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The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

Steve Yun posted:

Is it Aidell's? Because their chicken sausages actually are nice and greasy and taste close enough to pork.

I bought a bunch of Trader Joe's chicken sausages thinking it would be the same, but after I cook with them there's less oil in my pan than when I started :smith:
I actually like both Aidells and Amy's. The Amy's ones are lean, but they're super spicy and I can add a whole package of them to a bath of jambalaya without making it inedible.

Edit: Jambalaya snype

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Darval
Nov 20, 2007

Shiny.
That looks really good and I haven't had dinner yet, crap. So hungry. Can I have a recipe? :)

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.
My wife was talking with one of the competitors on Food Network Challenge. Apparently Kerry Vincent is completely unable to function without the producers talking in her ear. The woman said that Kerry's earpiece broke during one of the competitions and she completely shut down her commentary. I like to think that she's really just a bitch-bot.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
has anyone used transglutaminase at all? I have a little scratchpad of things I really would like to pick up, and transglutaminase and carrageenan are both at the top. I don't really know about buying it though, every time I search, I only find horribly overpriced 'MOLECULAR GASTRONOMY 101 STARTER KIT' products

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

I've not used it, but I know you can get manageable beginner sizes from Modernist Pantry. I've ordered other things from them and they seem pretty good.

Dane
Jun 18, 2003

mmm... creamy.
Ha, the michelin guide is out and Noma, once again, did not get a third star. If I had any doubts that the guide was out of touch and p. much irrelevant, they are gone now.

Dane fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Mar 14, 2012

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Well Oslo got back a two-star restaurant soooo :dukedog:

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Hey guys please say a little prayer for me, a company I have worked for might be doing some mussel related beer promo party this summer. Being able to sit backstage and gouger on mussels might be actually what is best in life.

Dane
Jun 18, 2003

mmm... creamy.

bunnielab posted:

Hey guys please say a little prayer for me, a company I have worked for might be doing some mussel related beer promo party this summer. Being able to sit backstage and gouger on mussels might be actually what is best in life.

I'll pray for your intestinal tract.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Ah mussels. So delicious and good until you hit that one bad mussel.

Then you glimpse the pits of hell as you wrap yourself around the porcelain portal of despair. But will we stop eating mussels because of that threat? Hell no.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
For a second I thought you were talking about beer made out of mussels. Mussel beer.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

pnumoman posted:

Ah mussels. So delicious and good until you hit that one bad mussel.

Then you glimpse the pits of hell as you wrap yourself around the porcelain portal of despair. But will we stop eating mussels because of that threat? Hell no.

I have been sick from bad seafood once, but it was enough. It spewed forth from both ends. With mussels you can generally tell immediately from taste and texture if they are off, though.

Jay Carney
Mar 23, 2007

If you do that you will die on the toilet.
I'm want to start a "high" seafood trend among paleo eaters where they stick shellfish in a bag for weeks on end so they can suck the putrefied goo from the leg of a king crab and then die.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Halalelujah posted:

I'm want to start a "high" seafood trend among paleo eaters where they stick shellfish in a bag for weeks on end so they can suck the putrefied goo from the leg of a king crab and then die.

Rumor has it that models prepare for big shows by buying a bunch of cocktail shrimp, leaving it out for a while, then gorge on the rotting shrimp so they can get food poisoning and trim down by the inevitable consequences.

I stress that this is rumor, and I have not heard it from an actual model, as I am a horrible, horny, forever alone goon.

i shoot friendlies
Jun 25, 2007

pnumoman posted:

Ah mussels. So delicious and good until you hit that one bad mussel.

Then you glimpse the pits of hell as you wrap yourself around the porcelain portal of despair. But will we stop eating mussels because of that threat? Hell no.

I had a raw oyster once that tasted like diarrhea smells. It was a guest at a "Steak House Night" dinner at an upscale country club, so I felt bad about spitting it out. I just swallowed it and prepared for the worst. To try to temper it, I drank about a cup of fresh lemon juice. I figure, if it can "cook" the seafood in ceviche, it could do something about the bacteria in the oyster. It seemed to work. No sickness. Also, surprisingly, that was about the best steak I have ever had.

Jay Carney
Mar 23, 2007

If you do that you will die on the toilet.

pnumoman posted:

Rumor has it that models prepare for big shows by buying a bunch of cocktail shrimp, leaving it out for a while, then gorge on the rotting shrimp so they can get food poisoning and trim down by the inevitable consequences.

I stress that this is rumor, and I have not heard it from an actual model, as I am a horrible, horny, forever alone goon.

Whenever I want to lose weight I just put some mayonnaise out in the sun for a few hours and mix it with some kashi.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Halalelujah posted:

Whenever I want to lose weight I just put some mayonnaise out in the sun for a few hours and mix it with some kashi.

Bowel lacerating diarrhea, sounds like fun times.

...Actually, we should market that as the next upscale diet trend. 'Clean your colon AND lose weight!'

