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Tyberius posted:I feel terrible that I had to look up which song they were singing in the latest Cosmopolitan commercial. Those commercials are always top notch. That was amazing, have never seen that. I suppose you can be forgiven for not knowing the song. (If you live in like Senegal or rural China) If I ever get enough money to go to vegas resorts I'm voting with my wallet and going to the one that uses the words "beelzlebub has a devil put aside for me" on network ads.
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This goddamn Dominoes "Parmesan Bread Bites" ad is driving me nuts! The dude "invented" garlic bread with a sprinkle of cheese on it. I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE HIM CEO! AHHHHH BREAD!!!!!!
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Feb 16, 2012 01:27
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MillionsV posted:This goddamn Dominoes "Parmesan Bread Bites" ad is driving me nuts! They suck. You don't even get dipping sauce. I only got them because they were free as part of a coupon.
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Feb 16, 2012 01:43
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MillionsV posted:This goddamn Dominoes "Parmesan Bread Bites" ad is driving me nuts! They're like garlic knots' retarded little brother.
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Feb 16, 2012 02:44
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You know, I liked you wheat thins. I really did. My patronage wasn't enough apparently and you decided to hitch your wagon to a tired Family Guy non-joke in some misguided attempt to make Wheat Thins cool with the kids or something. Well FFUCK YOU gently caress SETH MCFARLANE AND HIS HORRIBLE 'EDGY' UNCOMFORTABLY LONG NON-JOKES ABOUT PEOPLE WHO PRONOUNCE THINGS DIFFERENTLY HA loving HA. NOT ONLY DO I NOW MUTE THE TELEVISION WHEN YOUR COMMERCIAL COMES ON NOW BUT YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY USED PAVLOVIAN CONDITIONING TO CREATE A GAG REFLEX AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR poo poo THIN WHEAT. Get bent you cunts
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Feb 16, 2012 10:28
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Moose-Willis posted:You know, I liked you wheat thins. I really did. This drove me crazy the first time I saw it, because I hadn't really been paying attention, and thought it was a Family Guy commercial, then realized at the end that they had been saying "Wheat Thins" over and over for some reason. I saw it a second time, and realized it was just the two of them saying "Wheat Thins" back and forth for its entirety. I wanted to die.
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Honey...I love you. That's why I'm proposing to you over the goddamn Progresso soup, because I'm a complete tool who couldn't think of a more romantic way to do it. 
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Feb 17, 2012 22:53
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I've now seen a third Geico "Little Piggy" commercial, pretty much identical to the second, but substitute street luge for zip lining. The problem is, there are people out there who like that loving pig. WHY?! Dead God, why?! They will be the downfall of western civilization.
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Feb 17, 2012 23:09
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DrBouvenstein posted:I've now seen a third Geico "Little Piggy" commercial, pretty much identical to the second, but substitute street luge for zip lining. My manager loves this pig, and didn't even see the first commercial until after the zipline one. I told her about it, and she immediately went on to Youtube, turned her volume up, and looked up the first one. I could hear it in the next room, and it made me sad. e: I can't wait until they work it into an NHL commercial.
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Feb 17, 2012 23:12
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DrBouvenstein posted:The problem is, there are people out there who like that loving pig. WHY?! Dead God, why?! They will be the downfall of western civilization. I'll admit I liked the first one, but the rest? Nah.
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Feb 17, 2012 23:41
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Mister Kingdom posted:I'll admit I liked the first one, but the rest? Nah. It's the newest, "This character is popular, let's divorce him from the original concept and just make commercials based about him.", see the CarFox and the Kia Hamsters.
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Atasi posted:It's the newest, "This character is popular, let's divorce him from the original concept and just make commercials based about him.", see the CarFox and the Kia Hamsters. I liked the Kia Hamster commercial with the dancing robots, even if it was very  -worthy. Then again I'd like anything with robots, so 
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Feb 18, 2012 00:41
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Goddammit, random car ad, I thought I would never have to hear that loving awful "riding dirty" song again 
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U.T. Raptor posted:Goddammit, random car ad, I thought I would never have to hear that loving awful "riding dirty" song again It's the first time I've heard it instead of White And Nerdy in at least three years.
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Feb 18, 2012 12:23
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U.T. Raptor posted:Goddammit, random car ad, I thought I would never have to hear that loving awful "riding dirty" song again That song is boss. Sorry you're a nerd. 
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Feb 18, 2012 15:49
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So there's this commercial that's been bugging the hell out of me about a lovely guy who cares more about the game than his girlfriend. i have no idea how the internet works, so I performed a pagan ritual to summon this footage of it. Now I need to clean up all of this goat blood.
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Old Navy has jeans for every shape. So hey, let's use an asian for our "flat" shape. E: And Activia is back to "we help prevent irregularity!" claims. Wasn't this what got them sued? DJExile fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Feb 20, 2012 |
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Feb 20, 2012 03:38
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Just experienced the most godawful commercial of all time. I was dozing off in front of the TV like always on Sunday night when I hear this piercing buzzer noise. Imagine if the robot Beeno from Adventure Time could cry, except 300x louder. I jump up from my couch (its a nice couch) ready for action because holy gently caress what am I hearing right now? I thought it was War of the Worlds. Anyways, I finally notice its coming from the TV and I catch the tail end of a Goddamn Scrolling Banner Ad during the actual TV show. Was this some sort of a joke put on by Adult Swim or is this a real type of advertisement? Holy hell I am about to call Comcast and cancel my cable entirely.
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Feb 20, 2012 06:11
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DJExile posted:E: And Activia is back to "we help prevent irregularity!" claims. Wasn't this what got them sued? It bothers me because I've always been a Jamie Lee Curtis fan and I hate to see her shilling for what's essentially snake oil/placebo yogurt.
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Feb 20, 2012 06:19
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There is this shaver ad that has Adrian Brody, Andre 3000, and some random eurotrash. My issue with this ad is that Andre's straw hat looks like it got ran over by a lawnmower. Why is he wearing a straw hat with holes in it?
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Feb 20, 2012 17:05
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Nerdfest X posted:There is this shaver ad that has Adrian Brody, Andre 3000, and some random eurotrash. My issue with this ad is that Andre's straw hat looks like it got ran over by a lawnmower. Why is he wearing a straw hat with holes in it? Gael Garcia Bernal is not "some random eurotrash."
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Feb 20, 2012 17:09
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Nerdfest X posted:There is this shaver ad that has Adrian Brody, Andre 3000, and some random eurotrash. My issue with this ad is that Andre's straw hat looks like it got ran over by a lawnmower. Why is he wearing a straw hat with holes in it? Hell I was just surprised to see him at all. What has Andre 3000 been up to these days? E: Oh I guess he's on some new Gorillaz single. Good for him  Also Muscles that's an awesome av.
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SlothfulCobra posted:So there's this commercial that's been bugging the hell out of me about a lovely guy who cares more about the game than his girlfriend. i have no idea how the internet works, so I performed a pagan ritual to summon this footage of it. It makes me sad to see people hating on this commercial. Every time I see it, it never fails to make me laugh. At the very least, it's leagues better than the other AT&T commercials with the obnoxious "that's so __ seconds ago" assholes.
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Feb 20, 2012 20:28
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Nonbaka posted:It makes me sad to see people hating on this commercial. Every time I see it, it never fails to make me laugh. At the very least, it's leagues better than the other AT&T commercials with the obnoxious "that's so __ seconds ago" assholes. I love it too, my husband doesn't really care for football, but he does know enough not to schedule a dinner on Sunday/Monday night.
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Feb 20, 2012 20:55
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With the new Playstation vida commercials it looks like it will be super easy to get one since every one will be playing theirs on the sidewalk, parks, crosswalks, top of building and while walking on their way to work.
