, 2012

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The Kia Optima commercial with Motley Crue was the best of the night for me. If only because it made me say "Holy poo poo! That really is Motley Crue!" when they did a close up of the band.

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran
The Samsung one with Justin Hawkins and Brian Urlacher was pretty drat cool.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

ASK ME HOW TO GET FREE BEER!
(THE ANSWER IS "CHEATING GOONS OUT OF IT")

Rhyno posted:

The Kia Optima commercial with Motley Crue was the best of the night for me. If only because it made me say "Holy poo poo! That really is Motley Crue!" when they did a close up of the band.

Yeah it's even better because Vince Neil killed a dude while driving drunk!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Thwomp posted:

I think he may have been referring to the general presentation of Elton John as a king of some realm.

Yeah this. The commercial itself was just kind of weird, but Elton rocking an overblown monarch outfit was great.

MoonTuna
Feb 11, 2011

by angerbot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t34KBrek2_U

This commercial has caused me to cancel my discover card because they show it CONSTANTLY. It is grating, it reminds me how much we consume, and I just flat out hate it. When the lady on the line asked why I was canceling my card I told her, your commercials are obnoxious. Seems I am not alone.

It's cool though I still have a credit union card that is better. Feels good too, one less piece of plastic to carry around.

Glenn_Beckett
Sep 13, 2008

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television I'm just like 'Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaqua'

Thwomp posted:

I think he may have been referring to the general presentation of Elton John as a king of some realm.

I interpreted it as Elton John: King of Pepsi

And it became the best commercial of all time.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Cyril Sneer posted:

I don't know how many canadians are following this thread but dear god why are Tim Hortons commercials so consistently awful? Has anyone else noticed how every commercial for the last few years is based on the identical premise of having a group of similar people sitting/standing/driving/hanging around talking (inanely) about some Timmy's food item?

Nothing is worse than the Timmy's lasagna commerical with the "thanks mommy" guy.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I liked the Seinfeld car commercial.

Because a funny stand-up comedian works really hard to get something, then Jay Leno swoops in and takes it away.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sash! posted:

I liked the Seinfeld car commercial.

Because a funny stand-up comedian works really hard to get something, then Jay Leno swoops in and takes it away.

I thought it was a bit odd considering what a Porsche nut Seinfeld is.

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SnafuAl
Oct 20, 2010

VR! VR! VR!
BLOODY VR!


Having watched the Superbowl on BBC, I didn't see any ads, except for catching the tail end of one or two when they cut to the NBC feed slightly early. One such transition was to shots of Indianapolis, with one of the commentators saying "The beautiful city of Indianapolis, brought to you by Bud Light".

I'm sure there was some context I missed, but it certainly seemed to imply that Bud Light was sponsoring the entire city.

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