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So what do you guys all think about circumcision? edit: Awwww yeah circumcision chat snype.  Let's all talk about our dicks.
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Kenning posted:So what do you guys all think about circumcision? Do foreskins belong in chili? VVV She's not five though, is she? therattle fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Mar 1, 2012 |
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Mar 1, 2012 23:03
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Drink and Fight posted:Explain that it's like the difference between eating a Hot Pocket and eating a wood-oven pizza. If I don't buy her a pizza there may be no loving. (Sorry, had to think about that one for a while.)
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Mar 1, 2012 23:05
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IM GOING TO loving SLAM MY DICK THROUGH A BAGEL AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGHUYFNGGN
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Mar 1, 2012 23:48
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So a guy looks at his watch and he sees it isn't running. `Fine,' says the guy, `I'll just go into town and find a watchmaker to repair it'. So he goes into town and looks around until he sees a shop with a clock in the window. He goes in and tells the shopkeeper, `My watch stopped working, and I'd like you to repair it'. Shopkeeper tells him, `I can't repair any watches. I'm a mohel.' `A mohel,' the guy says, `then what's with the clock in the window?' `Mister,' says the mohel, `what would you put in the window?'
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Mar 2, 2012 00:15
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therattle posted:I've been on the codeine for my poor back (strained ligaments, apparently), and now I'm all blocked up, if you know what I'm saying. Speaking from experience, get some Dulcolax, it works pretty well for painkiller related blockage issues. It may not be on the shelves but if you ask a pharmacy tech, they always have it on hand. Barring that road, just pick up a poo poo-ton (pun unintended) of sugar free reeses cups and go to town.
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Mar 2, 2012 01:24
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mindphlux posted:IM GOING TO loving SLAM MY DICK THROUGH A BAGEL AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGHUYFNGGN Well, remember, when you gently caress a bagel, take care lest you become the bagel.
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Mar 2, 2012 02:46
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Safety Engineer posted:Speaking from experience, get some Dulcolax, it works pretty well for painkiller related blockage issues. It may not be on the shelves but if you ask a pharmacy tech, they always have it on hand. The responsible person choice is drinking a glass of metamucil every night. I've been on a soft foods diet (basically, my dentist is an rear end in a top hat) and I avoid carbs, and this has saved me from lots of pain, but makes me feel like an old person. The rockstar answer is to skip the coedine for an evening and drink a bottle of red wine before going to bed.
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Mar 2, 2012 03:51
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Wash the codeine down with the wine. I just bought a pair of shoes online for the very first time. That makes me feel more bourgeois than I expected.
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Mar 2, 2012 07:16
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Rule .303 posted:Well, remember, when you gently caress a bagel, take care lest you become the bagel. jawohl sir herr kommandant
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Mar 2, 2012 07:45
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Mr. Wiggles posted:I just bought a pair of shoes online for the very first time. That makes me feel more bourgeois than I expected. Would you have felt less bourgeois if you had sent in your order form from the Sears Roebuck & Co. catalog, and had your shoes delivered via Pony Express?
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Mar 2, 2012 15:43
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kiteless posted:Would you have felt less bourgeois if you had sent in your order form from the Sears Roebuck & Co. catalog, and had your shoes delivered via Pony Express? Only if his outhouse has last year's catalog strung up as toilet paper.
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Mar 2, 2012 16:38
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Wash the codeine down with the wine. Report if they fit when they arrive.. I've never dared myself, on that account
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Mar 2, 2012 16:41
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There's nothing bourgeois about ordering poo poo from the internet. Bourgeois is going to Nordstrom and having a personal shopper assigned to you. Ordering poo poo from the internet is the new proletariat.
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Mar 2, 2012 16:41
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Oh and read this to see what it's like to work in order fulfillment from one of those online places.
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Mar 2, 2012 16:43
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Darval posted:Report if they fit when they arrive.. I've never dared myself, on that account Zappos has a great return policy- they pay shipping both ways. I buy my Danskos through them.
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Mar 2, 2012 16:46
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Oh and read this to see what it's like to work in order fulfillment from one of those online places. Logistics (in a weird specialized way) is my field, so I'm familiar with 3pl firms. I refuse to deal with them if it is at all possible. Though the reasons in that article only scratch the surface of why.
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Mar 2, 2012 17:08
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Logistics (in a weird specialized way) is my field, so I'm familiar with 3pl firms. I refuse to deal with them if it is at all possible. Though the reasons in that article only scratch the surface of why. Holy poo poo that's terrible. I've worked some horrible demeaning jobs, but nothing that was so institutionally torturous. Are there any major retailers who don't use these firms?
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Mar 2, 2012 18:05
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I don't know - I don't play in the retail world. As a rule, the only way to really be sure is to see if a place that's really big is using union labor all the way down, or else personally vet each company you do business with.
