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bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH
He died like he lived, with wool up his rear end.

e:

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Drink and Fight posted:

I hope you mean dyed.

Goddamnit.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
I always dig finding out which sex acts are and are not emotionally mature enough for GWS regulars. :allears:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



SubG – sex. Sex.

Jay Carney
Mar 23, 2007

If you do that you will die on the toilet.

SubG posted:

I always dig finding out which sex acts are and are not emotionally mature enough for GWS regulars. :allears:

I do missionary with the lights on and in silence. I keep my socks on. It is the only way to be truly respectful to your partner.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
Remember to say please and thank you when getting a blumpkin. A 15% gratuity is customary.

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.
I'm not going to google Blumpkin. Ever.

Out here, even Modelo is like $9 for a 6 pack of the cans. And a 6 pack of bottles of Presidente is like $9 standard anywhere you go. I haven't bothered looking at the other beers, because I don't see the point in spending over $1/bottle for Budweiser. I have not seen any beer less than $9 for a 6-pack. Ever.

In Illinois, however, it's not so bad at all.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

dino. posted:

I'm not going to google Blumpkin. Ever.

Out here, even Modelo is like $9 for a 6 pack of the cans. And a 6 pack of bottles of Presidente is like $9 standard anywhere you go. I haven't bothered looking at the other beers, because I don't see the point in spending over $1/bottle for Budweiser. I have not seen any beer less than $9 for a 6-pack. Ever.

In Illinois, however, it's not so bad at all.

I remember keystone light being the beer of choice when I was in a fraternity in college. You could get a 30 pack for $11.99 from Rite Aid.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
The cheapest beer I can find is Genny cream ale for $14 a 30 pack.

I will usually be willing to spend the few dollars more and get HighLife. My old housemates and I used to keep a 30 Pack in the downstairs fridge to only be opened in a "beer emergency" and the rule was that even if you only took one beer you had to buy a new 30 pack the next day. That beer saved many an impromptu party.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
We pay $5.99 for 12 packs of PBR, Hamm's, Olympia, and Busch here. If you're into nasty beer though you can get 24 pack suitcases of Natural Ice for $8.99 or $9.99 depending on which gas station you're buying from. Quarts of Coors, Carta Blanca, etc. are usually 89 to 99 cents. This is a good place for yard beer.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
A friend from college swore to me there was a beer called Laser. I didn't believe him. This thread reminded me to go google it.

http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/archive/laser.html

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

SubG posted:

I always dig finding out which sex acts are and are not emotionally mature enough for GWS regulars. :allears:

I really hope you're not implying that getting off by sticking your dick inbetween tits is a 'really emotionally mature' thing to do.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

Steve Yun posted:

A friend from college swore to me there was a beer called Laser. I didn't believe him. This thread reminded me to go google it.

http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/archive/laser.html

there's a wine called 'woop woop', and for the purposes of forum conjecture ; it's the only thing I ever drink. :w00t:

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Oh poo poo I found someone on ebay who was selling Laser beer and I bought his last can. Trip report when it arrives.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

mindphlux posted:

I really hope you're not implying that getting off by sticking your dick inbetween tits is a 'really emotionally mature' thing to do.
Well, it's definitely not a mark of taste and refinement like jizzing in her mouth or pooper.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

SubG posted:

Well, it's definitely not a mark of taste and refinement like jizzing in her mouth or pooper.

just anecdotal evidence, but I've never met or been with a girl actually in to getting tit hosed at all

and the only guys I've known who have thought it would be a turn on have been either sexually incompetent, total douchebags, joking, or all three.

to contrast, 67% of girl's I've known or been with have been pretty on board with jizzing in their mouth or rear end (in general), and of their own accord - not like 'if a guy did this, would you break up with him?'

so as far as social maturity goes, anecdotally I'd have to assert that while wanting to shoot hot streamer jets of cum all over a girls mouth and or butt may not be a sign of maturity, not wanting to thrust blindly into a girls chest while she sits there going 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........' just might be.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Who gives a gently caress where a dude sticks his dick as long as everyone involved is cool with it?

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Kenning posted:

Who gives a gently caress where a dude sticks his dick as long as everyone involved is cool with it?
mindphlux

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Well gently caress.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
sorry but I just won't stand by and let some faggots shovel their dicks into girls tits while I'm on the beat;;

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
Just titfucking, or is all frottage right out? Please rate from most to least emotionally mature: titfucking; lap dances; scissoring; foot jobs; sumata; bagpiping.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
Also how does this compare to using cast iron.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Cast iron sucks in comparison

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

SubG posted:

Also how does this compare to using cast iron.

