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mind the walrus posted:We should start a "Which of GRRM's avatars fucks Dany before the series is up" pool. All of them. All at once. Never was there so much fat man fold cheese. The stench alone will defeat the Others and bring peace at last.
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Feb 7, 2012 22:12
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mind the walrus posted:Tommen's Mom has got it going on. Cersei can't you see, you're just not the girl for me
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Feb 7, 2012 22:26
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crazypeltast52 posted:Cersei can't you see, you're just not the girl for me Now I'm just confused. Do you want to bang Tommen's Mom or not?
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Feb 7, 2012 23:16
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my cat is norris posted:Now I'm just confused. Do you want to bang Tommen's Mom or not? Duh. Obviously the song is from Jaime's perspective over the course of books 3 and 4.
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my cat is norris posted:Now I'm just confused. Do you want to bang Tommen's Mom or not? Tommen's mom is a Q.I.L.F. - Osmund Kettleblack
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Feb 7, 2012 23:34
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Eugene Levy would make a great Balon Greyjoy.
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SCTV? More like SKTV, am I right? Martin Short would be a fantastic Varys.
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Feb 8, 2012 00:57
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Ambiguatron posted:All of them.
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Feb 8, 2012 01:13
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I can see paulie shore as an excellent Ramsay.
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:I can see paulie shore as an excellent Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay should play Ramsay Bolton
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Anders posted:Gordon Ramsay should play Ramsay Bolton This is perfect since both are stupid assholes who like to cry like babies when things don't go their way. Also they are (probably) both sadist pigs. Edit: I say probably because I am not 100% sure that Ramsey Bolton is one, we need more evidence from the next book. Stay Safe fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Feb 8, 2012 |
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Feb 8, 2012 03:06
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Oh dear. You've insulted The Bad Thread's Lord and Saviour.
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Feb 8, 2012 03:22
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whowhatwhere posted:Oh dear. You've insulted The Bad Thread's Lord and Saviour. Viconia?
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No, Viconia is the Once and Future Mod. Gordon Ramsay is the Lord and Saviour. Once this thread was good, but Gordon Ramsay yelled at us for being boring.
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I have nothing against the goon Gordan Ramsay or whatever his/her name is, just the
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Just stop, for the love of god. He's going to hear you  My name is smarion2... My name is smarion2....
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Feb 8, 2012 05:27
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...it rhymes with carrion thew.
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Feb 8, 2012 05:34
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Xiahou Dun posted:...it rhymes with carrion stew. That's a better rhyme. You gotta know your name. And the name of your dinner.
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Feb 8, 2012 06:33
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hailthefish posted:That's a better rhyme. You gotta know your name. And the name of your dinner. Lampreyus Pieus, commander of the armies of the north, general of the shitwater legions.
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Feb 8, 2012 12:16
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Jakabite posted:Lampreyus Pieus, commander of the armies of the north, general of the shitwater legions. Their marching song: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a
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So a buddy of mine just got a mail from Amazon to tell him the following : http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/ref=pe_13021_28629411_pe_pack4txt/0007466072 How realistic is that release date?
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Yannos posted:So a buddy of mine just got a mail from Amazon to tell him the following : Well, it doesn't depend on grrm to do anything as the US edition was only one volume. So I don't see any reason it couldn't be true.
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Oh yeah so it's just the soft cover version then. Got a bit confused I guess. I would assume they'd get released at the same time.
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Wasn't supposed to be out until July I thought. Since he broke the volume in two, there is another prologue! And he said he was going to include a new epilogue in the paperback version - new epilogue chapter from TWOW.
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The GRRMs of other mediums: Gabe Newell of Valve, releasing the awesome of half-life, half-life 2, Episode One and Two while taking forever to do so. The Episode 2-Episode 3 gap is approaching FFC-DWD levels with no announcement in sight, also obese. George Lucas, three decent movies followed by a long gap, then a pile of absolute poo poo in the next 3 movies. Also obese and an absolute fucker. Where are the other GRRMs? Their names don't have to start with a G, but if there's a pattern we should make sure no more children are given G_ names.
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Well theres Roman Polanski because nuncle jimbo fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Feb 9, 2012 |
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Feb 9, 2012 04:43
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crazypeltast52 posted:Gabe Newell of Valve, releasing the awesome of half-life, half-life 2, Episode One and Two while taking forever to do so. The Episode 2-Episode 3 gap is approaching FFC-DWD levels with no announcement in sight, also obese. In the commentary for portal 2, there's a part where he says something about it probably being the last game they make with dedicated single player content, so I wouldn't hold my breath for episode 3.
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TheSleeper posted:In the commentary for portal 2, there's a part where he says something about it probably being the last game they make with dedicated single player content, so I wouldn't hold my breath for episode 3. No, bluh, this is not what was said, go look at the Occupy Half-Life thread for more detail.
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Feb 9, 2012 06:09
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Yannos posted:So a buddy of mine just got a mail from Amazon to tell him the following : After the Feast? How have I been reading this thread the last month and have never heard of this?
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Octy posted:After the Feast? How have I been reading this thread the last month and have never heard of this? they split the really long books for softcover reissuing to make more money cause shits on tv now
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Feb 9, 2012 07:50
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run DNC posted:they split the really long books for softcover reissuing to make more money cause shits on tv now I thought they always did that in foreign countries due to the page length? Like there was a standard limit to how big fiction novels could be in size or something.
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run DNC posted:they split the really long books for softcover reissuing to make more money cause shits on tv now drat it. Here I was thinking maybe there was new material there.
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General Battuta posted:No, bluh, this is not what was said, go look at the Occupy Half-Life thread for more detail. This is the thread which models itself after the  of Gurm. Summarize the gist, please.
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Azure_Horizon posted:I thought they always did that in foreign countries due to the page length? Like there was a standard limit to how big fiction novels could be in size or something. It's a pretty common fate for translated works; seems a translation of almost any text tends to wind up a bit longer than the original.
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whowhatwhere posted:This is the thread which models itself after the The bad thread can rest assured that its long-delayed and much-longed-for love, Half Life 3 (nee Half Life 2 Episode 3), will probably contain single player content. Gabe did an interview clarifying his remarks re: single player campaigns. Apparently in the future Valve will be focusing on 'single player plus', wherein even their single player campaigns have value added through social networking and bullshit like that. Maybe something like the hints system in Demon's Souls. It doesn't mean the end of all single player campaigns from Valve in favor of yearly CS and DOTA sequels.
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Groke posted:It's a pretty common fate for translated works; seems a translation of almost any text tends to wind up a bit longer than the original. Ah, yes, it must have taken great effort to translate from American English to British English
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whowhatwhere posted:Ah, yes, it must have taken great effort to translate from American English to British English Those superfluous 'U's add up man.
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whowhatwhere posted:Ah, yes, it must have taken great effort to translate from American English to British English
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Factor_VIII posted:I hope they translated it into Cockney English. Whole thing into Cockney rhyming slang, eh? I was just making a general observation, anyway. The first book just came out in Norwegian and was split in two volumes even for the hardcover edition, I'm going to check it out just because the translators are two old high school gaming buddies of mine and I'm curious to see if my homies did a good job.
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