Dane
Jun 18, 2003

mmm... creamy.
I had mussels on the first day of a week-long Paris vacation, with reservations made at some pretty nice restaurants. My then-girlfriend toured the Louvre and ate great food while I spent my week alternating between hotel tub and hotel toilet, trying to wash off the shame and the vomit.

I'm rather wary about eating mussels at restaurants now.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
Jesus titty-loving christ this day was a bad one...

One of my guys have been diagnosed with borderline autism and ADHD (explains a bit, however I had already ensured right scoping and am guiding him sufficiently).

One of my guys is depressed

One of my guys have a daughter who by now have attempted suicide 4 times (she is 16)

One of my peers want me to promote the fact that I've gotten a historical high score in the employee survey
- That made me snap, I absolutely refused to be the focal point for any attempts at improving the satisfaction in the company in general when it is my guys who're loving brilliant.

Also - phone stopped working - I am now planning a carthagenic ceremony of utter destruction.

Edit: DnF:I hope you notice the hyphen in titty-loving, as per your previous instruction.

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.
Which reminds me. Titty-loving is fun.


Sorry to hear about your troubles, Mr. Hat.

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Phummus posted:

Which reminds me. Titty-loving is fun.

If you're a dude.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Wroughtirony posted:

If you're a dude.

What, you don't like a hard fleshy appendage going back and forth between buxom bosoms that looks remarkably like a flesh colored turd being pushed out then sucked back in?

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

pnumoman posted:

What, you don't like a hard fleshy appendage going back and forth between buxom bosoms that looks remarkably like a flesh colored turd being pushed out then sucked back in?
Well I'm certainly aroused.

Dane
Jun 18, 2003

mmm... creamy.

pnumoman posted:

looks remarkably like a flesh colored turd

Someone here has problems, either ocular or otherwise.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Dane posted:

Someone here has problems, either ocular or otherwise.

I have a poo-centric mind.

Darval
Nov 20, 2007

Shiny.
I see a new thread title here somewhere

But sorry to hear HH. Hope things improve soon.

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



pnumoman posted:

What, you don't like a hard fleshy appendage going back and forth between buxom bosoms that looks remarkably like a flesh colored turd being pushed out then sucked back in?


Pretty much. Other things I don't enjoy include being sat upon and getting semen in my eye.

Although if Jesus (son of God, not the landscaper) wanted to titty-gently caress me, I'd probably let Him.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
You bewitching woman!

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.

Wroughtirony posted:

Pretty much. Other things I don't enjoy include being sat upon and getting semen in my eye.



C'mon, everyone does it (SFW)

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Wroughtirony posted:

Pretty much. Other things I don't enjoy include being sat upon and getting semen in my eye.

Although if Jesus (son of God, not the landscaper) wanted to titty-gently caress me, I'd probably let Him.
You mean everything I've learned about female sexuality from porn is wrong? Pshaw!

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
I have titty hosed a girl but it only lasted about 7 seconds because I couldn't stop laughing at how goddamn hilarious it was


how do people actually get off on that

Darval
Nov 20, 2007

Shiny.

mindphlux posted:

I have titty hosed a girl but it only lasted about 7 seconds because I couldn't stop laughing at how goddamn hilarious it was


how do people actually get off on that

This

And yeah, she had big tits. I think they need to be retardedly big, anime style.

Jay Carney
Mar 23, 2007

If you do that you will die on the toilet.

Darval posted:

This

And yeah, she had big tits. I think they need to be retardedly big, anime style.

That doesn't even work well. I think you need to just really, really love boobs to get off on it. Thrusting away at someone's chest isn't even close to erotic otherwise.

Toast
Dec 7, 2002

GoonsWithSpoons.com :chef:Generalissimo:chef:

Halalelujah posted:

That doesn't even work well. I think you need to just really, really love boobs to get off on it. Thrusting away at someone's chest isn't even close to erotic otherwise.

And be drunk... And use some form of hilarious lube...

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Toast posted:

And be drunk... And use some form of hilarious lube...

Or you could be really insecure, terrified of feminine sexuality and unable to see your partner as anything but a masturbation aid.

If you want to learn more, I can put you in touch with my ex!

Very Strange Things
May 21, 2008
Girls don't like it if you leave skidmarks on their belly.
Most girls.

Toast
Dec 7, 2002

GoonsWithSpoons.com :chef:Generalissimo:chef:

Wroughtirony posted:

Or you could be really insecure, terrified of feminine sexuality and unable to see your partner as anything but a masturbation aid.

If you want to learn more, I can put you in touch with my ex!

Pretty much ;)

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I always considered myself a dyed-in-the-wool rear end man until I got with a girl with really big tits.

Now I'm not so sure.

Kenning fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Mar 14, 2012

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

Kenning posted:

I always considered myself a died-in-the-wool rear end man until I got with a girl with really big tits.

Now I'm not so sure.

I hope you mean dyed.

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bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
I rate the tit-gently caress above the handjob by a good margin. It is most useful in the morning when one is too hungover for oral and is out of condoms.

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