:nws: Frottage between two men with two iron-hard boners, that's what. :nws:

(Oh you better believe that's not-work-safe. Also it's hilarious and it's been around since like 1999.)

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

I still crack up whenever I read "AN ANUS IS NOT A VAGINA."

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

SubG posted:

Just titfucking, or is all frottage right out? Please rate from most to least emotionally mature: titfucking; lap dances; scissoring; foot jobs; sumata; bagpiping.

Again, I am not looking up what bagpiping or sumata are.

mindphlux posted:

just anecdotal evidence, but I've never met or been with a girl actually in to getting tit hosed at all

and the only guys I've known who have thought it would be a turn on have been either sexually incompetent, total douchebags, joking, or all three.

to contrast, 67% of girl's I've known or been with have been pretty on board with jizzing in their mouth or rear end (in general), and of their own accord - not like 'if a guy did this, would you break up with him?'

so as far as social maturity goes, anecdotally I'd have to assert that while wanting to shoot hot streamer jets of cum all over a girls mouth and or butt may not be a sign of maturity, not wanting to thrust blindly into a girls chest while she sits there going 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........' just might be.

I think that's probably right. Most women I've... been with haven't minded cum in the mouth in the heat of the moment, and provided that polite advance warning is given. Can't say tittyfucking has ever particularly appealed. I guess I am more emotionally mature than I realise. :smug:

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

therattle posted:

Again, I am not looking up what bagpiping or sumata are.

My sentiment was the exact opposite "Oh goodie now I get to know more american words and practices" - the american culture is so rich and diverse that it is at once confusing, perplexing and impeding normal thought.

I feel like a school boy who has just found an unexpected trove of porn in the woods.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Happy Hat posted:

My sentiment was the exact opposite "Oh goodie now I get to know more american words and practices" - the american culture is so rich and diverse that it is at once confusing, perplexing and impeding normal thought.

I feel like a school boy who has just found an unexpected trove of porn in the woods.

Yes, but it's appalling, mind-altering/destroying/warping porn that you wish you'd never seen but can't erase from your brain.

Then again, you Scandinavians have a different view of these things, you filthy degenerates.

Of course, SubG could be trolling us with made-up terms.

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.
Show of hands. How many of you cut a hole in a sheet so that you can procreate with the womenfolk without all that sinful nudity?

What the hell, people?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Phummus posted:

Show of hands. How many of you cut a hole in a sheet so that you can procreate with the womenfolk without all that sinful nudity?

What the hell, people?

I could get behind this. Who wants to look at a woman that way, anyway?

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

mediaphage posted:

I could get behind this. Who wants to look at a woman that way, anyway?

It helps me deal with my barely-repressed homosexuality.

(The hole-in-the-sheet method of lovemaking is a myth, I believe, certainly among religious Jews)

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.
Hey CzarChasm I posted in the general thread about your Evanston/Skokie food question.

I miss that area so much, culinarily and otherwise. I wanted to raise my kid in Skokie. :(

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
When thrusting away at a lady's tits it is assumed you will be reaching back and fingering her at the same time.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

therattle posted:

It helps me deal with my barely-repressed homosexuality.

(The hole-in-the-sheet method of lovemaking is a myth, I believe, certainly among religious Jews)

You can do whatever you want as long as it's through a hole in the sheet!. One of my favorite clips from the UCB show on Comedy Central. One of the weirdest myths, but they made it pretty funny.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

bunnielab posted:

When thrusting away at a lady's tits it is assumed you will be reaching back and fingering her at the same time.

Ohhhh....I see where the skidmark remark comes from now...

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

bunnielab posted:

When thrusting away at a lady's tits it is assumed you will be reaching back and fingering her at the same time.

That sounds like a recipe for a good old-fashioned rupture, and uncomfortable for both parties.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
It is also polite to not make her support your weight.

And to bring her a warm washcloth after.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Don't forget to tip 15%, 20% if she talked dirty.

Very Strange Things
May 21, 2008

Sjurygg posted:

:nws: Frottage between two men with two iron-hard boners, that's what. :nws:

(Oh you better believe that's not-work-safe. Also it's hilarious and it's been around since like 1999.)

I automatically pictured Randy "The Macho Man" Savage (R.I.P., bruthah!) reading that intro.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

bunnielab posted:

It is also polite to not make her support your weight.

And to bring her a warm washcloth after.

Truly, the mark of a gentleman

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