Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Zorkon posted:

Did we just make love?

Dear diary, I just made love for the second time.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 07:21

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SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

No, it says 'wuv', with an Earth W!

# ? Mar 13, 2012 07:50

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

smashpro1 posted:

Dear diary, I just made love for the second time.

Y'know... left, down, rotate sixty-two degrees, engage rotor...

# ? Mar 13, 2012 10:16

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

Enough with the feelings you two, this isn't a fat camp thread!

_{Although you wouldn't know it from looking.}

# ? Mar 13, 2012 10:26

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

smashpro1 posted:

Dear diary, I just made love for the second time.

So, the toilet seat is, like, the uncle or something?

# ? Mar 13, 2012 12:19

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

TravBot posted:

So, the toilet seat is, like, the uncle or something?

I did do the nasty in the pasty.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 12:49

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

spankmeister posted:

I did do the nasty in the pasty.

Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!"

# ? Mar 13, 2012 13:10

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

How about these cookies, sugar?

# ? Mar 13, 2012 13:42

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

My Fryfro is all frizzy.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 14:11

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

So, the toilet seat is, like, the uncle or something?

I don't even know what we do.

Nah I'm just kidding. What're we like a bus or something?

# ? Mar 13, 2012 14:32

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

sebzilla posted:

How about these cookies, sugar?

That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!

# ? Mar 13, 2012 14:35

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

I don't even know what we do.

Nah I'm just kidding. What're we like a bus or something?

Sanguinia believes in this company...

:qqsay:

# ? Mar 13, 2012 14:48

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Sanguinia posted:

Sanguinia believes in this company...

The shares were worthless! He kept asking for toilet paper!

# ? Mar 13, 2012 15:15

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

The shares were worthless! He kept asking for toilet paper!

Ahhh, at last the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

# ? Mar 13, 2012 16:38

Spuzzz: Mar 27, 2005; I have hit my head some many times I am surprised I can remember my own name.

TravBot posted:

Ahhh, at last the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

Make that bitch your bitch you bastard.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:12

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Spuzzz posted:

Make that bitch your bitch you bastard.

Cram a bastard in it, you crap.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:14

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Coleman posted:

I don't even know what we do.

Nah I'm just kidding. What're we like a bus or something?

Didn't we used to be a delivery company?

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:32

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

I've got a big, big thirst for HUMAN BLOOD!!! :drac:

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:42

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

smashpro1 posted:

Didn't we used to be a delivery company?

That's almost 10 deliveries a year!

# ? Mar 13, 2012 20:43

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Alter Ego posted:

I've got a big, big thirst for HUMAN BLOOD!!!

DEATH to all humans!

*beep*

FREE SODA for all humans!

# ? Mar 13, 2012 20:50

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

TravBot posted:

Ahhh, at last the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

You didn't even refrigerate it, you dumb lobster!

# ? Mar 13, 2012 20:51

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Alter Ego posted:

I've got a big, big thirst for HUMAN BLOOD!!!

If you want to see the real vampire, take a look in the mirror!

# ? Mar 13, 2012 21:05

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

smashpro1 posted:

If you want to see the real vampire, take a look in the mirror!

I can't, I'm a vampire! :drac:

# ? Mar 13, 2012 21:11

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

DEATH to all humans!

*beep*

FREE SODA for all humans!

I wuv my mommy. :3:

# ? Mar 13, 2012 22:02

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Alter Ego posted:

I wuv my mommy.

No, Comrade Alter Ego! Liquor is the opiate of the human bourgeoisie. In the glorious robot workers'paradise, there will be no liquor! Only efficient synthetic fuels

# ? Mar 14, 2012 01:09

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

DrBouvenstein posted:

No, Comrade Alter Ego! Liquor is the opiate of the human bourgeoisie. In the glorious robot workers'paradise, there will be no liquor! Only efficient synthetic fuels

Hahahaha. That one touched his behindus.

# ? Mar 14, 2012 02:19

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

Hahahaha. That one touched his behindus.

WHO DARES LAUGH AT THE JESTERS OF DUNK?! :cmon:

# ? Mar 14, 2012 03:15

WhoIsBarryBostwick: Sep 17, 2008; You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

Alter Ego posted:

I wuv my mommy.

THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!

# ? Mar 14, 2012 03:19

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

sebzilla posted:

How about these cookies, sugar?

Not now, sebzilla, I'm listening to a physics lecture!

# ? Mar 14, 2012 04:20

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Not now, sebzilla, I'm listening to a physics lecture!

Durr, I'm Evil Mastermind, I don't know the mass of the Higgs boson.

# ? Mar 14, 2012 04:37

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

Durr, I'm Evil Mastermind, I don't know the mass of the Higgs boson.

I said no such thing! And then I died!

# ? Mar 14, 2012 11:16

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Oh god, I've been as dumb as Alter Ego!

# ? Mar 14, 2012 12:40

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Evil Mastermind posted:

Oh god, I've been as dumb as Alter Ego!

Am not!

# ? Mar 14, 2012 13:47

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was already here.

# ? Mar 14, 2012 13:58

Ignimbrite: Jan 5, 2010; BALLS BALLS BALLS; Dinosaur Gum

I already did!

# ? Mar 14, 2012 14:12

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Evil Mastermind posted:

Oh god, I've been as dumb as Alter Ego!

Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. This is less fun than previously indicated. Let this corny slice of Americana be your tomb for all eternity!

# ? Mar 14, 2012 14:59

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

I said no such thing! And then I died!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Travbot, uhh... suddenly died!

# ? Mar 14, 2012 15:07

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Now I am leaving the forums for no raisin!

# ? Mar 14, 2012 17:31

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

MokBa posted:

Now I am leaving the forums for no raisin!

Interesting...

No wait, the other thing.

Tedious.

# ? Mar 14, 2012 19:45

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Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. This is less fun than previously indicated. Let this corny slice of Americana be your tomb for all eternity!

I'm in! I'm a little nervous, and I've got brain in my butt crack.

# ? Mar 14, 2012 21:36

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