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hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Elman posted:

It is a great movie.

The Birth of a Nation was the only truly great movie of the 20th century. It set the standard for every other film since. You can't argue that it's racist or disrespectful to Blacks because that was just people's beliefs at the time.

On that note, the Ku Klux Klan may disagree with mainstream opinions, but they also do some good!

edit: drat, new page! Here, have some hilarious and original Photoshop content:

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oddspelling: May 31, 2009; Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

Nickleback is an objectively good band.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 02:42

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oddspelling posted:

Nickleback is an objectively good band.

So which band member do you want to have sex with?

# ? Feb 9, 2012 03:25

JD Brickmeister: Sep 4, 2008; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Slide Rule posted:

So which band member do you want to have sex with?

Morrisey

# ? Feb 9, 2012 04:43

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Morrissey was in the cure you retard.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 08:58

SlothfulCobra: Mar 27, 2011

hyperhazard posted:

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I sure am glad that I wasn't the one to do that.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 15:11

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

This thread is unmitigated poo poo.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 15:15

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

SlothfulCobra posted:

I sure am glad that I wasn't the one to do that.

Man, back when I joined, you could say whatever you wanted. This site has really gone downhill since Dec 2011.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 16:20

JD Brickmeister: Sep 4, 2008; by Y Kant Ozma Post

swampland posted:

Morrissey was in the cure you retard.

drat!!!!! I knew I misspelled it - but I wasn't sure. And after I have made so many posts about hassling people about that it's actually kind of ironic because... [4000 words later] ...and essentially that is why I pretty much blame my parents for this kind of thing.

Plus he (is or was) celibate so you couldn't have (consensual) sex with him and that would also be ironic.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 19:22

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JD Brickmeister posted:

drat!!!!! I knew I misspelled it - but I wasn't sure. And after I have made so many posts about hassling people about that it's actually kind of ironic because... [4000 words later] ...and essentially that is why I pretty much blame my parents for this kind of thing.

Plus he (is or was) celibate so you couldn't have (consensual) sex with him and that would also be ironic.

If you go over 4000 words, your argument is invalid. I go to 4000 words exactly because I am intellectually superior.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 19:29

GIANT OUIJA BOARD: Aug 22, 2011; 177 Years of Your Dick
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The Phantom Menace was actually a pretty good movie.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 00:00

Doug: Feb 27, 2006; This station is
non-operational.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

The Phantom Menace was actually a pretty good movie.

What an uncultured swine, clearly the only relevant sci-fi that has ever been produced is Metropolis. Everything that came after is just a poor imitation.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 00:41

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Doug posted:

What an uncultured swine, clearly the only relevant sci-fi that has ever been produced is Metropolis. Everything that came after is just a poor imitation.

Who watches things in black and white? You Neandertals (and no there is not supposed to be an "h". Let me tell you why)

# ? Feb 10, 2012 01:41

SlothfulCobra: Mar 27, 2011

The special edition Star Wars is indisputably better than the originals. The prequels are even better than that. The DVD release is superior to the whole bunch. The 3D movies will be the best yet.

Newer is always better, if you think otherwise you are FACTUALLY WRONG. Go back to your cave and eat your rotten wooly mammoth meat, you don't belong in the future with the rest of us. :viggo:

Oh, and the guy who tried to post all the smug emotes missed a couple. :smaug:

:human being: :newt:

# ? Feb 10, 2012 02:51

PWI: Jun 1, 2006; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Goddammit I just want my dog to lick my balls I'm so lonely. Has anyone tried peanut butter? Does it work?

# ? Feb 10, 2012 03:06

JD Brickmeister: Sep 4, 2008; by Y Kant Ozma Post

MillionDollarMurray posted:

Goddammit I just want my dog to lick my balls I'm so lonely. Has anyone tried peanut butter? Does it work?

Peanut butter is not really an acceptable substitute for having your dog lick your balls. Peanut butter just sits there, then your body heat melts it and it starts to run into your butt-crack. Plus it's a giant hassle to clean up.

Trust me.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 04:33

Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

hyperhazard posted:

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EW took this thread seriously for gently caress's sake < :mad:

# ? Feb 10, 2012 04:41

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

MillionDollarMurray posted:

Goddammit I just want my dog to lick my balls I'm so lonely.

I don't believe you. If you were seriously pathetic and lonely, you would own a cat.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 04:42

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

*Ahem*

"If it weren't for the fact that the hightened risk of developing Autism could potentially harm my precious Indigo Child, I'd totally get him vaccinated against the Gay."

# ? Feb 10, 2012 05:09

Slack Motherfucker: Aug 16, 2005; Pillbug

I really think that Star Wars: The Old Republic should have its own subforum. I'm sick of the fascist mods and admins keeping it down, this is exactly like apartheid because

# ? Feb 10, 2012 05:42

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Breetai posted:

*Ahem*

"If it weren't for the fact that the hightened risk of developing Autism could potentially harm my precious Indigo Child, I'd totally get him vaccinated against the Gay."

Keep telling yourself that "Indigo Child" doesn't mean "retarded".

# ? Feb 10, 2012 17:12