Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Inyourbase posted:

I'd like a thread where we actually talk about this show instead of badly quoting it, And every five minutes I don't get it, someone's gonna get stabbed in the rear end!

The ~~sparks~~ quotes keep me warm. :smith:

# ? Mar 1, 2012 03:37

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 05:01

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

404GoonNotFound posted:

Shiner than yours

Bite my splintery wooden rear end.

# ? Mar 1, 2012 03:41

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TravBot posted:

Bite my splintery wooden rear end.

Bite my glorious golden rear end

# ? Mar 1, 2012 03:50

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

All these variations on a theme quotations are a real pain in my...

LOWER BACK.

Yeah, that whole region.

# ? Mar 1, 2012 03:55

Clam Chowdown: May 8, 2006; That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Bite my glorious golden rear end

Bite my red-hot glowing rear end.

# ? Mar 1, 2012 03:57

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Coleman posted:

And Coleman! The best one of the three!

My liege!

# ? Mar 1, 2012 04:04

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Bite my glorious golden rear end

Bite my shiny metal... OHHHH NOOOOOO.

# ? Mar 1, 2012 04:10

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Ever since Coleman died, instances of being told "Bite my shiny metal rear end" have dropped 98%.

# ? Mar 1, 2012 04:35

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

MokBa posted:

Ever since Coleman died, instances of being told "Bite my shiny metal rear end" have dropped 98%.

Aww... you knew my favorite cause of death.

# ? Mar 1, 2012 04:40

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Coleman posted:

Aww... you knew my favorite cause of death.

This is a cool way to die!

# ? Mar 1, 2012 05:02

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

This is a cool way to die!

I never thought I'd die this way... But I always really hoped!

# ? Mar 1, 2012 06:45

Milord: Apr 9, 2011; I, like you, like me.

Sanguinia posted:

I never thought I'd die this way... But I always really hoped!

You have selected clumsy bludgeoning.

# ? Mar 1, 2012 08:53

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Serella posted:

Je suis Napoleon!

BETRACHTEN SIE MEINEN SCHNURRBART!

# ? Mar 1, 2012 09:07

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

You're reading the Futurama quote thread, the thread that does not condone the cool crime of quoting!

# ? Mar 1, 2012 09:40

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

meatbag posted:

You're reading the Futurama quote thread, the thread that does not condone the cool crime of quoting!

This thread is coming in at over 40 MEGAFONZIES!

# ? Mar 1, 2012 09:45

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Sanguinia posted:

This thread is coming in at over 40 MEGAFONZIES!

I believe that qualifies as ill... at least from a technical standpoint.

# ? Mar 1, 2012 15:18

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Milord posted:

You have selected clumsy bludgeoning.

If you were really dead you wouldn't be laughing so hard.

# ? Mar 1, 2012 18:49

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

If you were really dead you wouldn't be laughing so hard.

Hmm. It's like fine cognac, with a hint of aged scrotum.

# ? Mar 1, 2012 21:27

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Hmm. It's like fine cognac, with a hint of aged scrotum.

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY

# ? Mar 1, 2012 21:30

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

If you were really dead you wouldn't be laughing so hard.

Humans are dumb and they die easily.

# ? Mar 1, 2012 22:08

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Stop exploding, you cowards!

# ? Mar 1, 2012 22:37

Flatscan: Mar 27, 2001; Outlaw Journalist

Alter Ego posted:

Stop exploding, you cowards!

Someone said explode!

# ? Mar 1, 2012 23:01

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Did you see that? I barely exploded at all!

# ? Mar 1, 2012 23:14

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Yes! Nailed the children's ship!

# ? Mar 1, 2012 23:16

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Coleman posted:

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY

MY LEG FEELS BETTER!

_{And stop calling!}

# ? Mar 1, 2012 23:23

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Ensign_Ricky posted:

MY LEG FEELS BETTER!

_{And stop calling!}

I'm scaroused!

# ? Mar 2, 2012 00:01

Flatscan: Mar 27, 2001; Outlaw Journalist

TravBot posted:

I'm scaroused!

Wanna join the mile-deep club?

# ? Mar 2, 2012 00:04

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Flatscan posted:

Wanna join the mile-deep club?

I'm both fascinated, and being eaten!

# ? Mar 2, 2012 00:11

RandolphCarter: Jul 30, 2005

and then I said _{_{_{"See you at the fight."}}}

# ? Mar 2, 2012 00:34

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

RandolphCarter posted:

and then I said _{_{_{"See you at the fight."}}}

The Vegas odds tonight stand at an unprecedented 1000 to 0. A bet of zero dollars on RandolphCarter pays 1000 dollars if he wins. Still, very few takers.

# ? Mar 2, 2012 02:03

Dodgeball: Sep 24, 2003; Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

The Vegas odds tonight stand at an unprecedented 1000 to 0. A bet of zero dollars on RandolphCarter pays 1000 dollars if he wins. Still, very few takers.

He won by one vote.

# ? Mar 2, 2012 02:35