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The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

Happy Hat posted:

Also - is Rage a good game, because I just bought it, and it is downloading, but my wife wants to have sex tonight, and I am wondering if I should leave her hanging by finishing really fast, and then go play Rage...

Internets: I need your advice!
You can't have sex and play games at the same time?

Edit: Sexy game snype mildly :nws: http://imgur.com/nnbh9 :nws:

Nobody posts snipes anymore. :(

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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Think of her as a dating sim

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

Steve Yun posted:

Think of her as a dating sim

What is a dating sim?

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Happy Hat posted:

What is a dating sim?

Probably NWS

http://cdn.software112.com/Games-and-Entertainment/Simulation/Screenshots/49666-nude-school-erotic-dating-sim.jpg

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Casu Marzu posted:

Play videogames while giving it to her.

Use her bajingo in place of hands to play the game.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Happy Hat posted:

What is a dating sim?

Think bad text based game with inane choices that ultimately leads to a payoff consisting of a bad porn slideshow with some voice acting if you're lucky.

EVG
Dec 17, 2005

If I Saw It, Here's How It Happened.

Steve Yun posted:

Well, it is kinda nice to be able to sear beef in a dutch oven and then make beef stew in the same vessel. You can also do it separately with a skillet, yes, but a little bit of the fond gets left behind that way.

But yes in general a aluminum/steel pot will work the same as an enameled dutch oven in most functions. When Cook's Illustrated reviewed dutch ovens, the All-Clad steel stockpot tied with the Le Creuset for first place.

I have this (the All-Clad steel stockpot) and it works great. Love it.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Relevant, gross, not really NWS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh


Edit: also blahhhhhh


Dude eats stuff. :barf:

Casu Marzu fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Feb 23, 2012

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Happy Hat posted:

I use Staub which has a glass surface, never had a problem with chipping from too much heat, as I have with le creuset on multiple occations - they retain heat beautifully, they do not ruin the taste of the food, they are durable and good in use too..

Wait, what's this about Staub and glass? I got a Staub, how's the enamel different?

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

Steve Yun posted:

Wait, what's this about Staub and glass? I got a Staub, how's the enamel different?

The black interiour coating is glass based, and won't chip as easily as regular enamel (well - it won't chip at all) - as far as I remember.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Okay cool, I kinda regretted getting one at first because the black made it hard to see how browned my meats got, but that's pretty cool

edit: also, the outside bottom got slightly chipped from wear and tear (it was a floor model at half price) but the nice thing was that they did multiple coats so under the enamel was more enamel

Toast
Dec 7, 2002

GoonsWithSpoons.com :chef:Generalissimo:chef:
I miss my enamel, it's buried in a ton of cooking boxes til I get my new place though :(

Safety Engineer
Jun 13, 2008

Fuuuck, I hate the wait that accompanies an offer on a house. The kitchen goes above and beyond the description of incredible. I'd make sweet forbidden love to both sets of the double ovens alone.

Rule .303
Dec 9, 2011
(Instructions are just some other guy's opinion)
My house was built with the "Home and Gardens Dream Kitchen of 1963" with the blond wood, trim and glittery formica. The only modification that was done was when they removed the "bronze" stove and refrigerator, and left the original stove hood.
Now, it was built with a recycled 1950's enameled cast-iron double sink with double draining board. Classic lines like a greek temple or a Bel-Aire with fins. The next person who suggests I replace it with a stainless will die horribly, I vow this.

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.

Rule .303 posted:

My house was built with the "Home and Gardens Dream Kitchen of 1963" with the blond wood, trim and glittery formica. The only modification that was done was when they removed the "bronze" stove and refrigerator, and left the original stove hood.
Now, it was built with a recycled 1950's enameled cast-iron double sink with double draining board. Classic lines like a greek temple or a Bel-Aire with fins. The next person who suggests I replace it with a stainless will die horribly, I vow this.
I would love to see pictures of this. It sounds perfectly lovely.

I have a bunch of my mother's Club cookware, as well as some other really old pots from that era, and I'd not trade them for anything. I like my cast aluminium pots. They've all got so much character.

Rule .303
Dec 9, 2011
(Instructions are just some other guy's opinion)

dino. posted:

I would love to see pictures of this. It sounds perfectly lovely.


Your wish is my command...well, considered opinion at least.



This is what the sink looked like when I bought it. It needed a lot of TLC.

I would take a picture for "after" but it is full of dishes right now. Maybe tomorrow.
See the back yard? I'm thinking of putting a dead washing machine out there!

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Happy Hat posted:

Also - is Rage a good game, because I just bought it, and it is downloading, but my wife wants to have sex tonight, and I am wondering if I should leave her hanging by finishing really fast, and then go play Rage...

Internets: I need your advice!

