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jojoinnit posted:So to ask the question somebody brought up last night: How did George do the whole twix setup if he didn't have any money? It isn't a Twix setup, it's a candy lineup
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Criminal Minded posted:I assumed it was a joke about gassing, as in concentration camps. Yeah, I mean it was pretty well-accepted at the time for a sitcom to do jokes about concentration camps. 
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Mar 4, 2012 12:34
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I was really convinced that I'd seen every episode by now (especially since I've had the DVDs for years) so I was very pleasantly surprised when I put on The Stall last night and realized I'd never seen it. Definitely gives me hope for finding a few more.
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Mar 4, 2012 14:38
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I can't spare it, I haven't a square to spare! Not even a ply!?
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Chapter one. In order to manage risk we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk and what makes it so risky?
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thepokey posted:Chapter one. In order to manage risk we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk and what makes it so risky? He sounds just like me!
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Ovaltine. Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. *flips through rest of papers nervously*
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Mar 4, 2012 18:33
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Leovinus posted:Yeah, I mean it was pretty well-accepted at the time for a sitcom to do jokes about concentration camps. I know I over-analyze my tv shows, but gently caress he was just cracking a joke about the place being a dirty nightmare in the middle of a civil war.
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Mar 4, 2012 19:12
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jojoinnit posted:Ovaltine. Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. 
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Mar 4, 2012 19:35
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That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!
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Mar 4, 2012 19:39
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Oh, well. Crackers in a bowl. That...that could be a meal.
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Mar 4, 2012 21:02
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Leovinus posted:Yeah, I mean it was pretty well-accepted at the time for a sitcom to do jokes about concentration camps. You're absolutely right to be confused and dismayed by that rather bizarre interpretation of Jerry's joke about Yogoslavia, though to be fair Seinfeld did do an episode where Jerry and his girlfriend make out during Schindler's List, which I found hilarious (Newman was less pleased)
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Mar 4, 2012 21:02
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Yeah I'm probably way off base. Still it's not like Seinfeld was afraid to be un-P.C.
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Mar 4, 2012 21:40
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Burning the Puerto Rican flag before it was cool 
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Mar 4, 2012 21:47
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'I gotta go...' '...to see Ramone?!  '
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Mar 5, 2012 02:34
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thepokey posted:'I gotta go...' Immediately I can see the drain is clogged. I mean, it's obvious!
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Mar 5, 2012 04:24
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Who? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?
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Mar 5, 2012 04:54
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T. Butt posted:Who? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon? This was the best third tier character.
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Mar 5, 2012 05:08
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His last words to me were: Cherish. the. cabin!
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Mar 6, 2012 08:42
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Relayer posted:His last words to me were: Cherish. the. cabin! Hennigans. It'll be our little secret.
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Mar 6, 2012 13:30
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T. Butt posted:When I was working I SPENT baby!
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Mar 6, 2012 17:20
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T. Butt posted:Oh, well. Crackers in a bowl. That...that could be a meal. The arguing of the semantics of various everyday bullshit is one of my favorite parts of the show. That and the awesome physical gestures, plus the word-repeating that's done in a lot of the dialogue.
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Do you know Jeffery's favorite animal? ..... the Leopard! I just noticed in the scene where Uncle Leo meets Jerry at the dry cleaner and learns that he is "married" and then rushes out to catch his bus, the first thing he yells at the bus is "Hello!" before adding "Wait!" thepokey fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Mar 6, 2012 |
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Mar 6, 2012 18:51
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Who would leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?
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Mar 6, 2012 18:52
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These peas are BURSTING with country fresh flavor.
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Mar 6, 2012 18:53
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You people with the cheese. It never ends.
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Mar 6, 2012 18:55
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Chexoid posted:These peas are BURSTING with country fresh flavor. I won't have you buying grocery store fruit!
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Mar 6, 2012 19:08
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thepokey posted:I just noticed in the scene where Uncle Leo meets Jerry at the dry cleaner and learns that he is "married" and then rushes out to catch his bus, the first thing he yells at the bus is "Hello!" before adding "Wait!" 
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Mar 6, 2012 20:04
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Looking for something, lady? The bank? It burned. It's gone! ... Now what you wanna do is go down to forty-ninth street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr. Fleming. He'll help you. 
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Mar 6, 2012 21:37
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T. Butt posted:Looking for something, lady? The bank? It burned. It's gone! I like how Nana was ready to go at like 5:30am for her journey to the bank.
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Mar 6, 2012 21:45
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwE7xDZkPk&feature=endscreen&NR=1
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Mar 6, 2012 21:57
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"He's a jokemaker. Tell him, Jerry." "...I'm a jokemaker."
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Mar 6, 2012 22:31
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Save it. We know you're bald. We know it's you.
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Mar 7, 2012 02:23
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Jerry doesn't want to talk to you! NOBODY wants to talk to you! So why don't you just DROP DEAD?
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Mar 7, 2012 02:27
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Look at you! Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you?
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Mar 7, 2012 05:11
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jojoinnit posted:Look at you! Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? I love you! I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!
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Mar 7, 2012 05:18
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neoboman posted:I love you! I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!    
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Mar 7, 2012 05:24
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Coffee And Pie posted:Jerry doesn't want to talk to you! NOBODY wants to talk to you! So why don't you just DROP DEAD? Alright FDR, this wish is for all the marbles.
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Mar 7, 2012 05:26
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I said "how come nobody's killed her yet"... Probably shouldn't have said anything, everyone knows the first break up never takes.
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 I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes, they're meaningless!
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