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I hate clip shows but love this thread.
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9 bam 1 dot 2 crack 3 bam mah-jongg.
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Mar 1, 2012 08:54
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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified!
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Mar 1, 2012 14:32
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thepokey posted:Watching the Calzone again, I love the interaction between George and Newman, it's a shame they didn't interact more with each other, they're so similar in their own ways and could have had some more great little fueds. Let me be perfectly blunt. I don't care for you, Costanza. You hang out on the west side of the building with Seinfeld all day laughing it up, wasting your lives.
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Mar 1, 2012 15:55
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Relayer posted:Who's your favorite chess player? SHE NAMED NAME.
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Mar 1, 2012 16:07
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Sandra, no, listen, Jerry's under a lot of pressure right now! It's very hard being a stand-up comedian! Sometimes they don't laugh!!
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Mar 1, 2012 18:26
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Jingleheimer posted:I love Newman's little hand gesture when he says that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxGRE2wpjsY
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Mar 1, 2012 18:28
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I was watching The Subway yesterday and I realized that a big part of the appeal of the show for me when I was younger was that it was such an explicitly New York show. Kramer's rambling explanation about how to get out to Coney Island is great. When I finally got the chance to go to New York I did quite a lot of Seinfeld related stuff.
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Mar 1, 2012 22:38
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joedevola posted:When I finally got the chance to go to New York I did quite a lot of Seinfeld related stuff. You know it's funny, you live in New York your whole life and yet you never find yourself at the nexus of the universe.
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Mar 1, 2012 22:41
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I went out to NY a few years back, and I emailed the real Kramer and said I wanted to buy him a beer, and he responded that he was going to be out of town, but he'd be up for it the next time I went. 
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Mar 1, 2012 22:56
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Riptor posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxGRE2wpjsY  
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Mar 1, 2012 23:01
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Jerusalem posted:You know it's funny, you live in New York your whole life and yet you never find yourself at the nexus of the universe. If I'm on the street, and it starts to go down, I don't back off...until it's finished.
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Mar 1, 2012 23:25
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Incidentally, the old guy who works as a waiter at Monk's/Tom's Restaurant, is that Tom? Because he seems way to old and confused to still be working as a waiter otherwise. I asked if they had wifi and it took me nearly ten minutes to explain what that meant. He thought it meant wireless electricity. Place needs more busty waitresses.
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Mar 1, 2012 23:33
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I guess your mother was right, you never could compete WITH LLOYD BRAUN!
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Mar 2, 2012 01:59
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I love how when Steinbrenner goes to the Costanza's to deliver the news that George is dead, Frank's first reaction is to freak out about the Jay Buhner trade. HE HAD A ROCKET FOR AN ARM, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HE'LL YOU'RE DOING!!
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Mar 2, 2012 05:31
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neoboman posted:I guess your mother was right, you never could compete WITH LLOYD BRAUN! You're not giving away our Waterpik!
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Mar 2, 2012 07:31
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HOOCHIE MAMA HOOCHIE MAMA
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Mar 2, 2012 07:43
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potee posted:You're not giving away our Waterpik!
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Mar 2, 2012 07:45
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This is amazing http://gunshowcomic.com/515
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Mar 2, 2012 08:07
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"Regards" don't mean anything, I mean, it's not like I said hi.
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Mar 2, 2012 08:59
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stratdax posted:I love how when Steinbrenner goes to the Costanza's to deliver the news that George is dead, Frank's first reaction is to freak out about the Jay Buhner trade. HE HAD A ROCKET FOR AN ARM, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HE'LL YOU'RE DOING!! JERRY, THIS IS FRANK COSTANZA, STEINBRENNER'S HERE, GEORGE IS DEAD, CALL ME BACK. *beep*
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Mar 2, 2012 09:08
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Kramer, there may be a problem with the phone, hold on!!
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Mar 2, 2012 09:50
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Maarak posted:This is amazing http://gunshowcomic.com/515 The final panel is incredible, it's just so perfect. I also really, really want to know what happened to Elaine.
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Mar 2, 2012 10:13
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Maarak posted:This is amazing http://gunshowcomic.com/515 Also this strip by the same artist and this one by John Campbell.
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Mar 2, 2012 10:33
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Maybe she has toe thumbs . . . Is her handshake a little firm? Perhaps too firm? (If only the patient was a woman, this would have been perfect. < >)Also, in looking for that quote, I discovered https://www.toethumb.com 
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Mar 2, 2012 15:44
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DrBouvenstein posted:Maybe she has toe thumbs . . . Is her handshake a little firm? Perhaps too firm? (If only the patient was a woman, this would have been perfect. < Hands a little smelly?
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Mar 2, 2012 15:48
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He's finished! I'm going to sew his rear end to his face! I'm going to twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows! I'm going to break his joints, and reattach them!
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Mar 2, 2012 16:04
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So to ask the question somebody brought up last night: How did George do the whole twix setup if he didn't have any money?
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Mar 2, 2012 16:15
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jojoinnit posted:So to ask the question somebody brought up last night: How did George do the whole twix setup if he didn't have any money? Maybe he borrowed the money from Kip or Ned or whatever that guy's name was.
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Mar 2, 2012 16:19
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jojoinnit posted:So to ask the question somebody brought up last night: How did George do the whole twix setup if he didn't have any money? That's what I'd like to know about it. 
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Mar 2, 2012 16:38
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haljordan posted:Maybe he borrowed the money from Kip or Ned or whatever that guy's name was. jojoinnit posted:So to ask the question somebody brought up last night: How did George do the whole twix setup if he didn't have any money? Resorting to seinfeldscripts to see the actual wording... GEORGE: (To Jerry) Hey, gimme a dollar. JERRY: (Getting a dollar out) Where’s your money? GEORGE: (Talking it) I’m here helpin’ you.
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Mar 2, 2012 17:17
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All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.
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Mar 2, 2012 17:33
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Yea in the later seasons George is never broke, just cheap as hell. He has a good run of a few real good jobs so it wouldn't make sense for him to be broke. Still, its kinda weird how at one point he's under the machine digging around for change. You'd think if he was that desperate he'd just pay a dollar.
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Mar 2, 2012 17:39
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jojoinnit posted:So to ask the question somebody brought up last night: How did George do the whole twix setup if he didn't have any money? I always just assumed that George, in his fury, left the dealership on foot, found a nearby store and bought the Twix - but so blinded was he by this slight injustice that actually getting and enjoying the candy he wanted was forgotten in his quest for petty validation.
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Mar 2, 2012 17:41
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Basebf555 posted:Yea in the later seasons George is never broke, just cheap as hell. He has a good run of a few real good jobs so it wouldn't make sense for him to be broke. Still, its kinda weird how at one point he's under the machine digging around for change. You'd think if he was that desperate he'd just pay a dollar. I think something bit me!
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Mar 2, 2012 17:46
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When I was working I SPENT baby!
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Mar 2, 2012 18:10
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potee posted:All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired. Are you saying he physically took the Twix candy bar from you?
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Mar 2, 2012 18:10
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The one black lady who goes "Hey Willie! Free candy!" cracks me up every time. She's so excited.
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Mar 2, 2012 18:13
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They had donuts earlier.
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Mar 3, 2012 01:42
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You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consummed with milk. Pasteurization, homogenization.. Meanwhile she was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.
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