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Mar 2, 2012 18:10
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Other then the very low pay, that really doesn't seem that bad, like I am sure that meatpacking plant guys would kill for that poo poo.
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Mar 2, 2012 19:51
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bunnielab posted:Other then the very low pay, that really doesn't seem that bad, like I am sure that meatpacking plant guys would kill for that poo poo. "It could be worse" is not sufficient justification for terrible working conditions. Ever.
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Mar 2, 2012 19:53
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mediaphage posted:"It could be worse" is not sufficient justification for terrible working conditions. Ever. Eh, my job I have to be 30m early, get yelled at, have to move loving quickly, lift stuff, am in constant danger of getting crushed or run-over, and if you are new the slightest gently caress up gets you sent home after 4 hours. I go home filthy, sour and 3/4 of the time, bleeding. I just usually get paid enough that it doesn't matter. It is called work and you wouldn't go if you didn't have to, there is nothing that says it has to be fun, just not unusually dangerous. This smugness aside, I love my job in part because it is so rough, I often work with great people and it is really satisfyingly seeing how fast you can push yourself.
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Mar 2, 2012 22:07
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bunnielab posted:I love my job in part because it is so rough, I often work with great people and it is really satisfyingly seeing how fast you can push yourself. What if you didn't love your job and it was simply the best money you could make to keep your kids from going hungry? I've chosen a difficult, sometimes insane career path too, but I chose it, and I have upward mobility. These companies are skating millimeters from violating labor laws and they're exploiting a desperate, disposable workforce to make shittons of money. Fun fact- if you're fired, you are ineligible for unemployment.
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Mar 2, 2012 22:19
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Sitting and discussing penile reduction with a friend... That is not a topic that comes up often. The world is a wonderous place, and the taint is less tainted than the intrawebs leads me to believe. You people, by the way, rock, in a good way!
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Mar 2, 2012 22:31
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For you? For him? Or for an, eh, friend of a friend?
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Mar 2, 2012 22:33
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Wroughtirony posted:What if you didn't love your job and it was simply the best money you could make to keep your kids from going hungry? Then I would be pretty happy I wasn't starving? Like, this is just a really lovely job, not some workhouse deathcamp. I guess I have low standards but unless you are actually abusing or endangering people, there isnt really any moral requirement to treat them nicely. It really, as no real skill requiring jobs go, isn't that bad. I will also admit some bias in that I used to have to supervise large work crews of guys from LaborReady and other low tier day labor companies. God knows I am not the smartest dude out there but so many of these guys are so loving dense that I sortta understand the urge to treat them like dim robots.
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Mar 2, 2012 22:34
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"I had a botched penile reduction" would be a great excuse for having a small dick.
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Mar 2, 2012 22:34
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bunnielab posted:there isnt really any moral requirement to treat them nicely. Actually,
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Mar 2, 2012 22:35
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Some kind of party going on with the Pakistanis upstairs, drums and chanting and stuff. Wonder what's up. Furthermore, wonder what kinds of delicious meaty-spicy goodness is served alongside said drumming and singing.
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Mar 2, 2012 22:37
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Sjurygg posted:Actually,
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Mar 2, 2012 22:56
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:"I had a botched penile reduction" would be a great excuse for having a small dick. Do you think about that a lot?
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Mar 2, 2012 23:20
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Do you think about that a lot? I don't need to, I'm married.
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Mar 2, 2012 23:32
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Rule .303 posted:Well, remember, when you gently caress a bagel, take care lest you become the bagel. You mean "(...) and when you gently caress a bagel, the bagel fucks you."
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Mar 2, 2012 23:44
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Sjurygg posted:For you? For him? Or for an, eh, friend of a friend? His, the girth and lenght was hurting the ladies. We're discussing the reaction to this from the innuit population, while drinking leffe brune, cognac and eating blackfoot ham and goronzola. Edit: Also discussing plant optimization and the general learnings from deerhunter with regards to this. Happy Hat fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Mar 2, 2012 |
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Mar 2, 2012 23:48
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Happy Hat posted:His, the girth and lenght was hurting the ladies.
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Mar 3, 2012 00:37
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Mar 3, 2012 00:38
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therattle posted:PM me if you or he need some advice on this. Or me.
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Mar 3, 2012 00:42
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Happy Hat posted:His, the girth and lenght was hurting the ladies. Sounds like SOMEone hasn't got the patience or the feel for it and just jumps in banging away like it was something to get over with. But if he has issues with getting condoms that fit well, point him here - http://www.theyfit.co.uk/. It's a godsend. And by the way, "girth" is one of my favorite words. I just like it. Girth.
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The penile reduction is already performed dudes. Come now, there's no sensationalism in this. However, I'm sure that y'all have really bic penises, and I applaud you, mine is quite ordinary..
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Wrong thread
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