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Feb 21, 2012 00:20
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I liked the Kia Hamster commercial with the dancing robots, even if it was very I like this one too. It's short, funny and relatively unobtrusive if you don't like it.
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Feb 21, 2012 01:51
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gently caress every commercial that just has typing and nothing else as sound effects. Why are there so many of these and why do they all appear to use a gorilla pounding on the keyboard?
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Feb 21, 2012 04:37
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Industrial posted:gently caress every commercial that just has typing and nothing else as sound effects. Why are there so many of these and why do they all appear to use a gorilla pounding on the keyboard? It's all just Bobby Moynihan. http://www.hulu.com/watch/328545/saturday-night-live-newspaper#s-p5-sr-i1
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vrunt posted:Just experienced the most godawful commercial of all time. I was dozing off in front of the TV like always on Sunday night when I hear this piercing buzzer noise. Imagine if the robot Beeno from Adventure Time could cry, except 300x louder. I jump up from my couch (its a nice couch) ready for action because holy gently caress what am I hearing right now? I thought it was War of the Worlds. You must get lucky or this is just the first time it's actually woken you up but that's the monthly test of the emergency broadcast system. It sucks.
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I imagine anyone on this forum has watched TV regularly for at least a couple of decades, how do you go that long without ever encountering the EBS signal?
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Darth Freddy posted:With the new Playstation vida commercials it looks like it will be super easy to get one since every one will be playing theirs on the sidewalk, parks, crosswalks, top of building and while walking on their way to work. What I want to know is who thought "Grab a big box" was a good marketing campaign.
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Yeah, providers are required to run EBS tests every... week (E: or month?) I think, and usually run them when nobody's watching.
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DJExile posted:Yeah, providers are required to run EBS tests every... week (E: or month?) I think, and usually run them when nobody's watching. Actually, when the EAS replaced the EBS in 1997, it was established that on even-numbered months, the monthly test must go out between the hours of the local sunset and 8:30 a.m., while on odd-numbered months it's between 8:30 a.m. and local sunset.
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Something about the ad for The Lorax rubs me the wrong way. Probably the ad doing the terrible "guest starring these celebrities" section of the commercials, which on CGI Cartoons, tends to mean the movie is going to be awful.
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Feb 22, 2012 03:29
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It might be the fact that when I first saw the trailer it was blaring at me in a theater or maybe it looks like they're trying too hard to make it seem zany, but I can't wait for March 2nd to get here so commercials for that Project X movie can end. Also the Chevy Sonic ads with We Are Young playing. I don't really find the ad that offensive but it seems to play every commercial break. I hate when songs are repeated because i'll eventually get tired of them so hearing just the chorus of that one song has become aggravating.
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I am severely disappointed that this new Project X movie has nothing to do with Matthew Broderick saving super-smart chimpanzees from government experiments.
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Rirse posted:Something about the ad for The Lorax rubs me the wrong way. Probably the ad doing the terrible "guest starring these celebrities" section of the commercials, which on CGI Cartoons, tends to mean the movie is going to be awful. "That's a woman!?" I'm not sure why this line has to be repeated in every version of the commercial I've seen so far.
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keiran_helcyan posted:"That's a woman!?" Because in the Lorax's mind, she's not a woman, but a huwore.
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Rirse posted:Something about the ad for The Lorax rubs me the wrong way. "I don't know how many trees I got left... I'm gonna get real weird with it." Actually, it's not much of a problem.
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Rirse posted:Something about the ad for The Lorax rubs me the wrong way. Probably the ad doing the terrible "guest starring these celebrities" section of the commercials, which on CGI Cartoons, tends to mean the movie is going to be awful. I think it's the "ignoring the entire point of the original story for some Big Brother City poo poo and turning the Lorax into Frank from Always Sunny" part that means the movie is going to be awful. 404GoonNotFound posted:Because in the Lorax's mind, she's not a woman, but a huwore. I believe the correct spelling is "hooooor".
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