Rage is OK. What you need is some Fallout New Vegas.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Rule .303 posted:


See the back yard? I'm thinking of putting a dead washing machine out there!

You kiddin' me? It's begging for an archway and a little gate. I totally see secret garden potential out there instead of white trash scary neighborhood motif. :colbert:

Rule .303
Dec 9, 2011
(Instructions are just some other guy's opinion)
I had one friend who thought I should build a Shinto arch, another who wanted me to build a Stargate, and a third who thought a trilithon or a group of standing stones would be most appropriate.

I I'm looking at a greenhouse and an outdoors canning kitchen.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
I'd have an outhouse. No question.

Reblochon + potato = doublegood

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Happy Hat posted:

Also - is Rage a good game, because I just bought it, and it is downloading, but my wife wants to have sex tonight, and I am wondering if I should leave her hanging by finishing really fast, and then go play Rage...

Internets: I need your advice!

Well one involves being shoved in a tight corridor dealing with a seemingly endless stream of slime and 'monster closets' that has a disappointing ending.

The other thing is sex, so just do that instead.

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.
Does anyone have the 'How to Cook Everything' iPad app? Its really well reviewed, but is it worth the $10? Or should I spend the $10 on schlitz?

Jay Carney
Mar 23, 2007

If you do that you will die on the toilet.
Beer! Beer! Beer!

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Phummus posted:

Does anyone have the 'How to Cook Everything' iPad app? Its really well reviewed, but is it worth the $10? Or should I spend the $10 on schlitz?
Never buy beer that sounds like a bodily function.

Darval
Nov 20, 2007

Shiny.
Hah, love the new thread title

wafflesnsegways
Jan 12, 2008
And that's why I was forced to surgically attach your hands to your face.

Phummus posted:

Does anyone have the 'How to Cook Everything' iPad app? Its really well reviewed, but is it worth the $10? Or should I spend the $10 on schlitz?

It goes on sale a lot. I think I got it for $4.

It's a good app - it has all the content of the book, and it's really well designed. You can pick out a few recipes and it will build a shopping list. It has timers built in. The recipes are as bland as ever, though.

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.

Yawgmoth posted:

Never buy beer that sounds like a bodily function.

So no Schlitz AND no Blatz? Dammit!

wafflesnsegways posted:

The recipes are as bland as ever, though.

Thanks. I'm surprisingly not a fan of bland food, so I'll pass it up at least until I see it on sale.

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

I went to make lunch and my fridge was full of chicken juice. Everywhere. I had to pull EVERYTHING out and soap it ughhhh.

Darval
Nov 20, 2007

Shiny.
Always interesting to live in a dorm. The kitchen looks like poo poo, and I just stuck my head out into the hall to see what the noise was about. It was a guy. Trying to reproduce goatse.

edit:
I knew we had that smiley somewhere
:goatsecx:

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Darval posted:

Always interesting to live in a dorm. The kitchen looks like poo poo, and I just stuck my head out into the hall to see what the noise was about. It was a guy. Trying to reproduce goatse.

edit:
I knew we had that smiley somewhere
:goatsecx:
But why? And who would do that in public? What depraved hellhole passing as an institute of higher education do you attend? Stanford? MIT?

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.

Drink and Fight posted:

I went to make lunch and my fridge was full of chicken juice. Everywhere. I had to pull EVERYTHING out and soap it ughhhh.

When life gives you chickens....

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

Phummus posted:

When life gives you chickens....

I don't think I want to make chickenade.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Drink and Fight posted:

I don't think I want to make chickenade.
That sounds delicious! Suggest it to Heston.

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.
When next there is a mod challenge, I propse chickenade. Boil one whole chicken for 30 minutes. Remove the bird and do what you want. Mix in a quarter cup of sugar and strain into a container to cool, serve over ice.

Charmmi
Dec 8, 2008

:trophystare:
That sounds like a great penalty for the next Cook or Die challenge.

Jay Carney
Mar 23, 2007

If you do that you will die on the toilet.
Just make people do some fat rails of bullion.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Phummus posted:

When next there is a mod challenge, I propse chickenade. Boil one whole chicken for 30 minutes. Remove the bird and do what you want. Mix in a quarter cup of sugar and strain into a container to cool, serve over ice.

That sounds like my recipe for iced hot ham water.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Iron Chef Ricola posted:

That sounds like my recipe for iced hot ham water.
I can't stop laughing at this.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Charmmi posted:

That sounds like a great penalty for the next Cook or Die challenge.

How long is that going on for, anyway?

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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

How long is that going on for, anyway?

Until people stop doing them I guess. Vague categories and short deadlines like that are pretty good at keeping it interesting.

I've been too busy to write a new one. I or someone else will post one up soon. I am excited to see people make lingweenie.

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