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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

MillionDollarMurray posted:

hyperhazard posted:
I think we would solve the world's problems if we just nuked ~~Israel Palestine Africa North Korea~~ Mars

drat greenbacks had it comin'! :bahgawd:

# ? Mar 5, 2012 13:19

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 16:30

Slide Rule: Feb 21, 2007; Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

TwoPair posted:

drat greenbacks had it comin'!

I think we should go to Mars and offer them USA bars

# ? Mar 5, 2012 17:07

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Typical terranormative bullshit. 'Earth Day' is the most offensive thing I've ever borne witness to.

# ? Mar 5, 2012 17:50

oddspelling: May 31, 2009; Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

Mister Morn posted:

Blow up the outside world.

# ? Mar 5, 2012 18:14

redmercer: Sep 15, 2011; by Fistgrrl

grover was right

# ? Mar 5, 2012 18:59

MrBubbles6: Sep 4, 2011

As a European I think all Americans are stupid and have no sense of culture.

# ? Mar 5, 2012 21:33

Thulsa Doom: Jun 20, 2011; Ezekiel 23:20

As an American I think all Europeans are effete slobs but Europe is overflowing with drugs, nude beaches, boobs on regular television, and girls who will have sex with me at the drop of a hat.

I'm conflicted.

# ? Mar 5, 2012 21:38

burnishedfume: Mar 8, 2011; You really are a louse...

As an American, I think Canadians are Europeans that think they're Americans.

As a European, I think Canadians are Americans that think they're Europeans.

# ? Mar 5, 2012 22:15

Man Whore: Jan 6, 2012; ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3

DrProsek posted:

As an American, I think Canadians are Europeans that think they're Americans.

As a European, I think Canadians are Americans that think they're Europeans.

As a Canadian,I think I have a unique culture.

# ? Mar 5, 2012 23:18

pog boyfriend: Jul 2, 2011

Man Whore posted:

As a Canadian,I think I have a unique culture.

I think Quebec should secede from Canada because

# ? Mar 5, 2012 23:24

von Braun: Oct 30, 2009; Broder Daniel Forever

Frolf is not a sport.

# ? Mar 5, 2012 23:39

D. Eisenhower: Oct 31, 2011

von Braun posted:

Frolf is not a sport.

Also the two "sports" that it comes from, golf and frisbee. What kind of sport requires aides or popped collars?

# ? Mar 6, 2012 03:05

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

DrProsek posted:

As an American, I think Canadians are Europeans that think they're Americans.

As a European, I think Canadians are Americans that think they're Europeans.

Who even cares about Canada? It's a frozen wasteland with a few trees here and there. I mean, do they even have a military? I'm sure somebody would have invaded them by now if they had anything worth taking.

# ? Mar 6, 2012 08:07

Slide Rule: Feb 21, 2007; Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Who even cares about Canada? It's a frozen wasteland with a few trees here and there. I mean, do they even have a military? I'm sure somebody would have invaded them by now if they had anything worth taking.

We're just waiting until the USA becomes uninhabitable.

Slide Rule has a new favorite as of 19:47 on Mar 6, 2012

# ? Mar 6, 2012 19:45

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

So I've decided to start investing in gold...

# ? Mar 8, 2012 02:38

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Truly the only solution to the reign of terror of certain militias in Africa is to fund some of the other militias and send as many of our troops there as possible.

# ? Mar 8, 2012 03:31

burnishedfume: Mar 8, 2011; You really are a louse...

FreudianSlippers posted:

Truly the only solution to the reign of terror of certain militias in Africa is to fund some of the other militias and send as many of our troops there as possible.

What we need to do is invade the African nations, and redraw their borders so groups that have conflicts with eachother are independent. Sure, the reason for a lot of these problems in Africa are because in the past we arbitrarily redrew their borders, but this time, we'll do it better.

# ? Mar 8, 2012 03:37

GIANT OUIJA BOARD: Aug 22, 2011; 177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

The Beatles aren't a good band and Shakespeare was a lousy writer. People only say they like them because they're told to.

# ? Mar 8, 2012 05:09

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

I joined Stormfront because the people there get along so well with me.

# ? Mar 8, 2012 05:12

Bagelsport: Nov 14, 2005; I picked up a doctor - he's good with a knife
Says anaesthetic's a waste
of his time

Celery Face posted:

I joined Stormfront because the people there get along so well with me.

It's not about race, it's about heritage. People pretend not to understand this because they want to fit in with trendy buzzword progressivism.

# ? Mar 8, 2012 05:28

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

I'm also grateful that Stormfronters have enough common sense to refer to Radko Mladic as the war hero he truly is.

# ? Mar 8, 2012 05:35

Acute Grill: Dec 9, 2011; Chomp

I'm not racist, look at the crime statistics!

# ? Mar 8, 2012 06:21

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

If minorities actually voted, they'd get the same rights as us whites have.

# ? Mar 8, 2012 16:21

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 6 days!)

Boneitis posted:

What's say we blow up everything that's not America

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du3WhHrrNgs ???
Randy Newman: Political Science

On topic: I think that southerners should get to burn down a city as reperations for Atlanta. Philadelphia should do nicely (and no one would miss it).

Peanut President has a new favorite as of 17:30 on Mar 8, 2012

# ? Mar 8, 2012 17:26

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Peanut President posted:

I think that southerners should get to burn down a city as reperations for Atlanta. Philadelphia should do nicely (and no one would miss it).

As a native of Philadelphia, I find that offensive!

We should obviously burn down New Jersey.

# ? Mar 8, 2012 18:16

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Speaking of New Jersey, why is it called the Garden State? What the gently caress do they grow there? The whole thing is a paved, overcrowded hell hole.

# ? Mar 8, 2012 18:38

Mach5: Aug 1, 2004; Shatfaced!

Evangelistic Christians sincerely want what's only best for everyone else, which is why women should't be allowed to vote or use birth control.

# ? Mar 8, 2012 19:46

dumb brunette: Mar 17, 2009; I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything! Even a flame!

I'm not saying Jews run the media, but here's a big list of Jews in the media. Maybe you should think about what that means.

# ? Mar 9, 2012 05:59

Konstantin: Jun 20, 2005; And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.

It's pretty clear that the ~~Jews~~ international bankers control everything.

# ? Mar 9, 2012 09:04

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Juice is healthy.

My cat understands what I am saying.

I do/do not support the release of Rhinocyllus conicus.

# ? Mar 9, 2012 09:28

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

I wish Thrall would become Warcheif again.

# ? Mar 9, 2012 09:34

Acute Grill: Dec 9, 2011; Chomp

Cataclysm was the best WoW expansion because it opened raids up to everybody who wanted to do them.

# ? Mar 9, 2012 09:45

oddspelling: May 31, 2009; Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

dumb brunette posted:

I'm not saying Jews run the media, but here's a big list of Jews in the media. Maybe you should think about what that means.

The Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy and the Worldwide Mormon Conspiracy are fighting an invisible war for the fate of mankind. The results of the US presidential election will show who wins.

# ? Mar 9, 2012 20:27

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

oddspelling posted:

The Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy and the Worldwide Mormon Conspiracy are fighting an invisible war for the fate of mankind. The results of the US presidential election will show who wins.

I knew Obama was a secret Mormon! :argh: